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What are the interesting couplets?

Question 1: What are the interesting couplets? Release date: 20 12-05-28 Source: Spring Festival couplets

Difficult to connect:

1, smoking along Yanyan.

Fog covers the aviary, no fog.

2, lonely cold window empty

Handsome, beautiful and lonely.

3. Move the chair and lean on the tung to enjoy the moon.

Wait for the lights to go to the pavilion and attack each other.

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.

Shanxi Hangkong Temple hangs in the Western Hills.

5, a cup of green tea to quench your thirst.

The sound of nature is the heart of Lele musicians.

Seven-string wonderful music, the sound of Lele Yuefu

6, charcoal to salt, black and white mountain parallel imports

Bamboo is horizontal and hemp is vertical, and yellow is not connected with short curtains.

Bamboo horizontal hemp vertical, green and yellow soft and hard curtains.

7, moonlight screen window, everyone is wise.

The wind sends flowers all over the garden, and there are bursts of flowers and Mei Lanfang.

8. Tieweng City West, Jinyu Yinshan Sanbao Land

In Huaxia, Confucius, Mencius and Mozi were all saints.

9. Look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky every day.

It's hard to ask for help, it's hard to find someone, and it's hard for everyone to find someone.

Chinese New Year is bitter, Chinese New Year is bitter, and Chinese New Year is bitter every year.

10, Nantong House, North Tongzhou, and North and South Tongzhou connect North and South.

Reading in spring, reading in autumn, reading in spring and autumn, reading in spring and autumn.

East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east pawnshop.

1 1. Visit the West Lake and carry a tin pot. The tin pot will drip into the West Lake, but cherish the tin lake.

Pass Nanping, sell blue bottles, blue bottles get Nanping, rare blue bottles.

12, the upper hook is old, the lower hook is an exam, the old exam is a lad, and the lad is old.

One person's congress, two people's days, great human feelings, great human feelings.

13, Wangjianglou, Wangjiangxi, Wangjiangxi under Wangjianglou, Qianchengjianglou and Qianchengliujiang.

Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow for thousands of years.

Poetry platform competition, poetry talent competition, poetry platform poetry talent competition, poetry platform peerless, poetry talent peerless.

14, Baita Street, yellow blacksmith, red stove, burning black charcoal, emitting smoke, flashing blue light, quenching purple iron, sitting north to south and hitting things.

Danshuiwan, a farmer in bad karma, wears a cool hat, bends over, basks in the heat, sweats, cuts sweet sugar cane and raises his wife, children and grandchildren.

Split couplets:

1, watch the door.

Si Shin Kuhn Ueda

2. There is less water and sand.

It is made of earth embankment.

Silkworm is a worm in the world.

Hong is a riverside bird.

4. Step on three stones in Qiao Lei.

The way to separate the two mountains

5. Young girl Nijia girl

Zhuge, who talks big, is the only one.

6. When the old firewood died, it became firewood.

Women are good, girls are better.

7. People used to be monks, but they can also become Buddhas.

A woman is as humble as a handmaid and can be called a slave.

8. The freezing rain sprinkles people at two o'clock in the east and three o'clock in the west.

Divide customers.

9. If one eye can't see clearly, the opening will be divided into two pieces.

20 heads cut off, this body should be eight knives.

10, mouth of the world, mouth of the sky, intent on swallowing me.

The king among the people, the king on the people's side, intends to take full responsibility.

1 1, three women are traitors, and both women start with a woman.

Five people * * * umbrellas, and the villain is covered by adults.

12, ten thoughts, homesickness, homesickness.

Enjoy the wind, the moon and the autumn fragrance.

13, Feng tamed the leader Feng Xun's five horses.

One person in Iraq is Yin, and none in Yi Yin is Yuan.

14, the ancient wood in front of the rock is dead, and this wood is firewood.

Girls with long scarf accounts are good, and girls are better.

15, Zhang Longgong, riding a strange horse, fighting alone.

Married a daughter, conceived a child, and gave birth to a male niece.

16, Qiao Nv was born charming and hated rouge and plastic face.

Why use copper and iron to cast a dart front when you defeat the enemy without fighting?

17, the monks of the temples returned, worshiping the four-dimensional arhat with both hands.

The wooden door is leisurely and comfortable, and the two mountains have peaks in size.

18, the sun is in the east, the moon is in the west, and the sky generates Ming characters.

Children live on the right, women live on the left, and there are good people in the world.

19, Marco, Luo Qiluo

The speaker is a pig, a pig is a pig, and a pig is a pig.

20. An inch of land is a temple, and a poem is said in the temple. The poem says: The moon sends monks to the ancient temple.

Shuang Mu is a forest, the forest is forbidden, and so is the cloud: the axe slammed into the forest at the right time.

2 1, water with insects is turbid, water with fish is fishing, water with water is Vivi.

Wood is the base, wood is the end, wood is wood, and pine and cypress are dense.

22. The sun and the moon are dim, and the mountain wind is blowing, but the stone skin is still firm and the ancient wood is not withered ... >>

Question 2: What are the interesting couplets? Part one: freezing rain showers the window at two o'clock east and three o'clock west.

Bottom line: Divide melons and cut vegetables vertically and horizontally.

In the first part, the word "frozen sprinkling" is skillfully divided into two parts: east and west. The author has a life, the freezing rain is heavier, and only a small amount will fall on the window, so there will be a situation of "two points in the east and three points in the west".

The second part is more ingenious. It takes apart the word "divide and rule" and turns it into eight knives and seven knives, and then combines the idiom "vertical and horizontal" with it to become "vertical and horizontal".

This link is very interesting. It is difficult to find a couplet similar to it.

Question 3: Interesting couplets Daquan Interesting couplets

The first part: The wind is blowing and the rain is falling. I am waiting for your call back.

Bottom line: live for you, die for you, and wait for you all your life; Fu Heng Pi: It was sent to the wrong person.

Two funny couplets

Part one: Look behind, there are thousands of troops and horses;

Bottom line: turn around and scare away millions of heroes;

Horizontal criticism: Oh, my God

Three funny couplets

Part I: Don't cheat in the exam. Be a schoolmate next year;

Bottom line: I would rather have no personality than fail;

Horizontal batch: I just want to go over.

Four interesting couplets

The first part: Mahjong Poker Golden Flower, lost and went home;

The bottom line: the ancient road is thin and thin, and the world is heartbroken;

Horizontal criticism: miserable

Five interesting couplets

Uplink: remove the numbers one and two;

Bottom line: there are four, five, six, seven, nine;

Horizontal batch: There are only 38 left.

Six interesting couplets

Part One: Say if you can do it;

In a word: you say no, you can't do it, and you can't do it;

Cross-approval: I can't accept it.

7 interesting couplets

The first part: the person I love was taken away;

Bottom line: people who love me are terrible;

Horizontal criticism: bad luck

8 uplink: pen name, pseudonym, pseudo address;

Bottom line: Cheat to eat, cheat to drink and cheat feelings;

Horizontal approval: those who wish to take the bait

9 funny couplets: Redmi pumpkin soup, wife and children;

Bottom line: Redmi tortoise soup, a child, a wife, a group of people;

Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times

10 funny couplets

The teacher wrote couplets: the country enriches the people, the family enriches the people, and the country enriches the people.

Class Committee's couplet: the sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, and the world is magnificent!

My bottom line: * * *, damn it, * * *!

1 1 funny couplets

Part I: Love is suspended, love is lightened, and fate has slipped to the daily limit;

Bottom line: thinking about the bull market, thinking that there is no bear market, and feelings can't be long-term;

Horizontal batch: make up the position quickly.

16 funny couplets

Shanglian: collecting debts everywhere;

Downward: all parties need money;

Horizontal batch: just don't return it.

12 part 1: eat and drink, don't take things to heart!

Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable!

Horizontal batch: you can't live in vain

13 funny couplets

The first part: boys and girls are poor scholars, endless!

Part two: first love, passionate love, extramarital love, reluctant to part!

Horizontal criticism: there is no love in life

14 funny couplets

Part 1: Love your country, your family and your sister!

Bottom line: fire and theft prevention, brother!

Horizontal criticism: freedom of love

Thanks for adoption

Question 4: Interesting couplets 1,

Wang Xizhi, a great calligrapher in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, likes to write couplets, but every time he just posted them, others stole them. On New Year's Eve, he came up with a clever way to prevent "thieves": he posted this couplet on the door:

Felicity never paired off.

When it rains, it pours/Misfortunes never come singly

The thief walked up to Wang Zhai and shook his head. In the early morning of the first day, Wang Xizhi continued three words at the end of the couplet, which became a masterpiece with full salary:

Happiness has not doubled until now.

It never rains but it pours.

This legendary "skill" is obviously incredible ―― because the first Spring Festival couplets didn't appear until the Five Dynasties. But the story is very interesting, and the couplets are also very artistic and worth appreciating.

2、

Yu Wang, a writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, was born in a poor family when he was a child. He often helped adults to grind noodles after school. /kloc-when he was 0/2 years old, an expert asked him to make a couplet on grinding noodles. Yu Wang said:

But match the heart.

It's too late to worry.

When the local satrap gave a banquet, he improvised:

Parrots can talk like chickens.

The guests were full of answers and the news spread the next day. Yu Wang know, immediately to the next sentence:

Spiders are not as clever as silkworms.

3、

Lv Mengzheng, a Song Dynasty man, was indignant at the serious inequality between the rich and the poor at that time. One Spring Festival, a poor man asked him to write a pair of Spring Festival couplets. Lu wrote:

Two three four five

Six seven eight nine

Banner: North and South

After the Spring Festival couplets were posted, countless people gathered around. Everyone began to feel "strange" and then called it "wonderful". The beauty of this pair of Spring Festival couplets lies in its external meaning: the first couplet is short of one, and the second couplet is short of ten, which is the homonym of "lack of clothes and food": the horizontal comment of "North and South" means "nothing". The author uses a unique rhetorical device to describe the plight of the poor.

4、

Yan Shu, a poet of the Song Dynasty, took a nap in daming temple when he passed Yangzhou. He came across a poem written on the wall. Upon inquiry, he knew that the author was a local, so he invited Wang to dinner. After supper, they took a walk by the swimming pool. It's late spring, and fallen flowers are everywhere. Yan Shu said, "Sometimes I think of a good sentence. For example, I once said,' Nothing can be done', and I haven't come up with the next couplet yet. " Wang Qi replied, "I have known Yan for a long time." Soon, this couplet was written by Yan Shu in her word "Huanxisha? A new word, a glass of wine, has become a famous sentence through the ages.

5、

Kou Zhun, a famous figure in the Northern Song Dynasty, and all his friends traveled in the suburbs. On a whim, they made a sentence:

The moon under water is the moon in the sky.

All my friends didn't answer correctly. Yang Danian just arrived and said:

The person in the eyes is the person in front of me.

All the friends cheered in unison.

6、

Gong's father is good at speaking, and Wang Anshi made a sentence to give it a try:

Xia, Shang and Zhou dynasties

Liu told yue:

Ode to elegance in four poems

Wang Anshi applauded: "This place is made in heaven!" The beauty of antithesis is that it sums up "ode to elegance" with "four-character poem": because "elegance" in The Book of Songs can be divided into "elegance" and "elegance", when combined with "wind" and "ode", it just becomes "four-character poem".

7、

Mei is famous for her poems, but after 30 years of ups and downs, she has not been reused. In his later years, he was invited by Ouyang Xiu to participate in the compilation of Tang Shu. After the manuscript was written, it was not presented to the emperor, and Mei died, which made the literati lament. Previously, when Mei was ordered to write the Book of the Tang Dynasty, he once said to his wife Diao Shi:

My book can also be described as a monkey in a cloth bag.

DiaoShi laughed.

You are an official. What's the difference between catfish and bamboo poles?

Although it is a daily conversation between husband and wife, it naturally becomes a bond, and everyone who hears it applauds.

8、

Su Shi (no. Dongpo and Huang Tingjian play chess in Panasonic. A gust of wind blew, pine nuts fell off the chessboard, and Dongpo improvised:

Panasonic go, pine nuts fall with each one.

Huang Tingjian told yue:

Fishing by willows, on which fishing lines are often hung.

9、

Su Shi has always been a snob. Wang Anshi, the prime minister, attached great importance to Su Shi's talent, but felt that he should be killed. One year, the first month and December are beginning of spring, and August is another leap month. Wang Anshi took this as the topic and asked Su Shi to answer correctly:

One year on earth, two spring months, two August, two spring and autumn.

Su Shi thought hard for days, but he couldn't answer. It was not until hundreds of years later that an anonymous person reluctantly made the bottom line (tolerance):

Sixty-year-olds will meet again on Sunday, and the world will meet again.

10、

One day, Su Dongpo invited Huang Tingjian to visit his home. Huang went to the door, Sue was busy going out to meet him, and they chatted under the willow tree by the door. Su Xiaomei, who is catching lice by the window, said:

Brother invited two moons outside the door.

Su Dongpo smiled and said:

My little sister caught half the wind at the window.

Press: "bimonthly" means "friend" and "half wind" means "louse".

1 1、

One night, Su Dongpo said to Su Xiaomei, "I'm going out for the first part. Please spend the night in the second part." Sui yue:

The water fairy holds ... >>

Question 5: What are the interesting couplets in China?

Shanglian:

Wind and rain, reading, hearing.

Downlink:

Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world care about everything.

Horizontal batch: (20 16+K)

Poetry and painting are well known.

Five hundred miles of Dianchi Lake, running to the fundus, draped on the shore, endless happiness! The east looks at God, the west looks at spirit, the north looks at the wind and the south looks at white flowers, and there are many talents. Why not choose Shengdeng, and the crab is on the snail island, it will be windy and foggy, which will be more beautiful.

Decorate some jade feathers and Danxia, live up to it, surrounded by fragrant rice and clear sand, hibiscus in September and willow in March.

Thousands of years of past events, note in my heart, make the wine empty, sigh rolling, who is the hero! I want to learn from ships in Han Dynasty, iron pillars in Tang Dynasty, yu fu in Song Dynasty and purses in Yuan Dynasty. I made great contributions, tried my best to move mountains, and tried my best to draw the Pearl Curtain Building. If it is not as late as dusk rain, the monument will be broken.

It was only after paying for light cigarettes that I won. A few pestle relaxation clocks, fishing in half a river, two rows of autumn geese, and a pillow to clear the frost.

The World's No.1 Changlian (Kunming Daguanlou)

Shanglian:

Ten people think about their country, their home and their country.

Downlink:

Eight eyes still enjoy the wind, the moon and the autumn fragrance

Shanglian:

Freedom, equality, honesty and friendliness create a civilized and harmonious society.

Downlink:

Justice, rule of law, patriotism and commitment to building a prosperous and democratic country.

Question 6: Interesting couplet pawnbrokers, western pawnbrokers and east-west pawnbrokers are things;

Nantong, North Tongzhou and North Tongzhou connect the north and the south.

It doesn't matter if I shoot the first one and you shoot the second one.

Brother sings the first sentence, brother sings the second sentence, and the tune is dry and Kun.

Shanghai tap water comes from the sea.

Larch leaves are yellow.

The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down. The boy was happy.

A girl gnawed at a duck's head, which was salty and disrespectful.

Heaven is a chessboard star, who dares to play?

When the ground is a pipa road, you can play any one.

The banter between Su Shi and Fo Yin-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing at a bone by the river, and he came up with:

Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:

Poetry (corpse) of Shuidongpo.

2 days as a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?

3 When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;

Across the door, a thousand bamboo poles live in thousands of books.

The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:

The door is as short as a thousand bamboos, and the house is as long as thousands of books.

The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:

The door is short of thousands of bamboos, and the family keeps thousands of books.

Jie Jin was studying beside the emperor, but he wanted to go back to his hometown to visit relatives, but he was afraid to say so. When the emperor saw it, let him go if he wanted to show the couplets:

Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;

Jie Jin leisurely think:

Thank you for your words, and thank God for giving the king.

5 Maitreya couplets:

A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;

Open your mouth and laugh, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.

Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, when Fo Yin went to see Su Shi, he happened to bump into Su Xiaomei, who was lazy in his bed, so he made fun of him:

peony

Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.

Shui Piao gourd.

7 hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.

It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse was enjoying the cool air on the beam and was startled by the cough of the guests.

Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets will be posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So he wrote a pair:

It never rains but it pours.

So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:

Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.

9 Liu Ling drinks without leaving zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.

10 the scholar went to Beijing to catch the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:

Badaofen rice noodle

The scholar is right:

The weight of a thousand miles (in China). (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.

This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time.

The boy hit the tung tree, and the tung tree fell down. The boy was happy.

A girl is eating a duck's head, but the duck's head is salty, which is too much for the girl.

Take a break for fame and fortune and have a cup of tea.

Work hard, have fun, and bring a pot of wine.

Ready-made sentences without special articles

Half true and half false, the moon shines in the water.

Horizontal approval is "peace in China"

Very interesting couplets

1 Su Shi and Fo Yin's banter-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing a bone by the river, and he came out: