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A Brief Introduction to The Opera of Three Penny

Mackey, known as the "sharp knife", is a heinous robber. He has a group of thieves who rob all day, making the whole of London restless. On this day, McKee walked out of the door of the brothel, holding her lover Jenny in one hand. He suddenly saw Mrs. Piting and her daughter Polly passing by and was immediately attracted by Polly's beauty. He abandoned Jenny at once and followed. In the crowded crowd. McKee approached Polly and helped her with a little courtesy. The two fell in love at first sight and made a private life. Polly promised to marry McKee. "Hey, guys, I'm going to marry Miss Polly at two o'clock tonight! Go and find me a priest, a new house and a banquet! " Mcgee told his men. He also personally wrote an invitation, inviting police chief Brown to attend his wedding. This Mr. Brown used to fight as a soldier in India with McKee, but now one is a robber and the other is the police chief who maintains public order. They seem to be incompatible enemies. But after receiving the invitation, Mr. Brown's contempt for McKee was not only hard to get angry, but also obedient. Under the management of Fox Dog Party, the bride's wedding dress is readily available, and the luxury decoration of the new house is also readily available. They pried open the door of an idle big warehouse and built a new house and banquet hall here. The work efficiency has reached an amazing speed. At two o'clock in the morning, the bride and groom entered the banquet hall and the grand wedding began. Mr. Brown brought a present to congratulate the couple. Mackey accepted the gift to show his gratitude. Although this is only a photo of them on the battlefield in India, it shows that Mr. Brown, as the police chief, has not forgotten this friendship. Brown also told McKee that there was nothing against him in the police station. Here, the wedding is held in a lively way. Polly's parents clashed over her daughter's disappearance. This bowler is also a unique figure in London. Run a special business. He is the leader of thousands of beggars in London. Anyone who is interested in begging must register with him. He will give you advice and guide you on how to be a capable beggar, so that people will sympathize with you and pay you willingly. In his shop, there are many models of beggars and all kinds of clothes for the disabled. As long as you pay, he will give you a suitable suit. Now, Mr. and Mrs. Pitting have just received several customers. Suddenly, they remembered that their daughter had not yet appeared, and immediately ran upstairs and entered her boudoir. Polly's beds are neatly stacked. Obviously, she didn't spend the night at home. Mrs. Piting remembers McKee seducing Polly during the day and telling her husband about it. Pitch listened to his wife's description and secretly complained. He knew that the guy who kidnapped his daughter was the famous sharp knife McKee. They knew that their daughter was doomed. Just when the couple were at their wits' end, Polly came back in a wedding dress. Polly, who just got married, wanted to share her happiness with her parents, but she was scolded head-on by her parents. Mrs. Pitting fainted with anger when she made up her mind to hit her daughter, but all this could not shake Polly's determination. In the evening, she stole her things and left home. Mr. and Mrs. Bowling never give up. They decided to go to the police station and accuse McKee of kidnapping a kind woman. At first, Mr. Brown, the police chief, tried to forgive McKee, but when he heard the threat of pitching, his hands and feet panicked. Pitch told Brown that if McKee was not arrested and punished by the police, he would let thousands of beggars make trouble at the Queen's coronation ceremony. Brown knows that if so, he, the police chief, will have to be dismissed and investigated. In order to stabilize the rogue behavior of the pitcher, he had to submit to humiliation and accept the pitcher's request. Pitching also asked his wife to go to a brothel to find a woman who was in love with McKee, and McKee called the police as soon as she appeared in the brothel. So, the plot to send McKee to the gallows began. Polly escaped from home and went back to McKee. Knowing that her parents would never let McKee go, she advised her husband to hide first. However, McKee thought that Brown was the umbrella in the police station and didn't take it to heart. It was not until he got wind from Brown that he felt careless. On this day, he summoned all thieves, big and small, and announced an order in public: he said that he would go out for a trip, and that his new wife Polly would be in charge of family affairs, and everyone must obey her command. Mackey also told the thieves an exciting plan: he decided to let everyone make a fortune at the coronation ceremony of the queen and then start doing serious things. McKee arranged everything and said goodbye to Polly. The two made out for a while. Polly asked McKee not to forget her and fall in love with another woman. McKee was also moved by Polly's true feelings. He reassured his wife and went on his way. As soon as the master left, those thugs became lawless. The well-organized warehouse was soon turned upside down and there was rubbish everywhere. Polly flew into a rage after seeing McKee off. She took out the strength of the hostess and ordered the thieves to line up at once, giving them a good lesson. The thieves thought women were weak, but Polly was inviolable, and they were all impressed. Mackey left his partner and didn't want to hide. Instead, he went to see Jenny in a brothel. Jenny has accepted the benefits of selling her wife. Although she is jealous of McKee's marriage, she can't bear to be desperate because of her affair. However, since she accepted Mrs. Pitch's money, she had to work for her. So, when she motioned to the window, she reminded McKee that the police would arrest him soon. Jenny had helped McKee escape when the police rushed into the brothel. Mackey missed it, which made Piting and his wife angry. They think it's police chief Brown who is in the way. The pitcher decided to take his revenge quietly. In fact, Brown is very courageous and won't joke about his life. A few days later, the police caught McKee at the residence of another prostitute. Mackey was put in prison, but his wife, Polly, did something big outside. With Polly's painstaking efforts, the original assets expanded rapidly and opened a "London Bank" in London's financial district. Everything is not what it used to be. The Bank of London has its own office building, and those thieves have become decent bank employees. Now, in order to rescue the chairman McKee, Polly is desperately raising a considerable bail. In the past few days, Mr. Pitching has been as busy as a bee, preparing countless placards and things for the parade. On the day of the Queen's coronation, his shop was crowded with beggars. Throwing the ball, like a general commanding a tribe, is enthusiastically inciting. Just as the parade began, Mrs. Piting came to report that McKee had been caught. When pitching, like ants on hot bricks, I am in a hurry. He knew that if he didn't take back the action plan quickly, not only could he not save McKee, but Brown would never let himself go. Thinking of this, he spread his legs to chase the beggar. But things are out of control. Those beggars, inspired by pitching, are like boiling soup. There's nothing you can do about pitching. The news that beggars poured into the streets immediately reached the ears of police chief Brown, who, like a trapped animal, cursed that pitching had broken his promise and quickly sent a police team to drive away the beggars who marched. Just then, Polly sent someone to deliver a large amount of bail. According to the original agreement, he had to notify the prison and ask them to release McKee. But the warden told him that McKee had just escaped from prison. It turns out that McKee's lover Jenny still loves McKee, and in the name of visiting the prison, she paralyzes the guards with hue and lets McKee jump on the skylight of the cell and slip away. Brown originally wanted to stabilize the pitch by catching McKee, and then asked McKee to bail. Now both sides are empty. In the street, the ceremony is reaching its climax. The queen sat in a glittering carriage and greeted the cheering crowd frequently. Suddenly, a group of beggars flooded in from the other end of the street. Suddenly, the royal team lost its foothold, and the queen's carriage ran like a wild horse; Attendants, officials and women panicked and fled like frightened birds. The cavalry of the Royal Guard drove beggars away like wild animals, and the whole celebration turned into a scuffle. Mackey escaped from prison and mingled with the onlookers, and met his own thief. When he knew that Polly had achieved great success, he walked happily to the Bank of London. Along the way, he strutted like a gentleman. In the chairman's office, McKee and Polly met, they embraced warmly, and there were endless ups and downs in their hearts ... this farce should be over. Mr. Pitch finally went bankrupt and became a poor man; Mr. Brown, the police chief, knew that he could no longer keep his job, and he begged McKee to let him use the bail money sent by Polly to become a shareholder. In the street, the procession of beggars and poor people is still marching. ...