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Who can be a prose teacher?

Mr. Tao Xingzhi once said: "Learning to be excellent is an official." This sentence has become the motto promoted to teachers in many schools. Can you really be a teacher if you learn high, but you can't be a teacher if you learn low?

A woman, holding a child in one hand and a bamboo piece in the other, lashed the child hard and scolded, "Let you be lazy!" " ! Make you lazy! Today is a holiday, and you don't even cook when I ask you to cook! What's the use of raising a baby! "While hiding, the black-and-blue baby cried, afraid to talk back, just circling around her mother, trying to avoid the bamboo pieces that rained down. His grabbed arm is like a rope, and his parents are a pillar with a rope. The child who was beaten cried around this pillar, but he couldn't get rid of the fierce pillar for a while. Look how fast he turns. The column turns too fast. Anyway, I can't escape the punishment of that bamboo chip. Then cry, cry loudly, it will make you feel better and relieve the pain. What can I do except cry loudly? Who told you you were a child?

What does this mother do? I soak in the mahjong table all day. Someone has been to her house, and her house is like a henhouse in the countryside. She never cooks breakfast, and beaten children often go to school without breakfast. Look, how thin that child is! There is a piece of skin on his face and his hands are like dead bamboo sticks. Where is the meat? But such a mother can educate her children and even beat and scold them. What do you do? Anyway, the mother's "knowledge" seems to be higher than the child's.

A group of teachers gathered in a circle, bragging and chatting, and smoke curled up on their heads. He was full of enthusiasm, eloquent, and with a bang, a mouthful of phlegm flew out of his mouth and spit on the ground. You'd better not walk with your head down or go into the office, because you will feel sick when you see these sputum.

At the desk, "smoke curled up", when it was over, he flicked his finger and the cigarette butt hid against the wall smartly; With a cough, phlegm either jumps on the floor tile or falls on the wall brick near the foot of the wall; Will you stop throwing up? Keep your voice down before the teacher finds out. Listen at the door of his classroom. He is scolding the students. Scold students for littering, throwing melon seeds and skins, and throwing snack bags. It turned out that his class had the worst hygiene and was scolded by the principal. If you are lucky, you will hear his students whisper, "Talk about us, not yourself." Of course, I dare not let the teacher hear. But it is such an adult who can swear and teach others when he comes into contact with the word "big", while the scolded person can only be scolded when he comes into contact with the word "small"

Aren't these teachers learning better than his students?

Seeing this, I remembered one thing.

That year, the child's uncle-that is, my brother-in-law-came back for the Spring Festival. After the Spring Festival, he went back to Dongguan, and a young man drove him to Chengdu Airport. For the first time in my life, I was lucky enough to witness the scenery outside the airport. What impressed me deeply was not the magnificent buildings, but the ground.

There are many vehicles, but they are not crowded; The parking lot is very open, the ground is clean and there is no dust, not to mention garbage. It can be seen that it takes a lot of effort for cleaners to clean and care for the ground like bathing their babies. Only occasionally when a car drives away, there will be a little food residue or packaged things under the belly of the car. Although a little, it doesn't look very comfortable, just like I haven't returned to my hometown in the countryside for a long time. As soon as I entered the room, I saw a lump of chicken shit on the ground.

At that time, I thought, if only there were no such rubbish! We should thank our respectable aunt cleaner. They may be younger than you, so you'd better call them aunts. Who told you to be so ignorant and throw garbage? Say that you are not sensible and you know how to throw it under the car, but you don't know how to throw it into the plastic bag in your car. You have to let these aunts teach you a lesson. But you are so lucky, much better than those children and students mentioned above. Aunt cleaner came. She came quickly. It can be said that your car will move and she will arrive soon. So this aunt has seen you throw something under the car. But instead of teaching you a lesson, she quickly moved the garbage left by your car. Alas, rich citizens, if only these aunts were not so hard! Luxury car owner, did you blush like a child when you saw your aunt cleaning up the garbage in the mirror? Is your heart pounding?

When the children's mother and uncle entered the airport, our whole family let the children play. Fortunately, they were taken to the amusement world paradise in Mengzhuwan, Chengdu, which I have never been to. As soon as I entered the gate, the beautiful kite decorated the sky overhead. Oh, my God, it was a kite show. I have never seen so many kites. But what interests me more is not the beautiful kite, but the ground under it. The ground is mud, not cement. On the left side of the road is the grass, and next to it is the forest. The soil in the forest is very clean, without slag and flying soil, which makes people happy. The workers have worked hard enough. In the recreation area, besides playing with equipment, there is also a food stall on the roadside. There are many slogans in the play area: "Please cherish me and I will give you happiness." "Please take care of the green grass. The life of grass is as important as human life. " "Three major events in life-civilization, environmental protection and life." ..... There is no mandatory punishment in the slogan, which is very kind and comfortable.

At a place, I saw two middle-aged people holding a little girl, each holding a can of drinks, drinking leisurely and watching while walking. After a play place, the little girl's family is going to play with tools. Her parents threw the drink can aside, and the little girl hurriedly picked it up. I'm surprised that little girls like to collect such things? Look at that drink can. There is nothing unique about design and modeling. They have to take a rolling train, so it is impossible to carry these things with them. Her mother asked her to throw them away, but the little girl refused. Looking around, she saw two trash cans in front of her. She ran over and threw them into the bucket, holding her parents' hands and getting on the train with a smile.

I felt a quiver in my heart, trembling badly and even a little dizzy. After the blood calmed down, it was a burst of happiness. What a respectable little girl. Who taught her? Definitely not her parents. I thought, walking and watching with the children. My child wants a drink, too. After drinking, he raised his red face and asked me, "Dad, where did you throw the drink bottle?" I can't say I just left it on the ground. I looked around and asked him to give it to me. So, the children are playing, and I am holding this bottle that is not good for me. After a long walk, I got a trash can. I picked up the child and he threw it in with a drink bottle.

Running home on the highway, I saw a woman in apricot red sweeping the road. I seem to understand: city cleaning needs not only street sweeping, but also people like little girls! Suddenly I thought of Tao Xingzhi's famous saying: "Learn to be a teacher and be a teacher." Who learns more and learns well? Are we all "adults"? Are we adults? Let's let a child like this little girl be a teacher. Don't be proud of your age. The life expectancy of animals is much longer than that of people. Can't you save face? Then let your age grow with your behavior and morality. If you surpass those children, you will get the qualification of "teacher" and "leader".

Remember, comrade, you should grow as fast as that tree seedling, because people's life is not long. If you are not qualified to be a teacher for a three-year-old child by the time you die, you will not ... remember, it must grow as lush as a big banyan tree, which is to protect future generations.