Collect some buzzwords and fresh expressions.

1, I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

2, life is really fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

3, study hard and want to go every day!

It is better to spend money "on the same day" before spending and after spending.

5. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women come!

6. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the failure of the tree to stay?

7. Some people are just so ignorant. If you don't fuck, he won't know you're his father.

8. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

9. Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you have to pass once in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

Eyes.

10, what can I do to kill your lover? ...

1 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

12, the internet is like a prison. It was stolen from a wallet. Wait for it to get out.

I will learn everything then.

13, Nu Wa shoots every day.

14, brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Whoever touches my brother will strip his clothes!

15, I'm an actor. I turn my eyes when I see a beautiful mm. ...

16, God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

17, I don't know whose wife is in my bed, and neither does my wife!

18, I lost my appetite when I saw you. What about sexual desire?

19. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves. ...

20, I want to puppy love, but it's already late. ...

2 1, the failure of others is my happiness!

22. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

23. People who are born not afraid of death are not born, so don't pretend to be TM!

24. The real society ruined my chance to be a good person!

25. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

26. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil!

27, rich people, people without money are difficult!

If I were a girl, I would fall in love with myself. ...

29. I thought I was decadent, but I was scrapped!

30. What is the world? The sage replied, "Waste!

3 1, I can't give you happiness, but samples.

Words give you comfort!

32, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me!

33, hooligans are not afraid, they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...

34, guest officer, please respect yourself, the little girl only sells herself, not herself.

35. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

I have something to do as a secretary, but nothing to do as a secretary.

You give me a love, and I will repay you!

38. teacher Just follow that old woman!

I love you! What do you care?

40, yours is mine, mine is mine!

4 1, not bad! People are forced out.

42, time is like cleavage, as long as a squeeze, there is always!

43. * * * What to do, mate!

44. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime!

45, Yuanyang playing in the water, all fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.

46, commitment is like "fuck you", it is often said that it is difficult to do!

47. My wife calls me a third party!

48, like is a touch of love; Love is deep love!

49, people are not obscene and young!

50. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person. ...