A video of "Auntie's earthy love story makes the store angry" became popular. What earthy love stories have you heard?

Because people see things that are different from the environment in which they live, are influenced by different cultures, and speak in different ways, the methods of expressing feelings are even different. For example, westerners express their feelings very directly, not as euphemistically as we orientals. In ancient times, westerners expressed their feelings and liked to write a dramatic story, while orientals, especially us in China, liked to write poems to express their feelings. With the development of society, we orientals express our feelings more and more directly, and we believe in simple love stories. Playing wood games with you, right? Stop moving? Okay, I lost, okay? Because I have a crush? I was shocked at the time, but it immediately became a shy idea. Recently, the owner of a shop in Kunming was embarrassed by her aunt's earthy love words? How can you think you miss me? Passers-by say that aunt is really nice! Be ashamed of yourself. But it also means very greasy. Today, I have the honor to discuss local love stories with you. Sure, I'm ready. I would like to share with you all kinds of greasy earthy love words:

My love for you is like a tractor going uphill, never stopping!

I like your rumor. It must be cleared up. This is not a rumor, but I like you.

Sir, I can only call you you from now on, because you are in my heart.

Except for you, I am nine years old and you are three years old.

The breeze is gentle and I like you very much.

My eyes are so small? Because I can only see you!

Expressing these little love words can also stir people's hearts, but due to the improvement of modern aesthetics, the way to express feelings has changed from explicit to euphemistic, such as a favorite sentence? Isn't the moonlight beautiful tonight? Full of artistic conception and deep love, the moonlight is beautiful. I just want to share it with you, because I only have you in my heart. This is a classic love story from Japan, but it is also very popular with us. Do you like simple obedience or tactful but loving love words?