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Who can help write some couplets?

Raise your head three feet to solve the case and use the code to break the yin and yang.

The five criminal laws in front of the court severely punish rape and eliminate evil without mercy.

It's about the law, but it can't highlight minors, let alone schools!

I will do it. Yes!

Peaches and plums don't say anything, but three feet is famous for protecting themselves.

What's there to worry about in a hurry? Five punishments for the column music hall.

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