Please tell me a joke, who can make me laugh, I...I...I admire him! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming.

The devil: "You can break your throat by screaming... No one will come to save you..."

The devil kidnapped the princess. p>

Princess: "Broken throat...broken throat..."

No one: "Princess...I'm here to save you..."

Devil King: " Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be here..."

Cao Cao: "Devil King...what did you ask me to do..."

Devil King: "Wow... I saw a ghost"

p>

Ghost: "*! I've been discovered..."

*: "Ghost, you can see me..."

Devil: "Oh , My God!"

God: "Who called me?"

Who: "No one called you..."

No one: " Where am I? Just pretending!"

Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who: "Are you talking about me again? Are you looking for trouble?"

Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one: "Looking for you? I'm not... Hey, there are so many people here."

Many people: "Me I just arrived...who are you?"

Which one: "I am not who."

Who: "He is not me."

Princess: "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the excitement."

Excitement: "I have What's good to see?"

God: "It's none of my business, let's go first."

Devil: "You answer one question before leaving, why are so many people saving the princess? ? How can I continue to act as the devil

?"

Go on: "If you don't want to be a good devil, why do you play me?"

Princess: " If there is no one to play the devil, I can leave."

No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go..."

How could it be: "I I won’t let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement."

Excitement: "What are you watching me do?"

What: "You actually want to "fuck" me? Rogue!"

You actually said: "How can I?"

Me: "What does it have to do with me?"

The Demon King: "*! I'm going crazy... ....."

*: "Why are you calling me!..."

Crazy: "What do you want me to do?"

You Want me: "I don't know anything!"

I don't know anything: "I don't know!"

I don't know: "I am here! Someone is here Did you call me?"

Someone: "I didn't call you!"

I didn't: "Who called him?"

Who: " It's unfair...I didn't..."

I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..."

You: "I'm sorry you don't dare either."

Forgive you: "Who said I dare not!?"

Who: "Please...I didn't say anything"

I don't know anything Nothing: "What do you want me to say?"

I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?"

Me The long-lost brother: "... Even if my name is so long... I will be called..."

Who: "... I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible."

Right and wrong: "So this is my territory..."

I don't mean anything. No: "Don't make any noise. He's talking..."

Don't make any noise. Alas: "I'm not talking..."

I'm not: "I'm not talking.

Hey!..."

I don't have anything: "-_-\\\"...Let's go...go outside and chat..."

Let's go : "I'm sorry...(twisting)"

I have nothing to say: "It's none of your business...flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily)

None of your business: "Oh...why did you drive me away..."

Why: "I didn't drive you away...be good...don't cry"

I didn't: "Oh... it's none of my business again"

It's none of my business: "What? Did someone call me?"

Someone: "Who wants to call you..."

Someone: "I really have to leave...T.T"

Leave: "I'm really embarrassed. ..*V.V*" (\\\"Who\\\" fell to the ground)

None of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?"

What does it have to do with me: "...Cousin...Long time no see..."

Long time: "I'm not here..."

Devil King: " Are you finished?"

Ended: "He doesn't have me."

You: "I don't have him."

I: "Who said "?"

Who: "What do you want me to do?"

You: "You actually want to fuck me?"

You: "I don't know how to do it?" Him"

I said: "Who said I can't do it?"

Who said: "That's unfair! I didn't say..."

Said: "Call me What are you doing?"

You two: "You two are so shameless!"

You two: "I want it! I want it!"

Face: "Who wants it? Me?"

Who: "I don't want it."

The Demon King: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase you away."

The man: "Hurry up. Kick me out? Looking for K"

K: "Who is looking for me?"

Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, I will kill him if you mention it again!"

Him: "Don't kill me"

Me: "Who wants to kill me?"

Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill him..." "

One: "Don't catch me"

Me: "I've had enough, if anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go!"

Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms!"

Me: "Look at my Nine-Yin White Bone Claws!"

Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms: "I What’s good to see?”

Nine Yin White Bone Claw: “What’s good to see about me?”

What’s good to see: “Brother, I finally found you!”

What’s good to see? p>

What’s interesting: "Brother, let’s go out and chat."

Devil King: "Damn...this is a marriage recognition meeting..."

From now on Later, the devil really got schizophrenia...