What are the classic funny sentences on the Internet?

1. Pigs can overthink things

3. Oh my God! My clothes have lost weight again

2. When I don’t fall asleep in class, I get drunk at the wine table~

1. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear my underwear Inside.

2. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

3. I am in the world, but there are no legends about me in the world...

4. Follow other people's paths and leave others with nowhere to go.

5. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 19 years!

6. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth!

1. If the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; if the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible.

2. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk; the one with wings may not be an angel - my mother said, it is a birdman.

3. Time is the same as cleavage, if you squeeze it there will still be some.

4. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless there is one male and one female.

5. Don’t be careless about animals that are still alive after bleeding for a week...

6. I, a college student, have goals in life: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland.

7. Women remember: they must eat well, sleep well and drink well. Once we are exhausted, other women will spend our money, live in our room, sleep with our husband, have sex with our boyfriend, and even beat our children.

1. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village, and in autumn I harvested many handsome men. Then I changed the name of the village to "Handsome Guy Village", and I got my wish and became the village chief.

2. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty...

3. I have made great progress in losing weight. Success, you see, all three of my chins are pointed!

4. The trouble with chocolate is: when you eat it, it’s gone.

5. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

6. If my friends can sell them for five yuan each, I can make a small fortune.

7. A big belly is not scary. What is scary is that it is big and empty.

8. The biggest advantage of going on a blind date is that if there are problems in your marriage in the future, you can shift the responsibility to the matchmaker.

9. If a woman shows herself to be generous first, then a man will not dare to be stingy.

10. People are born on the bed and die on the bed. If they want to live or die, they are also on the bed.

1. Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on the road of overcoming thorns and thorns. There are still snow-capped mountains that have not been climbed, rivers that have not been crossed, giant dragons that have not been killed, and beauties that have not been bathed... Tell her to continue sleeping!

2. My crush is a stunning beauty, and one day she will come to marry me riding a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but not its owner.

1. If a tree doesn’t want its bark, it will definitely die; if a person doesn’t have shame, it will be invincible.

2. Do nothing but do nothing, do nothing but do nothing.

3. The true meaning of an iron rice bowl is not to have food to eat in one place, but to have food to eat wherever you go throughout your life.

4. If you are cool, you will be cool, and you will have the chastity of being cool; if you are humble, you will be humble, and if you are humble, you will have dignity.

5. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least a pair of whales...

6. Success in life does not lie in getting a good pair of fish. cards, but how to play bad cards well.

8. When you were born, you cried and everyone smiled; when you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

10. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it.

11. In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows each other, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer. .