Who has a sample of handwritten newspapers roaming the language world?

Don't understand doesn't mean don't understand. It's called-vertigo.

Discontent is not discontent, it is-damn it.

A meeting is not a meeting, it's a party.

Rich people are not called rich people, but-VIP.

Giving advice is not giving advice, it's called-patting bricks.

Support does not support, yes-top.

Strong support is not strong support, it is called-crazy top.

Cheating is not cheating, it's an affair.

Chasing girls is not chasing girls, it is-picking up girls.

Eating is not eating, but-pinching.

Envy is not envy, but-drooling.

Having fun is not fun, it's fun.

Dancing is not dancing, it's-dancing.

Things are not called things, but called-Dongdong.

People invite you to dinner, not to invite you to dinner, but to have dinner.

Excitement is not excitement, but-high.

Very excited, not very excited, but-to high.

Ability is not called ability, it is called-material.

Bad luck is not bad luck, but failure.

Single women are not called single women, but petty bourgeoisie.

A single man is not called a single man, but a bachelor.

Cockroaches are not called cockroaches, but-Xiao Qiang.

Being bitten by countless mosquitoes is not called being bitten by countless mosquitoes, it is called-new mosquitoes even bang.

Good-looking is not good-looking, but-striking!

Ugly girls on the Internet are not ugly girls-they are dinosaurs.

The ugly man on the Internet is not an ugly man-he is a frog.

Experts on the Internet are not experts-they are prawns.

Online low hand is not low hand-it's called rookie.

Reading posts is not called reading posts-it's called reading.

I don't call me: I call me.

Not bad, not bad, but eight mistakes.

Dead or not, it's 74.

Your name is kiss 77 1 and hug 88 1.

I'm so angry -7456

Do you like it? Do you like it? This is called porridge.

I wish you happiness. I didn't mean to wish you happiness ... I called you happy pig.

Don't scream, just call 94.

Yeah, that's not called. Yes, it is called 42.

No, no, no-call the watch.

Me: me.

Kick your ass: kick your PP

FT: It's short for faint and faint.

Unity: synonymous with painting walls and sweeping buildings. That is, the whole page is your reply, an act of condemnation.

XXXX said: a verb is postpositioned, such as eating.

XXXXing:XXXX is improving, it is XXXX. For example, surfing the Internet.

PP: Photos, but if you mean playing PP, it's kicking your ass.

Kick your ass: spank your ass

BT: pervert. Compared with other segments of floating clouds, Shuiban is the place where BT haunts and beats him or her.

SL: Sex maniac. The characteristic of floating clouds is that there are more wolves than mm.

Girlfriend, girlfriend

Boyfriend, boyfriend

Kao, damn it, Kao: swear, use it carefully.

MD: Swear, be very careful!

TMD: Swear, be very careful!

TNND: swear, be especially careful!

JJWW: What you say means the way people talk.

SJB: neuropathy

PMP: kiss up

MPJ: apple polisher

Kick: flat kick

Slap: to hit in the face

KH: Sunflower is a master of practicing sunflower series. A master Yun Yun practiced in this field, and everyone called him by his first name.

KHBD: Sunflower Series

PXJF: Swordsmanship to ward off evil spirits originated from swordsmanship dedicated to KHBD and KH.

Sp: support

Wade: modal particles, dedicated to KH

Whoo-hoo, pig: sleeping.

Porridge: I like it.

Jam: I'm flattered

BXCM: ice snow cleverness

LOL: Laugh out loud, laugh.

KFC: KXXX & FXXX & CXX, if you have a grudge against someone, KFC will treat him.

PK: PlayerKill, hacker, attack, can also be interpreted as batch before K.

BTW: Right, right.

PS: Two meanings, btw or photoshop (a computer retouching software).

Cu: Bye, bye.

BB: Baby, lover, child, bye-bye, depending on the specific use.

Although the summons bow is super strong.

Sauce purple: like this

Fanfan: Eat.

Works: photos

Bambusa, Bambusa: The moderator, the administrator of the forum, compares the water board to a small shop and is the owner himself.

Bucket, water ghost, narcissus, water king, jellyfish: refers to a water-filled madman, a woman made of jellyfish.

Sailor: the sentient beings in the version

Divers: those guys who like to watch others irrigate but don't irrigate themselves.

Crazy: can't stand stimulation and behave abnormally.

THX, 3x: Thank you, thank you.

Sigh: sigh

Cool: cool

Pm: forum private letter

Shut up: shut up

Dl: download, download

PUB: ftp scanned on the network can be uploaded and downloaded temporarily, which means that files can be uploaded to pubftp for * * *.

Because.

BRB: Be right back, be right back.

TTYL: Talk to you later. Bye. Talk to you next time.

Bbl: Come back later.

Steamed bread: If someone is ugly or stupid, call him steamed bread.

5.① How can the kindness of parenting be rewarded? (Hainan Yangshengtang Guibie Pill)

I don't care about eternity, I only care about having it. (Fiyta Watch)

(3) Go beyond yourself and succeed. (Anta sports shoes)

4 creamy and silky. (Dove Chocolate)

The world is Ren Woxing. (VIP bird casual shoes)

6. Twenty this year and eighteen next year. (facial cleanser)

6. 1, at the entrance of the hotel: "copy" the rice.

2, at the garage door: tire repair "flushing"

3. At the door of the retail store: "Sold separately"

4. Furniture store door: home "furniture"

5. Decorate the door of the store: install "yellow"

6. Lost property advertisement: lost property "enlightenment"

7. Install the company's door: "Press" to install.

8. at the door of the car wash shop: wash the car and play "wax"

9. at the entrance of the hotel: "he" rice.

10, at the entrance of the fruit shop: "Bo" Luo.

1 1. Hotel menu: Danji

12, hardware store signboard: "money" block

13, signboard of sporting goods store: "blue" ball

14, in front of fast food restaurant: a large row of "blocks"

15, signboard of farmers' market: "Fan" eggplant

16, stop sign: "Yes" car charges.

17, slogan of strike hard: strike hard "calendar"

18, an airport banner: Year of Youth.

19, a traffic slogan: overload is "almost" harmful.

20. Dining room menu: fish "garden"

Second, deliberately misspelled (typo in quotation marks)

1. Drug advertisement: "Cough" is urgent.

2. Mountain bike advertisement: "Riding" is endless.

3. tonic advertisement: "turtle" is safe.

4, glasses advertising: a "bright" amazing.

5. Mosquito repellent advertisement: silent "mosquito"

6. scotch tape advertisement: irreplaceable "tape"

7. Internet cafe advertisement: A "net" is deep.

8. Piano advertisement: "Qin" has a special liking, love at first sight.

9. Water heater advertisement: "Take a bath at will"

10, air-conditioning advertisement: Never "sweat" for life.

1 1, clothing store advertisement: "clothes and hats" bring people.

12, a laundry advertisement: "clothes"

13, advertisement of a real estate company: All rooms are available.

14, a cake advertisement: step by step "cake"

15, advertisement of stomach medicine: a "no" to "stomach"

16. Horse racing advertisement: enjoy riding.

17, electric iron advertisement: 100 "clothes", 100 Shun.

18, fast food restaurant advertisement: "burning" is better.

19, washing machine advertisement: "idle" wife and good mother

20. Hat company advertisement: take people by "hat"

2 1, advertisement for treatment of lithiasis: the big "stone" becomes smaller, and the small "stone" becomes smaller.

22. Printer advertisement: A hundred words are not worth a "key"

23. Paint advertisement: lewd paint.

24. refrigerator advertisement: refrigeration frontier

25, anti-hemorrhoid drug advertisement: not afraid of hemorrhoids.

26. Garden apartment advertisement: stay in the apartment.

27. Dance machine advertisement: smell "machine" dancing.

28. Seafood advertising: Take a "fresh" step.

29. Oral clinic advertisement: "Quick cure" crowd

30. Gift shop advertisement: "Gift" is a matter of course.

Spring Festival couplets: Golden roosters are friends with dogs, which makes people frustrated.

Yellow dogs bring good news, and chickens crow and jade photos.

Qin Rui, a golden rooster sacrifice, has a good effect on dogs and is in the prime of life.

Jade dog, Cheng Xiang, exhibition, Hongyou, crow, prosperity, spring is everywhere.

How much joy has the Year of the Rooster added? Longxiang Huaxia welcomes the Spring Festival.

Year of the dog: the year of the dog is the next level.

The cock crows, the flute rhymes, Xiangyun, and the residual chicken goes to Yaochi to report the good news.

Dogs trace plum blossoms, and snow flying dogs come to the earth to report spring.

Dogs crow, chickens crow, golden roosters win, and plum blossoms are fragrant.

Ying Ge Yanwuri Pupils Pupils Pupils Prostitutes Spring Festival Willow color brand new.

The reform of enriching the country and strengthening the border, bidding farewell to the old times, wonderful singing.

Cocks crow and dogs bark to announce a bumper harvest in the new year.

Chickens chase the sun and the moon and dance like crows.

A dog jumped over the mountains and rivers with great pride. Don't always steal peace for a dog.

In the Year of the Rooster, we welcome victory.

Dogs get rich, and every family dances with chickens to celebrate their return.

Dogs paint red berries, and Five Blessingg chickens return to bamboo leaves for the New Year.

Chicken with bamboo newspaper and three dogs with plum blossom spring.

Kyushu sun and moon open in spring; The midnight bell sounds auspicious;

Four seas celebrate the Year of the Dog. In the year of the dog, firecrackers sound safe.

More than three bamboo cock paintings; The puppy knows that the road is narrow;

Five Blessingg plum blossom dog. Dapeng spreads his wings and hates heaven and earth.

Tengu comes to the world in spring; Rich people laugh in good years;

The god of wealth stops at Xiyingmen. Rich and peaceful dogs are not surprised.

Dogs are happy to leave the door open; Why do dogs complain when they watch the door?

Brush and pen make flowers. Ma Chi took the trouble to travel long distances.

Dogs love poor families, and the world is expensive; In good years, every dog is rich;

Rare in the world. Chickens crow everywhere in spring.

Dog painting Five Blessingg, Hongmei Town; Dogs crow in spring;

More than three stories about chicken and bamboo. Ying Ge YanWuSun pupil pupil pupil pupil.

Dogs crow and spring is bright; The dog stepped on the frost bridge to meet Five Blessingg;

The scenery of singing and dancing is very charming. The chicken was rewarded with snow and stones.

Dogs don't know the floor heating until they lie in the house; Dogs don't know the floor heating until they lie on the steps;

Quedengmei calyx announces new spring. Magpies sing spring scenery on plum trees.

The dog looks at the man at the door, Changtai; Dogs can keep vigil at home;

A country ruled by law is eternal. God forbid people to be ungrateful.

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