20 10 Spring Festival greetings, messages and funny messages in the Year of the Tiger.

1 new 1 year, I wish the good things two after three, feel the four seasons are like spring, life is colorful, occasionally make a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and my troubles are thrown out of the clouds! Please accept my blessing from 10. Happy spring festival!

2. The bell rings in spring, and the New Year is striding forward. May the bell of the New Year ring the happy note in your heart, and good luck and peace follow closely the footsteps of spring in An Ru! Chunhua Qiushi, I will always be with you!

Time can dilute the memory, but it can't dilute the laughter we left along the way. I wish you all a happy new year, a happy new year!

4. Salute you in the New Year! I wish you good health, a better mood and a more beautiful person! Life is getting more and more romantic! Happy new year!

5, good luck in the new year, good things come early! Friends smile, happiness surrounds you! Flowers bloom for you and birds call you. Life is happy! Celebrate! Celebrate! I wish you a safe life!

I miss you most at this moment. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. may you have a happy new year!

7. There are many happy events in the Spring Festival, and there are many happy family reunions; Happy mood, many friends, good health and happiness; Everything goes well, and there are many auspicious businesses in the new year; I wish you many good things! More! More!

In the new year, I sincerely wish you all the best. When pigs reach people's hearts, my blessing will arrive ahead of time. May you see the message and your heart will bloom happily.

9. A new year is coming. I wish you a smooth job, a happy family, good health and all the best in the new year!

10, let me send this New Year greeting to you through radio waves, over mountains, over surging rivers and over tall buildings.

1 1, Happy New Year! My blessing is here! A new year has begun. I sincerely wish you good health, smooth work, happy life and always smile!

12, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, Happy New Year! In the new 365 days, I send you 365 blessings!

13, thank you for your kindness, your heart, your care and love. On the occasion of the new year, I wish your family a happy new year, good health and all the best!

14, send you a coat, the front is peace, the back is happiness, auspiciousness is the collar, wishful thinking is the sleeve, happiness is the button, and the pocket is full of warmth. Put it on and let it accompany you every day! Happy new year!

15, happy year after year, happy year after year, happy life, safe life and harmonious family. May every wish in your life come true! Happy new year!

16, all the splendor in the world is not as good as a bosom friend. I wish you all the best in this day of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new!

17, welcome the new year with joy, all the best, one year of peace, one year of happiness, one year of dreams coming true, one year of prosperity and one year of brilliant success. may you have a happy new year!

18, New Year, Spring Festival, achievements, don't be proud, fail, don't die, work together, fire, be lucky, fall from the sky, share with each other and be happy. Good luck every day, good luck every day

19, New Year's greetings. I wish you all the best: success and great wealth in the coming year. If you don't shoot while playing mahjong, happiness will never run away.

20. May you walk Wan Li Road every day for 365 days in the new year, with beautiful eyes every night, happy every day, happy all the time, wonderful every minute and happy every second! Good health, successful career, immediate success!

2 1. Wave when you are happy, stamp your feet when you are happy, and shake your head when you are happy. Happy new year, crazy!

22, the new year is new, and the Spring Festival is coming! Happy holidays! May you be happy every day on 20 10, always happy, and every second wonderful and happy.

23. The Spring Festival is coming again. Say hello to the New Year, do things step by step, have a happy life, and have good luck every day. The longer you get, the more handsome you are. Gold at home and money on the wall.

24. The New Year bell rings. Whatever you want, I wish you a happy first day of the new year. The bell will bring my truest and most sincere wishes to the loveliest of you!

25, you are my deepest miss, you are my endless concern, let the wind bring my blessing; Let Yuner bring my greetings: Happy New Year to you!

26. Happy New Year and happy family! There are many good things in the new year! Smile more! Happy every second, happy every day, happy every year, healthy forever!

27. Cilie dogs like to watch their friends get drunk. Welcome Bajie to laugh and wish friends and family entertainment, and wish you a happy New Year! Everything wins! Strong and strong!

28. I wish you good luck in the New Year. The God of Wealth follows you, the famous car belongs to you, bad luck eludes you, happy events surround you, and I will always be with you.

29. The New Year's bell is about to ring. May this auspicious bell bring peace, happiness, health and happiness to you and your family! I wish you a happy new year and all the best! It gets stronger every year.

30. New Year is coming, New Year is coming, Spring Festival couplets are posted and fireworks are set off. It's really lively! Send a text message to say hello, get promoted and get rich!

3 1, May you be happy every day for 365 days a year, 8,760 hours forever, 5,256,000 wonderful minutes and 31536,000 seconds.

32. I wish you (inhale) smooth sailing, two dragons flying in the sky, three sheep opening Thailand, peace in the four seasons, Five Blessingg in June and June, seven stars shining high in all directions, dedication to finance in 1999, perfection, good luck and all the best! Good luck in the new year!

33. The sky warms you and the earth warms you. I bless you. Good luck as dense as raindrops! Trouble flies like a cloud, sadness is extinct like a dinosaur, and happiness is as sweet as honey.

Humorous and funny wishes:

1, don't say I'm heartless, at least I sent a dime message, risking my life to be radiated by electromagnetic waves at the expense of battery power, so I'll pay you a New Year call regardless of the consequences! Happy new year!

2. I wish you a happy new year. Good things chase you, the supervisor pays attention to you, the disease avoids you, the car lets you go, the plane avoids you, the lover loves you deeply, the pain is far away from you, happiness follows you, and everything is up to you!

3. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen to me carefully: Happy New Year to you. I didn't meet you on New Year's Eve. I didn't have an appointment for midnight snack and morning tea. I didn't accompany you after the holiday. I have no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

4. I wish you a pleasant surprise after reading it in one breath: I wish you a wonderful life in Five Blessingg, and I will send you a carefully prepared New Year gift! Wrapped in colorful mood, filled with colorful blessings, wrapped in sweet expectations, filled with festive joy and happiness, and passed along with auspicious snowflakes.

5, imperial edict: Fengtian carrier, the emperor called: Because you owed me 30 cents last year, you have not paid it back yet. You are not allowed to shit for three days, and you are not allowed to take paper when you shit. The paper is only three feet until you die! A Cheng, get the paper!

6. There is a saying that I have never dared to say to you, but if I don't say it again in the New Year, there will be no chance: you are so annoying-(please) others like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

7. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamond ice, plant jade trees, hang pearl cream and agate fruits, please be careful! Happy spring festival!

8, New Year's Eve, cheers constantly; It is inconvenient to disturb the phone; New Year message fulfilled my wish; I wish your whole family good health; Live a happy life and earn more in the coming years; Pay New Year's greetings early, so as not to be busy!

9. If you are alone now, I wish you a happy New Year. If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

10, if you have money, it is also a mistake. I wish you repeat your mistakes! Happy new year!

1 1, a pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven catties of grapes and eight catties of oranges, may all your wishes come true; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, I wish you happiness in the Year of the Tiger.

12, solemn reputation: this short message has never been forwarded, never seen before, the packaging is simple, sincere, original and genuine, and piracy will be investigated. If there is any similarity, it is purely coincidental. Happy Year of the Tiger!

13, I really want to dial your number, I really want to hear your nonsense, but unfortunately you have excess funds. Fortunately, the message can be answered. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope it won't make him angry, let alone choose to commit suicide bravely.

14. Turn the sand in the Sahara into wealth, turn the water in the Pacific Ocean into happiness, and take the top of the Himalayas as a birthday present for the New Year. I wish you good fortune and happiness in the new year!

15, the cutest short message of the year: the person who receives it will never be fired, the person who reads it will prosper, the person who stores it will have sweet love, the person who deletes it will have good luck again and again, and the person who forwards it will have a soaring salary!

16, I use the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread to express my sincere wishes to you and wish you a happy new year!

17, God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Work is so annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; See you, too far; What can I do? I miss you so much that you can't eat chopsticks or swallow a bowl! Happy spring festival!

18, in the new year, I wish my friends: it's good to have more money and less money; It is necessary to be handsome and ugly; It's a good thing to be in poor health when you are old; Poverty and wealth are good; To understand all the troubles; It's good to have a safe life!

19, I hold Harry R26 Potter's wand in my hand and sincerely pray: I will turn all my happiness into cream, all my blessings into chocolate, make a cake that will be happy forever ... and smash you! Happy new year!

20. In the new year, I am determined to do three major things for the people of the whole country: 1. Repairing elevators for Mount Everest; 2. Tile the Great Wall; 3. Put the plane into reverse gear; Do three little things: 1. Wear gloves to prevent flies; 2. Wear a mosquito mask; 3. Feed you.

2 1, there is a big gift for the Spring Festival, and a surprise is waiting for you. Edit the message "I want to invite you to dinner" to 138XXXXXXXX (the number of the guy who sent the message, of course), and you will have the opportunity to get the autograph of the genius and take a group photo as a souvenir. Opportunity is rare, so act quickly!

22. From now on, I only love you, spoil you, and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is serious. I won't bully you, hit you or scold you. Trust me. Happy New Year ~

23. Wine: Pour it into a cup like water, drink it into your stomach, stumble, quarrel at home, climb into bed and have impotence, and regret it the next day. Did you drink it during the Spring Festival?

24. Sisters, I wish you a happy New Year. 20 10 find a boyfriend like EXCEL in the new year-hide if you want, filter if you want, delete if you want, and everyone is unhappy. Hey, I'm not gonna save it.

25. The New Year is here! Let the cause develop like Marxism, let Mao Zedong Thought exude charm, and let the "Theory of Three Represents" Thought keep pace with the times. Happy New Year!

26, the "Sina" tide in the New Year, SMS and MMS are the same as honesty-I wish you a happy "Xin" year, "money" is like the East China Sea, "thin" is not as good as Nanshan!

27. Four great blessings: I booked a New Year's Eve dinner, stopped a taxi when I went out, took the lucky money by the way, and had a holiday from the first to the fifteenth; I wish you positive wealth, partial wealth, windfall and rolling financial resources; Family, friendship, affair and good luck!

28. I bought two pounds of fashion, three pounds of romance, eight pounds of happiness and a ton of worries from Huaihai Road. A new year present for you!

I heard that angels like chestnut cakes, so I went to buy some and put them on the windowsill. I finally kidnapped an angel with a sheet in the middle of the night, and then made a wish to the angel: "I hope the person who is reading the text message will have a happy new year!"

30. On the occasion of the Spring Festival, the State Council issued five bans: don't pretend to be busy and ignore me, don't forget me when you get rich, don't help me when you are in trouble, don't call me when you eat, and don't miss me when you are free! Happy Chinese New Year