Very funny copywriting for Douyin short videos

I will not participate in any online disputes. If you scold me, I will shut down my phone.

Nowadays, puppy love is not terrible. What is terrible is that you have lost interest in the opposite sex.

3. I am actually an angel. I stay in this world because of my weight.

There are records of aliens in ancient times, because the monk Zhang Er couldn’t figure it out.

5. I wanted to eat the sadness one bite at a time, but it turned into meat balls one bite at a time.

6. We attach great importance to the harmful effects of smoking on health, but not smoking will affect stability.

7. Do you know how miserable foreign love is? The two of us have jet differences, so we have to make an appointment when we quarrel.

You cannot eat a puff if it falls on the floor because it will become flat.

9. Some people say that I am shameless, which is nonsense. My face is so beautiful, I can’t bear to part with it.

10. When you don’t like me, you can choose to commit suicide or go blind!

11. The tragedy of life is that when you want to insert a knife, there is only one knife.

12. During exams, top students are like Wi-Fi. There are people within 10 meters who want the password.

When you fall down and only have one bar of blood left, call Brother Nobuzen three times and you will be resurrected on the spot.

14. I am going to fall in love soon. I don't know who. I'm happy for him first.

15. Some people say that I am shameless. This is nonsense. My face is so beautiful. I don't want to.

It is too cold in winter. How did the earth do it? I want to learn from it.

Only those who have really worked hard know it. The IQ gap is insurmountable.

18. Today’s advertising is really a scam. My mom can be my sister if she drinks some Yili.

Whenever I find myself doing something wrong, I hit someone over the head with a brick.

20. You must be scolding me because of me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

21. Meet you. I didn't know until then that dinosaurs could appear again.

22. The recent bad weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

Although you are a waste, I turn waste into treasure, and you are my treasure.

24. If you crawl on the ground and look up at others, you can't blame others for standing straight and looking down at you.

25. There is a hide-and-seek company, and their boss has not been found yet.

26. Fashion is always more fashionable than clothes. Old styles are not out of date before new ones come out.

You think you will stay in my heart for a long time, let me tell you, you think too much.

28. You laugh at me for having very few friends, but I pity you for having many friends who are not sincere.

29. Actually, I have an angle that looks cool, but you can’t find it.

30. If it weren’t for this fat, my life would be smoother.

31. I hope you don’t feel like you have nothing, at least let others worry.

32. In fact, appearance is not important. The most important thing about love is feeling. I have no feeling for ugliness.

33. Review is to confirm again what you don’t know, you really don’t know it.

34. Arrogant people will be saved, and people with low self-esteem will be saved. I think I can save it too!

35. What kind of reunion is there in the world? Broken mirrors should be dropped and stepped on.

People live by watching others die, and then letting others watch themselves die.

37. When I was a child, I didn’t know how many times my father was beaten because of this problem.

I spent the night fighting mosquitoes yesterday. It ended up being a tie. It's not full. I don't sleep well.

39. The most nonsense sentence in human beings is what is written on the cigarette box: Smoking is harmful to health.

When happiness knocked on the door, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I stayed at home.

41. Life is already so difficult. If you want to pretend to force me, Mashan will kill you.

42. You are not my cosmetic contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

43. I am afraid of trouble. They say that Pinduoduo is more exciting, and that new users make more purchases.

44. Many years later, if you are married, if I am not married, please be careful after school.

There are two flowers that a woman likes most in her life: one is to spend it when she has money, and the other is to spend it as much as possible!