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How does your boyfriend flirt with you?
180+ men came up to my ear from behind and asked me what I wanted to eat. As soon as I turned to tell him what to eat, I was directly hit by a wall. Just watching him get closer, I dare not look him in the eye. I close my eyes. He said, may I kiss you? I closed my eyes. You kiss me!
In the evening, my boyfriend waited for me at the door. As soon as he came in, he looked at me and said, your lovely boyfriend is waiting for you to take a bath together. Me: I know what you are thinking with my ass. He: I like your thinking little ass.
When we first met, we walked side by side and smelled his perfume. He said it stinks, and I didn't like him on purpose. He smelled his coat and said no, then wrapped me up while opening his coat.
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