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200 minutes of urgent questions ~7 summer diaries of about 500 words ~!
A person sleeps at home until he gets up late, a person brushes his teeth and washes his face slowly to have "breakfast", a person quietly plays the banjo, and a person stares at the mountains of homework. My winter vacation life has officially started.
Jing M.Guo said, "The cello sounds like a river. The left bank is a memory I can't forget, and the right bank is a glorious time I deserve to persist in. Flowing fast in the middle is my faint sadness every year. "
I am wasting my glorious years in luxury now, every day. I do nothing but write a mountain of homework, watch all kinds of boring TV, write articles that make me fly and read books that make me awake.
The sky outside the window is cloudy and it's going to rain. There is nothing on the road in the community except a few people who are rushing home. I can only hear the sound of sand cannons, which are children's toys. I sat on the windowsill of my study and looked at the mountains hundreds of meters away.
This is a city that sleeps quietly in the embrace of mountains. A river, perhaps called Jiang, flows quietly and raises people on both sides of the strait peacefully. Both sides have beautiful names: Jiangnan and Jiangbei.
My school is at the beginning of Jiangbei, and I live at the end of Jiangnan. Get up early every day, cross Jiangnan in a hurry, cross the bridge over the river and stay in Jiangbei. It takes at least half an hour to cross every day. If I had wings, it might not take that long.
I once went to school to catch a bus. The nearest station in my home is about one or two kilometers away. Every day, I ride my bike, put it in the shed nearby, and then go to catch the bus. Why do you say "hurry"? Because the bus here is uncertain, I don't know when it will be available or when it will leave. I can only rely on luck in this matter. Fortunately, as soon as you got to the platform, a bus came to pick you up. If you are unlucky, just wait a few minutes; Almost once again, even after waiting for half an hour, there was no one. To make matters worse, you got on the bus and asked him when to leave. The answer is soon, you waited for more than ten minutes. At this point, there is no worse, only the worst. Worst of all, when you came home from school and drove only two kilometers, you drove a bus full of people and left with a smiling face. You kept saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" and then went home. At this time, it's 5: 30 at most-the last bus in this city is 6 pm. I don't know where to complain, so I have to let people sigh and slowly carry a lot of things home.
Once several tourists from other places came up and asked how much it was. The driver asked, "haven't you ever taken a bus?" A dollar! " Suddenly, I feel that the so-called investment slogans on billboards are all nonsense. A tourist got on the wrong bus and wanted to get off. The driver hurriedly shouted, "Don't get off, don't get off. You have to pay for it. " Asking for money is more urgent than collecting debts.
Of course, there are also soft voices, helping the old man get off the bus slowly, and smiling at people. I think today is my lucky day to get on this car. After all, there are very few lucky days in one's life.
There are so many stories on the bus, I think, what if I want to write an article called "Bus Life"?
Someone asked me, it is so difficult to get from home to school, why not stay at school? Why don't you live in school? Joke, who said I don't want to live? I ran for my bed for a whole semester, but there was still no result, just waiting for a word: the new dormitory will be built soon. After the final exam, I went to see the "new dormitory to be built soon", and only two floors were built! Don't worry, there must be a room for the third year of high school! I think it doesn't hurt to have a little Q spirit sometimes. The only thing I don't understand is: why can people who live near the school live, but people who are really far away can't? Is living on campus inversely proportional to distance?
I don't know anyway.
Today is a memory of high school life.
Today, I suddenly wanted to go to Xinhua Bookstore to buy a book, only to find that it was closed by bus. I had to walk to Jiangbei.
Cross the oldest bridge on this river and walk slowly. There are not many pedestrians in the street, and they are all in a hurry. I am the only one walking leisurely. Looking at that river, I don't want to use the sentences in the textbook to describe it. In short, my impression is better now than before, maybe it's been too long.
After walking in Jiangbei for half an hour, I still can't find the book I want. Every bookstore can only see couplets, purples and gold characters on paper, and it is still sparsely populated. I wonder if this place will become a big northwest as soon as the Spring Festival arrives?
I had to walk back to Jiangnan, only to find that many shops were closed, leaving only a few lonely people standing there. KFC is the most popular, but not half as popular as usual.
I go to the bus stop to wait for the bus. I waited for an hour, only to see a few scattered buses passing by, but never came back. With nothing to do, I bought a magazine to kill time. I waited for another half an hour, and finally one came, got on the bus and went home. There are always ten motorcycle owners who ask me if I want to go back by motorcycle, and they sincerely tell me that there is no bus. I smiled and shook my head and said no, thanks. I saw a boy riding a motorcycle, which usually costs only four yuan at most, and today he will be twelve. The boy finally lost patience with the bus, gritted his teeth and relented. Let's go Twenty minutes after he left, the bus came. I don't know if I should be grateful.
Today's bus fare is two yuan per person.
The final exam is over and the winter vacation begins. I went home with the homework assigned by my teacher.
I think winter vacation homework has to do and play, and it's better to do his homework after playing enough. But mom and dad say homework and play should cross, that is, do some homework every day before playing. I have to do this. So, my winter vacation life is spent like this: doing homework, watching TV, playing and paying New Year's greetings.
I'm not conscious enough to do my homework. I always have to be urged to do it by my parents. If you can't do homework, you must ask your parents. If you can't do it, you have to be free and prepare to take it back to school and ask the teacher. Except for a few unfinished homework, most homework has been completed.
I like watching TV very much. If my parents don't let me do my homework and turn off the TV, I can really get up in the morning and go to bed at night. But dad said: watching TV for a long time has an effect on your eyes. So, I actually only watched some cartoons and children's programs, as well as the Spring Festival Evening. By the way, I secretly watched several episodes of princess huanzhu, which was very enjoyable.
Playing is my hobby, and my mother says I like playing. During the winter vacation, I played table tennis and badminton with my parents. Every time they play until they have had enough, they have to accompany them. Now that I think about it, I am really selfish. But my father said that my level of playing ball has been greatly improved. Besides, I also go shopping, buy things and set off fireworks and firecrackers during the Spring Festival. I am very happy.
I'm sure I've been to New Year's greetings. I went to my grandparents' home, grandma's home, uncle's home and menstruation home for the New Year. During the New Year, I didn't eat much fish and meat, but I ate a lot of eggs and steamed bread. I also ate a lot of sugar, peanuts and fruits, and received a lot of red envelopes. In addition, I can also play with my sister and brother by the way, which is very enjoyable.
In a word, I had a very pleasant and fulfilling winter vacation.
It has been raining cautiously and continuously every day since the holiday. Today, the weather finally cleared up. I am very happy to see such fine weather. At the same time, today is the day for our high school classmates to get together.
In the morning, after breakfast, I left home early and walked to our alma mater. I was full of thoughts along the way, imagining the changes of my classmates, imagining what would happen after meeting them, and so on. Time passed unconsciously and finally came to our alma mater. As soon as I entered the campus, the previous scene was vivid and I suddenly felt a sense of intimacy. At the same time, I found that our alma mater has undergone tremendous changes. First of all, the teaching building was put on new clothes and painted, then the canteen changed and the library was completed, all of which appeared after we left. Walking on the avenue and on campus, he carefully recalled his previous study and life, which really had a different taste. At this time, I saw several students who were making up lessons walking on the path. They are in a hurry, and now time is too precious for them. Along the tree-lined path, I came to the place where we met-the classroom where we used to study. At this time, several students have arrived. I stepped forward and shouted their names. At this time, there was naturally a greeting, and everyone's face was full of surprises. Next, in the laughter of everyone, the students came one after another. After exchanging pleasantries, we walked towards our next destination-the teacher's house. Our head teacher is as humorous as before. In the following time, everyone will have dinner and have fun. ...
A year is in spring. "A good beginning is half the battle." The arrival of beginning of spring means that spring has come.
Spring has come, everything is reviving, a hundred flowers are blooming and a hundred birds are contending.
Spring has come, and the spring rain is continuous. At this time, they also come to feel the breath of spring and join in the fun. They added water to the wheat and vegetables in the field to make them grow rapidly. As the saying goes, "Spring rain is as expensive as oil". Look carefully, how well the wheat and vegetables in the field grow. The spring breeze blows green waves.
Spring is coming, and you can see that the wicker on the river bank has sprouted. At this time, it is Miss Chun who puts on new clothes for the earth with her dexterous hands, giving people a brand-new feeling.
Spring has come, in fact, the happiest people are those who work hard. They are going to be busy again. After a winter vacation, they are full of energy. From a distance, I saw a group of people talking and laughing loudly in the field.
It's good that spring has come!
A year is in spring. "A good beginning is half the battle." The arrival of beginning of spring means that spring has come.
Spring has come, everything is reviving, a hundred flowers are blooming and a hundred birds are contending.
Spring has come, and the spring rain is continuous. At this time, they also come to feel the breath of spring and join in the fun. They added water to the wheat and vegetables in the field to make them grow rapidly. As the saying goes, "Spring rain is as expensive as oil". Look carefully, how well the wheat and vegetables in the field grow. The spring breeze blows green waves.
Spring is coming, and you can see that the wicker on the river bank has sprouted. At this time, it is Miss Chun who puts on new clothes for the earth with her dexterous hands, giving people a brand-new feeling.
Spring has come, in fact, the happiest people are those who work hard. They are going to be busy again. After a winter vacation, they are full of energy. From a distance, I saw a group of people talking and laughing loudly in the field.
It's good that spring has come! I haven't done anything but winter vacation homework since the winter vacation. I watch TV. When there is no sports competition, I watch cultural programs. When there are no artistic programs, I watch TV plays and movies. Without these, I participate in interactive song ordering. If it really doesn't work, I'll watch the advertisement. Anyway, as soon as the TV stops, I feel uncomfortable. So after such a long time, I basically forgot everything I learned at school. If anyone wants to know the TV programs on each channel tomorrow, just ask me without looking up the TV newspaper.
Everyone says Happy New Year, but I don't think it's interesting at all. My father is an only child, my mother is an only child, and I am also an only child in my family. On New Year's Eve, my parents and I watched TV at my grandparents' house. On New Year's Day, I went to my grandparents' house with my parents to watch them play mahjong. In the next few days, either my parents went to a friend's house or they came to our house to play, but they always forgot me. At this time, I stayed at the coffee table, eating fruits and snacks. I don't understand anything they play. I just want to watch cartoons, play games and chat with my classmates.
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