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Classic quotations from lazy sheep
Classic Quotations from Lazy Sheep:
1) The opportunity is your own.
2) I am not as knowledgeable as ordinary sheep.
3) Smart sheep will always have unexpected gains.
4) You all bullied me, so I told the village chief to leave.
5) Can't you take care of me as a girl now?
6) I am a noble sheep born to sleep.
Help! Village head, Pleasant Goat sells children!
8) I am also a waste sheep, and I am often laughed at by boiling sheep.
Brother Frog, you'd better learn from me! I have a lovely appearance and a lovely expression. When I am in danger, someone will always come to save me.
10) Lazy sheep was caught by wolves halfway: a big, bad wolf, a big, stupid wolf, can never beat Pleasant Goat, and can only serve Kotaro. ?
1 1) What did you sing lazily once? I am lazy. I eat a lot. After eating, I must sleep. Sleep late. If I sleep too much, eat something before I sleep in.
12) ? Eat and sleep.
13) once he fell off a cliff and fell right into the hammock where he slept, and said, sleep anywhere. ?
14) once they slept in a wolf's den and said that I had nightmares again and felt like sleeping with a wolf?
15) When lazy sheep is caught: Why am I always injured?
16) Uncle Grey Wolf, do you have the heart to eat a lovely girl like me?
17) Lazy sheep said to Big Wolf: Uncle Big Wolf, do you like doing nothing? Then you won't eat me, cutie. I'm leaving. ?
Poor guy. If I am going to die, I must die completely before I die. All the sheep are sweating? joke
19) Boiling sheep:? Lazy sheep, what's the score of this final exam? Lazy sheep is sleeping, I didn't hear you clearly. Answer:? I-I haven't eaten yet.
20) Village head: Lazy sheep, why don't you do your homework today? I didn't eat this morning! ?
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2 1) Meiyangyang:? Lazy sheep, today is your birthday, let's go to my house to eat cake! ? Lazy sheep:? I haven't eaten watermelon for a long time! ?
Jonie? Lazy sheep, you are fatter, go to exercise! ? Lazy sheep:? I'm going to practice eating melons! ?
23) Pleasant Goat: Lazy Goat, what will you do if Big Big Wolf gets better? Sad because it's not fun?
24) It's good to sleep everywhere.
25) Now you are short wax gourd, and I am tall wax gourd.
26) I am lovely and responsible. What did I do wrong?
27) Why do I always get hurt?
Monitor, how firm you look at me.
29) I haven't woken up (complaining). In this case, let's get some sleep first (ZZZ). Don't disturb my sleep (madness).
30) A happy day is a day when you go to bed after you have had enough to eat.
3 1) I have nightmares again, and I feel like sleeping with a wolf.
A selection of classic quotations from Lazy Sheep;
1) The big bad wolf, the big stupid wolf, will never beat Pleasant Goat, but also serve Red Taro.
2) Pleasant Goat: What will happen to you if Big Big Wolf gets better? Lazy sheep: I'm sad because it's not fun.
3) I am a lazy sheep. I like to eat and eat a lot. After eating, you have to sleep, sleep late, sleep too much, eat again, and sleep late again.
I don't want to be a colonel. Can I be the monitor of the cooking class? (bullish)
5) I haven't been reunited with my potato chips, chocolate and candy for a long time (bullish)
6) Success is 99% genius plus 1% effort.
7) At this time of year, I have to think for a long time, which is undoubtedly the most painful moment in my life.
8) I don't do anything for everyone to have a chance to give full play to their advantages.
9) Village head, I admit that I am really a lamb without perseverance and will.
Recommendation of classic quotations about lazy sheep;
1. The classic funny lines of lazy sheep in Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf
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