Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - Collecting anecdotes of Shaoxing celebrities (5 pieces)

Collecting anecdotes of Shaoxing celebrities (5 pieces)

It is said that there was a magistrate of a county in Shanyin that year. In order to flaunt his integrity and honesty, he posted "All eyes are naked; There is a blue sky on the head. Xu Wenchang was very angry when he saw it. One day, taking advantage of the dark night, he ran to the entrance of the county yamen and changed the couplet with a pen: "All eyes are bare; There is a dark sky above. " The county magistrate was furious when he was informed, so he sent Xu Wenchang to my official for comparison, and he could not let him go home until he found out. At the beginning, the county official made a difficult connection: "Cloud locks the mountain, which peak dares to come out?" Xu Wenchang immediately said to him, "It's hard to get this bachelor!" The county magistrate looked at the lanterns hanging in the lobby and said, "A pair of candles are bright and bright, shining all around." Without thinking, Xu Wenchang casually replied: "Two lights, dark and dark, without distinction between north and south." Xu Wenchang metaphorically said that there was darkness in the court, and the county magistrate was furious. He said the third couplet: "There is one heart in the candle, and there is fire in the heart;" Xu Wenchang took advantage of the topic and made a couplet: "Paper lanterns have many eyes on the cage, but no beads in their eyes." The blind county magistrate was so angry that he died.

an anecdote about Mr. Cai Yuanpei

When Cai Yuanpei was the principal of Peking University, he once suddenly asked his students, "What is five plus five?"

Students think that the headmaster's questions must have a secret, and they are afraid to answer them. After a while, a student said bluntly, "5 plus 5 equals 1." Cai smiled and said, "Yes! Right! " And encouraged: "Young people < P > must not worship idols!"

Qiu Jin has a soft spot for Shaoxing wine. In her short and heroic life, she left many wine poems and stories accompanied by wine. She said in the poem "Drinking Wine": "I don't hesitate to buy a treasure knife, and it's also worthwhile to exchange mink and fur for wine. A cavity of blood is diligent and precious, and it can still be turned into Bitao. "

In the movie "Qiu Jin", the story of Qiu Jin and Chen Tianhua drinking sake and exchanging fur for wine was written. She expressed her revolutionary lofty sentiments with the heroic act of "changing mink and fur for wine", which set off the revolutionary's heroic nature and was very touching.

Among her existing poems, there are 16 poems with wine, 5 words and several songs. Among them, the "Song of the Sword" says: "When it falls into your hand, the right hand holds the sword and the left hand holds the wine. When the wine is hot and dancing, the sky is as good as seeing the dragon and snake go. " "Song of the Sword" says: "Life and death are a matter of paying a feather, and life is here. When you are hungry, you want to lick your enemy's head, and when you are thirsty, you want to drink the blood of Huns. " In the poem, she organically mixed wine and sword, expressing the revolutionary struggle spirit of pulling out the sword with wine and selflessness.

Western reporters asked Premier Zhou: "Excuse me, Mr. Premier, are there any prostitutes in China now?" Many people wonder: how to ask such a question? Everyone is concerned about Premier Zhou's answer. Premier Zhou affirmed: "Yes!" The audience was in uproar and there were many comments. Premier Zhou saw everyone's doubts and added: "The prostitutes in China are in Taiwan Province Province of China." Suddenly the applause thundered.

-------- The reporter's question was very vicious, and he designed a trap for Premier Zhou. After the liberation of China, all brothels in the mainland were closed, and the original prostitutes have been transformed into self-reliant workers. The reporter thought:

If you ask the question "Are there any prostitutes in China", Zhou Enlai will definitely say "Yes". Once you really answer like this, you fall into his trap, and he will immediately say "There are prostitutes in Taiwan Province". At this time, you can't say "Taiwan Province is not China's territory". Here lies the malice of this question. Of course, Premier Zhou saw through his tricks at a glance. This answer not only saw through the sinister intention of splitting China's territory, but also reflected the contrast between the good social atmosphere in the mainland and Taiwan Province. Alas, Premier Zhou has considered the problem carefully and responded so quickly at the same time. It's hard for you not to admire him!