Why do you suddenly love spitting so much?

Everyone on earth knows that we Chinese love to spit. Especially he likes to spit anywhere and anytime. If you want to vomit, just vomit. If the phlegm is stuck in your throat, it won't be good if you don't vomit. In the streets, alleys, station squares, wilderness mountains and forests, wherever there are Chinese people, in public places, you can see the phlegm that has been spitted out and the phlegm that is being spitted at any time and anywhere. The main body of phlegm is of course people. , from the great ancient civilization - China, the sleeping dragon in the East: men, women, old people, young people, rich people, poor people, good-looking people, ugly people, etc., regardless of human beings How big the difference is. It is absolutely difficult to distinguish between them in terms of the behavior of producing phlegm. They are surprisingly similar. This can be regarded as a distinctive feature of the Chinese people. Different races always have different characteristics. Therefore, if a group of East Asians are together, if you want to identify Chinese people, I guess they will be indistinguishable just by looking at their spitting (not their conversation). If you continue to talk about spitting, it will still be the same content. Besides, everyone knows that there are no fresh arguments and no one is interested. So, today I am bored and want to spend some time to focus on why Chinese people like to spit. I can say that now everyone is busy, busy with stocks and houses, and no one is willing to delve into this somewhat disgusting topic. As before, I will explain it step by step. First, love cleanliness. The Chinese nation is great. It has lasted for five thousand years. Its splendid culture has been passed down forever. The hard-working and brave Chinese people love cleanliness. What is phlegm? Dirty waste is always placed in the mouths of people who eat delicious food. How can that be done? Okay, of course you have to spit it out, not to mention Chinese people, foreigners also spit it out, no one is said to like to eat phlegm, unless they are dying patients who don’t even have the strength to spit. In short, everyone knows this. Second, promote individuality. In a highly civilized society, individuality is highly respected. If individuality is suppressed, it is called grievance. The Chinese people have stood up since 1949 and are no longer oppressed by foreign powers and imperialism. It can be said that no one dares to look down upon our country now. If you don't let me spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm, why should I swallow it in my stomach? This is not 100 years ago. The days when those foreigners and lackeys sat on our heads and lorded it over us are gone forever. I think If you vomit, you can vomit, and no one can control it. This is personality. Third, when everyone adds firewood, the flames are high. There are so many Chinese people. Putting aside other factors, in terms of numbers alone, the population of one of our counties is greater than that of a small European country. Even if our spitting ratio is the same as that of foreigners, There are the same number, but the absolute number of us is much greater than that of foreigners, so it feels like people all over the country are spitting. I don’t know if I don’t tell you, but I’m shocked when I mention it. If the phlegm produced by the people across the country were summed up every day, I estimate that it would be equivalent to at least half of the Mediterranean Sea. There is strength in numbers, Chairman Mao taught us. Fourth, it has a vast territory. China has a vast territory and rich resources. It is the fourth largest country in the world in terms of area. In particular, it has a large north-south span, large latitudes, diverse climates, and diverse ethnic groups, with 56 ethnic groups. In the past, it was inconvenient to go out, there was no money, and there were many procedures. Farmers had to work in production teams and workers had to produce in factories. Now it is better, there is freedom, and people have money. Even the name of the behavior has been changed. For example, it used to be called blind flow, but now it is called tourists. In short, the opportunities for people to go out for a stroll have greatly increased. But another problem arises. Southerners like to catch colds when they go to the north, and northerners like to cough when they go to the south. In short, they don't adapt. These problems have one thing in common, which is that they will eventually manifest in the form of phlegm. Therefore, the geographical knowledge we learned when we were young is now useful and can help us scientifically explain the mechanism of spitting from a geographical perspective. This is the geography of spitting. The ancestors of white people originated in Europe, especially Northern Europe. It is cold all year round. People move around and the temperature does not change much. There is no latitude change in each small country in Europe. Even if they later immigrated to the United States and Canada, their genes have been set. . Africa is also very hot and has similar seasons all year round. Therefore, even if we move around, black compatriots may not get sick much. Fifth, heredity and habits. It is impossible to check when the habit of spitting began. However, it is definitely not our generation. I estimate that it was formed at least in ancient times. Just like our four great inventions, it has been passed down from generation to generation. , once a habit is formed, it cannot be changed. Over time, people across the country have formed a unique national habit of spitting anywhere and at any time. If you sail against the current, you will retreat if you don't advance. To be honest, it’s hard not to spit in a spitting contest where everyone is involved.

Sixth, infection and comparison. A few years ago, I heard a news that little boys in an area were suffering from a disease called "shrinking penis syndrome", which means that the child's penis has shrunk into the stomach, and he has to exert force every day. You have to grab it with your hands and pull it out, otherwise it will turn into a girl. Later, after investigation, experts believed that this was hysteria, which is a disease that is completely controlled by fantasy and thoughts. In fact, there is no disease. This disease is contagious. If a child gets it, the children who play with him will also get it. The same is true for spitting. I didn't want to spit, but the people next to me kept coughing and spitting, which made my throat itchy, so I might as well spit. This mentality quickly turned into comparison. You keep vomiting disgusting things, but I don’t vomit. If I see you vomiting, won’t I suffer a loss? I'll vomit too, so we're even. Therefore, the more crowded the place, the more phlegm, and no one thinks anyone is dirty. Seventh, awareness of public morality. Spiritual civilization is based on material civilization. The wise decision of reform and opening up has made China’s giant dragon soar. Material civilization has come too fast, but spiritual civilization has not kept up. This is specifically reflected in public morality. Lack of consciousness. Everyone knows that spitting anytime and anywhere is bad, but who is willing to correct it? So when foreigners came here, they were surprised when they saw the Chinese slogans "No spitting" and "No spitting". Chinese culture is so profound and profound that I can't understand it. , they will never understand. Although Chinese people like to spit anytime and anywhere, they do not spit anywhere and anytime at all. For example, they will never spit in their own homes. They will not spit in any place that they consider to be their own small environment. If they have no choice but to do so, they will spit. Behind him, at least he couldn't see it. The phlegm was so dirty. It turned out that he himself knew it. Just like what I said in the first point, Chinese people love to be clean. As for whether other people are disgusted after seeing it, I have no control over it. I just want to be happy. It turns out that this "love of cleanliness" is based on selfishness. Eighth, food. Chinese people love to eat, know how to eat, and think about how to eat every day. A few days ago, Australia was worried that the Chinese would eat up all their kangaroos, and they didn’t know whether it was true or not. In short, China’s love of eating is as famous as spitting. There are many kinds of food, types, methods and content, including frying, cooking, frying, braised and steaming, fresh seafood, north and south flavors, on the street, if you look carefully, you will see the lips and face of every Chinese person. They all have a sheen of oil, China is great. However, no one has considered that most of these ways of eating are phlegm-making ingredients, such as hot pot. You see, the floor of every hot pot restaurant is full of rotten paper, snot, and phlegm, and everyone who has eaten it has Anyone who eats Lanzhou Ramen will feel a lot of phlegm pouring out of their throats. Wow, that’s what happened. Ninth, environmental pollution, the Chinese are a special race, why, because we always give the world a special feeling, for example, we like gold and silver to be stuck on our faces, many Rich nouveau riche wear big gold chains when they go abroad, so they always attract thieves abroad. In short, foreigners know that Chinese people have now changed from poor people to rich people. Dutiful citizens of developed countries have abided by the law and been cautious all their lives. They will never understand how the Chinese people became rich all of a sudden. They don’t know that the Chinese make money through speculation, large-scale demolition and construction, excavation of graves, mining for coal, house flipping, damming of rivers for power generation, low-end processing and other low-grade and low-tech means. They hope to get rich overnight, but these low-end, non-technical means have made China miserable. Therefore, probably most children in China, if they have never gone abroad or been to Tibet and Xinjiang, may not know that the original ecological God is Blue, with white clouds floating above. The gray sky is full of PM2.5 comrades. When you exhale and inhale every day, it is 2.5, so coughing and spitting are inevitable. Tenth, how to spit? Chinese people are much more civilized now, and they also know that phlegm is disgusting, so try not to spit everywhere. Where to spit, toilet, spittoon, sink, trash can, so, you see, on the street The outside of the trash can is covered with a thick layer of phlegm, which is caused by civilized people, but it is also disgusting. The correct way is to spit on a napkin, wrap it up, and put it in the trash. Finally, I would like to emphasize that smoking is not the reason for the excessive phlegm and vomiting of Chinese people. One evidence is that the proportion of Europeans and Americans smoking is much higher than that of Chinese people. Laughing. ***Mian.