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I'm getting married soon, and I want a classic program to make a wedding! The content should be healthy and civilized!

hehe, there are too many! !

1. Burn some holes in the bottom of the coke bottle, and then insert some cigarettes.

The bride lit it, and the groom put the cigarettes on the mouth of the coke bottle!

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Props of "Double Heron Qi Fei": an empty beer bottle, a metal lid (with a small handle at the back) and two nylon threads.

Prop making: Tie the wine bottle on the groom's waist, with the wine bottle in front. Tie the pot cover on the bride's waist.

use: it's very simple, requiring the bottle to collide with the lid, with a crisp 1-4 sound.

(Flexible use: the wine bottle is kept in front of the groom, and the lid can be tied in front of the bride or on her hips, and it will ring 1-4 times. No matter how it changes, the only requirement is that the bride and groom must face each other. You can stand and lie down.

3. "Mountain running water":

Props: a large bottle of milk, a ham sausage (similar in diameter to the milk bottle) and a straw.

props making: the plastic skin of ham sausage is peeled off at both ends, one of which is inserted into the milk bottle, and the straw runs through the ham sausage to ensure that the milk can flow out. (Friendly reminder, you can use your imagination at the outer end of the sausage, decorate it with a knife, and think about what shape you want, ha)

Use: the groom stands on the stool with the milk bottle in his thigh. The bride kneels or sits in front of the groom. The groom grasps the strength of the leg clamp to ensure that the squeezed milk flows into the bride's mouth until the bride receives a small cup of milk with her mouth, and it is ok.

4. Pull out the balls

Tie the groom's thighs with two ropes, so that trouser legs and the crotch can form a pocket, and nothing will be scratched down. Put bird eggs, eggs, duck eggs and goose eggs from the waistband. When everything was ready, the bride put her hand into the groom's pants and fished for eggs from small to large. Take out one and ask, "Whose egg is this?" The groom must answer truthfully. Knowing that the goose egg was pulled out, the bride asked, "Whose egg is this?" The groom answers: "Goose (me)"

5. "Crow drinks water": This is a role-playing game. The bride plays a water bottle and sits in a chair with her head up, her face facing the sky, her mouth wide open and a big mouthful of tea in her mouth. There are some sweets and peanuts on the table. The groom dressed up as a crow, with his arms straight, his waist bowed 9 degrees, and his mouth imitated the crow and shouted "Gua ……". After a week around the bride, he stretched out his head and looked at the bride's mouth. When he found water, he jumped to the table happily, grabbed a candy with his mouth, jumped back to the bride's side, put the candy into the bride's mouth with his mouth, and then leaned over and drank a mouthful of water for three times. Then the guests will score, and if they fail, the groom will do one-handed push-ups.

6. "Lick chopsticks" (meaning "Tian Zi"): Put a chopstick in a beer bottle, exposing about 1 cm, and let the bride and groom use only their tongues to cooperate to clamp the chopsticks.

7. "Banana bungee jumping": the banana is tied with elastic rope and hung at the height that the groom can reach when he jumps, and the groom pulls down the banana with his mouth. The bride and groom peel the skin with their mouths, and then eat it all together. In order to prevent the rope from retracting, one person has to do the action and the other person has to bite the banana, which depends on the cooperation of the two people.

8. "Take it in lump sum": prepare 12 small hard fruit candies, and let the groom say "wife, I love you" with one candy in his mouth at a time until 12 candies are contained. Then the bride and groom mouth-to-mouth will "transfer" the groom's 12 sweets to their mouth at a time, and say "husband, I love you" three times with the sweets. Spit the sugar into a plate again, and everyone will check whether there is any sugar swallowed by the new couple. If there is one less, they will be punished to do it again until they are satisfied.

9. "Kissing Sweetheart": The groom lies on his back in bed, then sticks thin sliced bananas on his face and neck, and lets the blindfolded bride look for those banana slices with her mouth and swallow them. If the banana slices slip, the bride will be punished for a drink, and the bridesmaid can do it for her.

1. Find a cup with a handle (for example, a dental cup, preferably plastic, so as not to fall and break), and let the two new people stand face to face, with their bellies holding the cup. It is required that both new people turn around without touching the cup with their hands. The final state must be that the cup is held in the middle face to face, and the cup cannot be dropped. If the cup is dropped, it will be punished (prior agreement is required).

it's better for a cup to have a handle, which is more difficult.