What are the classic quotations in the Spring Festival Evening?

There are many classic lines in Huang Hong's Spring Festival Evening sketch, all of which come from the sketch Unlocking. The content of this sentence is: late, the car hit the wall and you know it turned over; When the stock goes up, you know you bought it; When you make a mistake and are sentenced, you know you regret it; Have a big snot in your mouth. You want to throw it away.

The sketch was directed by He Fu, written by, and starred by, Gong Hanlin, Lin Yongjian and Dong Qing. It was broadcast on CCTV Spring Festival Gala on February 6th, 2008.

A brief introduction to the essay Unlocking.

Unlocking tells the story of Huang Hong's owner asking Lin Yongjian, the locksmith, to open the box. As a result, he was asked to provide various identification certificates, but these certificates were stored in the box to be unlocked. The feeling be nasty under, he find "old five" Gong Hanlin to prove for himself, and get the story of "prove your identity first".

In "Unlocking", when Huang Hong said more than a dozen documents such as ID card and marriage certificate in one breath, the audience applauded. And Lin Yongjian's practice of not getting a license or unlocking the lock also made the audience cry.