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Newly compiled stories about characters from Water Margin

One day, Song Jiang inspected the three armies, but saw that the troops and horses were strong, and he suddenly became ambitious to conquer the Central Plains.

In order to encourage everyone to work hard, Song Jiang decided to select ten outstanding figures

from one hundred and eight generals, as role models for everyone to learn from. In order to fully demonstrate the fairness of the election, Song Jiang decided to implement a referendum for the first time. Thus, a vigorous competition for the top ten Liangshan heroes began.

The Eight Immortals crossed the sea, each showing his magical powers. Professionals were hired one after another for packaging, and advertising companies made a lot of money. Liangshan Radio, Liangshan TV, Liangshan Daily, and Liangshan Evening News made special reports on this. The election campaign has also become the top ten news in Shuibo Liangshan

. The whole Shuibo Liangshan is as lively as a festival. The avenue from Zhu Gui's hotel to Juyi

hall was lined with promotional boards, and the trees were also hung with small flags and slogans, making it dizzying for

people to see. Like "Precious vote, vote for the hero in your heart -

Tiger hero Wu Song", "Kill the Four Tigers - Black Tornado Li Kui" and so on. Shi Qian was looked down upon by people since he came to the mountain because of his low abilities and humble background. However, he worked hard, went to Tsinghua University to study for a doctorate, and won the high jump championship in the Olympics. He also broke the world record that had been held by foreigners for many years. , which impressed all kinds of people in Liangshan

and became a man of the hour in this election. He specially asked an advertising company to design its packaging and put out the slogan "Doctoral Champion - Shi Qian", making it unique among many heroes.

Of course, not everyone participated in this election, and many people were indifferent to it.

It's not because they have noble sentiments like Xu Youwuguang, but mostly because they know that they can't be selected anyway, so they simply give up. Brothers Zhu Gui and Zhu Fu are busy

Because of engaging in pyramid schemes, I did not participate. Wang Ying and his wife did not participate in the election, mainly because they were newly married and were inseparable, so worldly matters naturally could not disturb them. While everyone

is busy campaigning for elections, traveling around the mountains and rivers is quite interesting.

One day, Wang Ying was riding a bicycle with his wife on the road. A gust of wind blew down a billboard beside the road

and knocked the two of them to the ground. . The back of the billboard is painted black, but you can vaguely see the three characters "Electric Machinery Department" on it. The two of them were in pain from being smashed

Hu Sanniang even raised her eyebrows, "Look at how stupid you are, you can't even ride a car.

It's really hard to marry a fool like you. What a bad luck. Look how majestic Lin Chong is."

Wang Yingben was quite wary of Lin Chong and always suspected that Lin Chong touched him when fighting against Hu Sanniang.

Now. Seeing my wife like this made me even more angry. However, thinking about his own dignity, and then looking at his wife's delicate appearance, "a pear blossom brings spring rain", Wang Ying

couldn't help but softened, and quickly apologized: " Hey hey hey." Finally, he coaxed the third lady back.

The more Wang Ying thought about it, the angrier she became. These people were running a chaotic campaign. "Go sue them

". So he came to Song Jiang's tent. At that time, Song Jiang was surfing the Internet and chatting enthusiastically with a young lady. Wang Ying is a rough man and doesn't care about this. He carelessly

called: "Brother-in-law", because Song Tai recognized Hu Sanniang as his adopted daughter, so the two

had this level of kinship. Song Jiang looked up and saw that it was Wang Ying. He was unhappy: "Don't you know I'm busy?"

"You have to take care of the people on both sides of the road The billboard hurt me."

Song Jiang thought to himself: "This is such a nonsense, why bother me.

He suppressed his temper and said, "Please describe the process." "

Wang Ying told the whole story, "You have to make the decision for me. We are relatives after all.

Song Jiang said: "As the leader of a village, how can I show favoritism?" Let me ask you, do you know that you violated traffic rules when riding with others? kindness? "

"This, this, this..."

"Is your bicycle registered? kindness? Have you paid taxes? kindness? "

Wang Ying was speechless. Originally, the car was bought from a black car dealer in Gangwa City for cheap.

How dare you get a license plate, let alone tax? For four and a half yuan a year, if you add 50 cents, you can buy a casserole in the Shishi Canteen.

"The issue of billboards is easy to deal with. However, if the reporter is concerned about it. This is an in-depth report. If these issues are brought out, I don’t think you can do anything about them! "

Wang Ying was stunned, wondering how she got out of the room.

Song Jiang smiled proudly, "Young man, you are so young. "So I summarized the matter

and wrote it in the book "The Art of Leadership of Revolutionary Cadres". "You can also earn some royalties."

Song Jiang patted his general's belly and said . Suddenly he remembered the girl he was chatting with.

When he looked at it again, he had been kicked out by the system for not moving for a few minutes.

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