What more classic "divine translations" have you seen than the original sentence?

If you have money, go to the fucking world.

Or use your hands.

The poor survived.

One person tries to benefit others.

I'm not the only one.

I'm not the only single dog.

What took you so long?

Why do you like surfing so much?

You have fun sharing roses.

The real sharer you show is by my side.

Fish-flavored shredded pork mixed rice

It's 200 meters to the right of the school gate.