How does a high school student write and laugh?

1, poor and ugly, 1.49 meters; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand.

2. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Qingtian, but you expand your horizons by 300 miles to a higher level of wine. A good man, 33 years old, a literary youth, has achieved excellent results in the literacy class. In addition, he can always read and write more than 2000 words of typos. Now he wants to find a young woman with the same hobbies as me. It's a pleasure to talk about love together and have friends come from afar.

3. Male, 38 years old, 1.69 meters, unmarried, key undergraduate (only a few points short), with brilliant achievements (as a monitor in primary school), now working in a large multinational organization (cleaning tables at McDonald's), with generous treatment (not being late and leaving 800 yuan early), having a house (many people have real estate licenses) and a car (non-motor vehicles).

Ma Zhimin, as the name implies, is an ambitious young man. He is 27 years old. He has a good appearance, figure, thoughts and love, but his culture is poor, his economy is average, and he has never done anything important. The only thing commendable is that he hates the Japanese. He surfed the Internet twice a week and ate hot pot last Sunday, looking for a healthy person with financial strength and bachelor degree or above. He also hates Japanese purebred China women as his wife.

5, Jiang Nanjun, 38 years old, college degree, widowed. I am an elegant person, it would be great to be good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting! Love literature, write for a magazine, live in three rooms, including kitchen and bathroom. Business is not predestined. If you are under the age of 30, you are gentle and lovely, and virgins are preferred, your letter will be answered.

6. A 24-year-old young man likes China's classical literature since he was a child, and he prefers the classic Dream of Red Mansions. Once a book fell into the toilet, and I was sad for several days. According to my mother's memory, I was born with something in my mouth, probably psychic Baoyu, which was said to have been taken away by my wet nurse. I have always had a wish to marry Lin Daiyu instead of Jia Baoyu, so as not to make her sad again. In order to continue this beautiful love story, so now I want to find a feminine woman who feels like Lin's sister and buries her flowers under the tree. It's better to have Lin's disease. I swear by Cao Xueqin's personality that I will never abandon it.

7. A handsome man looks like Ekin Cheng, at least his hair is that long. At present, he feeds pigs at home and earns a considerable income. Now he is looking for a Hong Kong registered woman who looks like Liang Yongqi and is over 1.70 meters tall as his wife (the original version is of course the best). First come, first served, now or never.

8. Female, height 1m, 6 1, devoted, short-married, childless, young, looks only 50 years old, gentle and considerate, hardworking and simple, good at cooking, so far no one has been killed by drugs. If you are a kind and considerate man with a stomach that can stand the test, please write!

9. Ruan female, 25 years old, high school education, unmarried for many years. She is smart in appearance, watery in eyes and not very violent in teeth. She is 1.85 meters tall, runs a little fast, can play volleyball, and her housing deposit exceeds 1.70 meters. Believe in fate, regardless of gender or age.

10, male, 28 years old, 1.73 meters, junior high school, unmarried, non-urban hukou, suona team artist, 5 tile houses, three links, monthly income above 600 yuan, passbook, not much. I want to find a beautiful woman under the age of 26, with a height of 1.60 meters, who knows music and cares about her family. If I don't reply, I will reply, which will make me lose my musical cells.

1 1. An actor, unmarried, 37 years old, loves the party and loves his job. He has appeared in several films, including The Story of a Pig, The Story of Another Pig and The Story of the Last Pig. He devoted his life to China's art career, so his economy was poor. I want to find a woman (preferably an actress) who has the same experience as me.

12. The patient was a 35-year-old male who was infertile due to kidney disease and severe prostate disease. Please note that he is just infertile. Unmarried, university, suburban hukou, average income, good height and appearance. Find an unmarried female patient who looks good but can't have children (even infertile women can) and lead a hard life.

13, true virgin, 29 years old, height 1.56 meters, university, doctor, virtuous and handsome, diligent and studious. Find a partner under 38 years old, about 1.70 meters tall, with bachelor degree or above, healthy, successful, stable and responsible, and capable of moving. It's true. Read it before buying.

14, male, born at 1974,1.66m, handsome, intelligent, with a sense of humor, suffering from poliomyelitis, his right foot is a little weak, and he can ride a bicycle, which does not affect his work and life. He has two bedrooms, one living room and central heating (in summer), and his life is not bad (which means he can live for a few years). Looking for unmarried young women under the age of 25 with the same fate, good-looking, understanding, junior high school education or above.

15. If you are a pure girl with traditional morality and family responsibility, if you are young and beautiful, full of temperament, if you have a bachelor's degree or above, and if you have a deposit of more than 300,000 yuan, please consider the following spouse candidates: male, 33 years old, unmarried, with a height of 1.63 meters, a rural hukou, primary education, farming at home, and a good income.

16, male, 28 years old,1.75m, junior high school, unmarried, used to be a breeding expert, and now he is a peach major. His monthly income certainly exceeds that of 500 yuan. He has three rounds of manpower, four tile houses and several cans of pickles. Looking for a decent unmarried woman under the age of 30 as a partner, write to * * * * * * *, welcome to visit.

17 and 1986 are made in China, with a length of 176 cm and a net weight of 63 kg. It adopts artificial intelligence system, with complete components and stable operation. After 20 years of operation, it is a reliable product with complete procedures and unlimited return. Now, due to the development needs, we are looking for like-minded people (only women) to jointly develop the second generation products. ......

18, healthy single male: brewed in 1986, with an altitude between Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming, and definitely not as heavy as Han Hong. After the campus melted, his first job was legal, and so was his second job. He wants to find an ordinary girl and enjoy the two-person world. I hope you are gentle, kind, quiet, kind to the elderly, like small animals (except mice), love the beautiful things in life (excluding money), and have not lost your innocence.

What you will get: a husband (who can be used to deal with relatives and friends), a chef (who is not responsible for the quality of food), a bag (less than150kg, not more than 20 shopping bags), two shoulders (who can rely on, can be used as a pillow, can ride ...), and 80% of the monthly salary (excluding bonus and gray income). Free gift: a punching bag (only for two people).

Rights you can keep: the habit of cleaning the house (as long as it doesn't cost money), the hobby of making up (taking care of cosmetics) and the habit of shopping.

What you will lose: the right to sleep on your side in bed, some freedom, all loneliness.

19, personal condition: I am very creative, which proves that God is fair! My friends say that I am a collection of stars: Shen Dianxia's waist, Fui-On Shing's mouth, Pan Changjiang's height and Zheng Zhihua's legs. Shuaibi Pan An: He looks much better than Wu Dalang, the husband of Pan Jinlian, a distant relative of Pan An! This is a copy of him! Looks like: much more handsome than jy, a distant relative of Song Yu and a subordinate of Song Jiang! Criteria for mate selection: first, if it is a woman; Second, if it is alive; Then, you must have a devil's figure and a devil's face; As kind as snakes and scorpions; Stable personality, like upset and dry; The age is between 3 and 60 years old. If you get along well, age doesn't matter. Have a husband, because a woman with a husband is a good woman and comes with an old and open letter of introduction; Don't get married, because married people are not pure; If you want to have a car, you can't have a motorcycle, at least you should have a bike; If you want to have a job, you can also be a nanny at home.