Don't ask me why I chose silver.

question 1: don't ask me why I chose silver, because the car that silver has been booked for more than half a year has finally arrived today. In fact, I don't want to show off, but I just want to tell you that you must have dreams! As long as you work hard, your dream will come true! Don't ask me why I chose silver, because silver is dirt-resistant

Question 2: Don't ask me why I chose silver, because silver is dirt-resistant. This is a joke on the Internet about a man showing off his car. He first posted a picture with a yellow luxury car on it, and then attached a sentence: Don't ask me why I chose silver, because silver is dirt-resistant.

actually, he bought the van next to the yellow luxury car.

question 3: the end of the year is coming, and I finally picked up the car. don't ask me why I chose red. You were born in 1985 and you shouldn't have this idea. Pick a pleasing day to buy a car. When a girl moves, she will get a white or red car.

Question 4: What color do you think iPhone 6 looks good, I think silver looks good, and which one do you think looks good? I personally think deep gray looks good, because the front is black, and after the screen is locked, it won't be like gold or silver. The black display in the middle is in sharp contrast to the white next to it, which I personally hate. Moreover, if the mobile phone case worn by gold and silver is of poor quality, it will easily get dirty. It's just that some variegated colors will penetrate into the metal case of the mobile phone, and finally, it's deep space gray, low-key luxury ~ ~ ~

Question 5: I'm asking about a tape that can extract the wrong questions. That tape is called SICO 81 film, which is available on Taobao. However, only the ink used in the copier can be stuck on the poor test paper or draft paper, which can only be used for students to make wrong questions. Other books printed can't be stuck.

don't ask me why I know.

Question 6: What do you want to do on Christmas Eve? Want to get rich? Want to get lucky? Want to be an official? Want to become famous overnight? Want to stay young forever? Do you want people all over the world to be crazy about you? -Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep!

On this beautiful Christmas Eve, the Lord said that one of my wishes could be realized. I took out my globe and said, I want world peace! The Lord said it was too difficult! I took out your photo and said, make this person beautiful! Sweating, the Lord said, Bring me the globe and I'll have a look!

On Christmas Eve, it's raining and wet, and my mood is so wet ... You just stare at the cold window and keep watching. I came over to you and said softly, "Wang Cai, go in, Santa Claus won't send bones."

Did you have a good time on Christmas Eve? I'm telling you, I've changed my job and now I'm working in a bank, which is not far from you. Come to me when you have time, and shout my name at the bank, and I'll know. That's right I changed my name, that's too vulgar! ! My name is Qiang Jie now.

on behalf of the * * * Central Committee, the State Council, the National People's Congress, the Central Military Commission, and the Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan offices in the State Council, I would like to put forward the strongest * * *: Why is there no Taiwan Province on the map of China left after you wet the bed on Christmas Eve?

I'll build your happiness; I'll make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; Your willfulness, I will give in; I am the only one who cares for you. I am a professional pig farmer.

Dude, you're going to invite me to dinner on Christmas Eve. If you don't meet my requirements, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it-license.

It really scares me to hear that you have been trafficked. Although you have dementia since childhood, it's harmless to society. Who is so bold and dares to sell you? I'm really worried about him. It's strange to sell it!

Doing bad things is called a bad guy, an empty head is called an idiot, being fired is called a fuck-off, swearing is called * * *, alas, it's over, and those who can't chew the bones go to eat black-bone chicken and white chicken eggs. Happy Christmas is watching short messages!

Bird flu didn't scare you, and chicken plague didn't erase your spirit of working hard for the continuation of your family. When you resolutely walked into the delivery room again, I silently wished you: Happy egg laying!

Wanted Order: An old man with a white beard and a red robe often sneaks into residents' homes at night to put things that make people happy and deadly. Anyone who finds them should call the police immediately. The alarm code is Merry Christmas! You will get lifelong happiness as a reward.

Snowflakes were my bookmarks of beautiful memories. Dancing under colorful Christmas trees in the moonlight was my lovely dream. On this special day, let me wish you a Merry Christmas with my sincere greetings!

from the south pole to the north pole, I sincerely wish you! Santa Claus from the Arctic invited the longevity star of the Antarctic fairy Weng * * * to wish you and your family happiness, smile at life, live a long and rich life and receive more gifts!

I want the sunshine to warm you, to decorate you with starlight, to intoxicate you with wine, to satisfy you with food, to dazzle you with fireworks, and to drown you with happiness. But I haven't been a god for a long time, so I can only wish you a merry Christmas by SMS!

Santa Claus is too fat! Elk can't carry it! The sled can't sit! So I volunteered to distribute my blessings instead of him. I wish my friend all the best! Merry Christmas! _ Send you full blessings!

In order to make your Christmas trip comfortable and pleasant, please send me a short message to let me know your height and weight ―― I made a wish to Santa Claus for you to be my Christmas present, but his old man asked me to prepare a sock of the right size first!

A touch of true feelings is worth a thousand taels of gold, a touch of warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Merry Christmas! Have fun every day!

When the "old" people arrive at Christmas, among them, "friends" are supreme. Cherish the love of "friends", smile "wish you peace", welcome "you", meet "Saint's Eve", be happy when you are born, act "fast" and get together "with joy".

Snowflakes are flying. On Christmas Eve, I sigh lightly at the candle. Pleasant smile, like bright light. Profound tenderness, such as bright stars. I wish you peace. Love waves, * * * Christmas.

With the coming of Christmas Eve, I think of my friends far away. May the bright and festive Christmas candle warm you every day and night of the year, just like my smile fills your heart all the time! Merry Christmas!

Snowflakes are floating in the sky outside the window, and hymns in the church are flowing in the crowd. I am praying: May the candlelight on Christmas Eve open your heart and make your life brighter and more brilliant!

I want to give you an apple that is half green and half red on Christmas Eve. The green one represents my past with you, which is a little green. The red half represents my happiness and sweetness for your present and future ... Merry Christmas to you!

The sea was calm, and the moonlight reflected the sea very romantically. I threw the glass bottle full of blessings into the sea with the bell ... > >

Question 7: Who knows the classic n funny jokes-five boys who smoke

Five boys were taught to talk about smoking by the informer teacher:

The first boy truthfully admitted that he was scolded; After returning to the dormitory, I said,

Buddy, I've undertaken it all by myself, so don't admit it when you do.

[Scene 1]

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

boy a: no.

teacher: no? Well, have a French fries.

naturally, Boy A puts out two fingers and takes it ..............................................................................................................................................................

boy b: no.

teacher: no? Well, have a French fries.

Boy B took the French fries carefully because he heard about A.

Teacher: No ketchup?

B accidentally got too much, so he immediately played DD

Teacher: No? The posture of playing ash is very skilled. Call the parents ...................

[Scene 3]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

boy c: no.

teacher: no? Ok, have a French fries.

because of the first two examples, the boy C finished his French fries with sweat.

Teacher: Don't you want to take a root home for your classmates?

after taking the French fries, the boy C put them in his ear ...........................................................................................................................................................

boy d: no.

teacher: good. Have a French fries.

The boy Ding ate the French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming.

The boy Ding was so busy that he took the French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground. He stomped on them with his feet ................................

[Scene 5]

Teacher: Do you smoke?

boy: no.

teacher: good. Have a French fries.

The boy just took the French fries.

The teacher said, Don't invite me to eat?

The boy was so busy that he handed the French fries in his hands, and then took out his lighter ....................................................................................................................................................

boy: no.

teacher: good. Have a French fries.

The boy ate the French fries with trepidation and put them in his upper pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: Hunger is coming.

The boy bowed his head with sweaty palms and said, Hello, headmaster!

teacher: the headmaster will smell your mouth.

The boy takes out the French fries from his pocket: Come on, it's still here, the fire hasn't been lit yet ...

[Scene 7]

Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

teacher: really? Ok, let's have a French fries.

boy: it's natural to take the French fries and eat them clean.

teacher: that's a good boy. what brand of French fries do you usually like?

boy: [get carried away] Greater China. . . . .

Scene N:

Teacher: Have a French fries!

Boy: Thank you,no.

Lip prints

The parents at home are facing a problem. The older female students in the school start to wear lipstick. When they wear lipstick in the bathroom, they will print their lips on the mirror and leave lip prints. He thought of a way to stop the problem before it became out of control. So he called all the girls wearing lipstick and asked them to be in the bathroom at 2 pm. When the girls arrived at the bathroom at 2 o'clock, they found that the principal and the supervisor had been waiting there. The headmaster explained the problem to them and asked the supervisor to clean the mirror in the bathroom every night. He thinks the girls don't understand the seriousness of the problem, so he wants them to see for themselves how difficult it is to clean the mirror. Then the supervisor began to demonstrate. The warden took out a long-handled brush from the box, took it to the nearest toilet and dipped it in water, then went to the front of the mirror and began to scrub it.

after that, no one left their lip prints on.