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Copywriting for funny Douyin videos with high likes is a must
1. There is no need to go against others, let alone oneself.
2. This is not called involution, this is called learning quietly and then surprising everyone!
3. Promote male-hating ideas to friends, kiss and hug their husbands behind their backs, and sweep them to death.
4. My roommates are all playing LoL, so I secretly review and keep them busy.
5. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly to become more educated than him, and then I don’t want him.
6. Other children only know how to play, but I secretly practice kowtowing to kill them during the Chinese New Year.
7. I told my boyfriend that we would take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then I learned more knowledge at the same time, which made him feel like a stupid pig and would kill him.
8. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We must have the courage to face a cruel reality. There may be nothing but distance in the distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may only be ordinary people throughout our lives.
9. Not going against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.
10. Everyone was playing on their mobile phones. I was playing TikTok loudly and reciting English words to keep them busy!
11. You are all asleep, but I stay up late. I will die earlier than you, and I will kill you.
12. How to break the inner scroll, the only way is to read, because reading can break thousands of scrolls.
13. This society has long been trapped in an involutional whirlpool. You must stay clear and escape from it.
14. While Li Yundi is in jail, I will quickly practice the piano and trap you to death.
15. Why stand when you can do things lying down? Why be someone else when you can be yourself?
16. The roommates are all eating, and I want to secretly train Pamela to become the thinnest one and kill them all.
17. My roommates were still sleeping, but I had already finished my meal and returned to the dormitory. I secretly added honey to the water I drank, and my poop was smoother than theirs, and I could kill them.
18. How do you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it will be like a huge gear pressing you down.
19. Even if you tire yourself to death, you will still drag your classmates to death.
20. My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went out to pick up trash. I was richer than them, and I trapped them to death. Popular and funny replies to Douyin involution videos
1. Before I had time to involute myself, I had already started to suffer internal mental breakdown.
2. Have you been involved in involution today?
3. My roommates are all asleep, so I secretly turn off the alarm clocks on their mobile phones. I will go to class alone tomorrow morning to get scholarships and trick them to death.
4. In fact, even when we fall in love, we are involved in it.
5. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks Coca-Cola, but I drink hot water every day. I am in better health than them and will kill them.
6. Involution is the process of increasing entropy. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when you enter flow can you break the involution.
7. My roommates are all asleep, so I want to study secretly. I would rather tire myself to death than drag my friends to death.
8. It’s so funny, our school doesn’t allow bed curtains to be hung, so you can clearly see the opposite bed in the dormitory, and then secretly roll them up to death.
9. The development track will be filled with "justice from heaven" at any time, and opportunities always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except to move yourself.
10. Other college students all drink boiled water, but I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I grab the spot in the West Heaven one step ahead of them and beat them to death.
11. This is not called involution, this is called studying quietly and then surprising everyone.
12. My roommates were all asleep, so I secretly drank carbonated drinks and went to the West to get a seat and trick them to death.
13. When you first listen to it, you don’t understand the volume, but when you listen to it again, you’re already in the volume.
14. Don’t please anyone. Anyone who pleases will fall into involution, but pleasing yourself will not.
15. My roommates are all asleep, so I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow to bore them to death.
16. How do you stop? If you stop, you will be swept away. If you can't stop, it will be like a huge gear pressing you down.
17. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said natural curls.
18. You go, you go, I want to lie down.
19. This is not called involution, this is called learning quietly and then surprising everyone!
20. When others poop in the toilet, I poop directly on the bed. It’s so convenient and it catches them to death. Kuaishou's social quotation video copy that has a high number of likes is exquisite
Kuaishou's social quotation video copy that has a high number of likes Part 1
1. Copy social quotations online, be careful of steel pipes floating on your body.
2. I can give you a step down with a smile, or I can give you a big mouth with my backhand.
3. God is watching what you do, don’t do bad things blindly. Who said my language is too confusing? I persuade people to do good every word.
4. You have the right to abandon me, and I have the power to make you regret it.
5. The deaf man heard the mute say that the blind man saw love.
6. From now on, just watch the show and don’t talk about feelings. Move forward with all your heart and think of nothing else.
7. Just because I don’t fight or grab doesn’t mean I’m afraid of you. I can give you enough face and slap you in the mouth.
8. If you don’t accompany me when the sun goes down, who will you be when I rise again?
9. This is your first time, why should I let you?
10. Don’t confront me head-on. I will lose face and you will lose your life.
11. The color of the banknotes in your pocket determines your mood today.
12. Promises made at dinner are unreliable. Truths uttered while drunk are often not acknowledged when sober.
13. First love is infinitely better, but it is a pity that it died so early!
14. It’s not that you can’t live without someone, but you can’t let go of someone.
15. The colorful world is charming, but if you don’t have the strength, don’t show off your face.
16. What kind of thing are you, what kind of expression do I have?
17. Not all sorry can be replaced by a saying that it doesn’t matter. No one will wait for you where you are. When you come back, I will no longer be there.
18. Don’t lie down, you spirited boy, the aunt in the village will laugh at you.
19. Society is very simple, but people are complicated.
20. The world is so chaotic, who can pretend to be innocent? Kuaishou's social quotation video copy with high likes, Part 2
21. You are a good person and I don't deserve it. Forget me, next one.
22. The colorful world is charming, but if you don’t have the strength, you can’t compete with others.
23. It is so difficult to be human, and it makes my heart so cold.
24. If I make trouble with you, you have to laugh; if I give you face, you have to take it.
25. On a street in Jiangnan and Jiangbei, ask who is the father.
26. Don’t blame society for being too ruthless, it depends on whether you can do it.
27. It’s hot and my temper is irritable. If I don’t smile, don’t make trouble.
28. As long as a young man’s spirit is there, he will be a strong player wherever he goes.
29. A hero becomes angry for a beauty, and a beauty smiles for money.
30. A bat is no longer a bird when it flies, and no matter how good the new shoes are, they cannot keep up.
31. When the dragon crossing the mountain meets the tiger descending from the mountain, the society is not up to you!
32. It’s harder for a rich man than a poor man!
33. It’s dark, the road is slippery, the moon is dark and the wind is high. If you don’t have the ability, don’t make any noise.
34. Sorry is a kind of sincerity, and it doesn’t matter is a kind of demeanor. If you pay sincerity but don't get grace, it only shows the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!
35. How many men can there be in a lifetime who value their lives?
36. The mountains will fall if you rely on them, but you will run if you rely on everyone.
37. The sword is not sharp and the horse is too thin. I don’t want to fight with you yet!
38. If you help me, I will help you. If you don’t help me, I will help you. If I help you, you will destroy me, then I will fuck you.
39. A man will be cheap for a lifetime, and a pig will be cheap for a short time.
40. Don’t hold a Hongmen Banquet when making friends, society is all about arranging noodles. Part 3 of Kuaishou's Social Quotations Video Copywriting with High Likes
41. The mountains will fall if you rely on them, and everyone will run if you rely on them. Only you are the most reliable.
42. The knife is not sharp and the horse is too thin. You are not worthy of fighting with me.
43. You only smoke Hemen, and you only love one person in your life.
44. Put fame and wealth on both sides, keep friendship in mind.
45. If you are fighting against the five tiger generals on your back, if you don’t have the strength, don’t be too stubborn.
46. If you are not afraid of the tinfoil being burned by the scumbag, you are afraid of the two marks on your head.
47. Love cannot bear to wait, call me husband now.
48. When people come to this world, there are only two things, life and death. One thing has been done, why are you in a hurry for the other?
49. It is never a shame to look for friends when you are in trouble.
50. Fragrant flowers may not necessarily look good, and mere words may not necessarily do the job.
51. Wipe your nose first, then pull up your pants, and then embark on the road to society.
52. The night is long and there are many dreams. If you take off my clothes, I will take them off.
53. It is normal for your efforts not to be rewarded accordingly, just like the money you are given to eat in the cafeteria, it is the same reason that other people's bowls have more meat than yours.
54. When a tiger goes down the mountain to fight a pack of wolves, the loser becomes the bandit and the winner becomes the king.
55. Multiple friends lead to multiple paths, multiple husbands lead to multiple homes.
56. The price of everything is rising, which means people are getting cheaper.
57. You are naturally proud, so don’t show off in front of me. If you spray me, you have to think clearly, what are you betting with me?
58. How can I lose my true nature if I am so proud? But I am a human being with a hard life.
59. Girl, you are only 17 or 18, you can be playful, but you must remember one thing, go home early when it gets dark.
60. Don’t use decisive words to hurt the people who love you when you are in a bad mood. Douyin’s very popular funny copywriting about involution
1. Before I had time to involute, I had already started to suffer from internal mental exhaustion.
2. In this involution world, some people curl up into twists, while others choose to lie down. After all, as long as I lie down on my own, no one can knock me down.
3. The tornado landed in xx.
4. While Li Yundi is in jail, I will quickly practice the piano and trap you to death.
5. Promote misanthropic ideas to Jimei people, kiss, hug, and kill their husbands behind their backs.
6. Rewind, bid farewell to involution, and live a straight life.
7. I don’t sleep when I’m asleep, I study and write to death.
8. My roommates all slept like little piggies while I studied secretly and failed all the subjects in the final semester, which made them miserable.
9. When you first listen to it, you don’t understand the volume, but when you listen to it again, you already know it.
10. On Qingming Festival, I will burn some paper money for myself first, so that I can be richer than them down below and trick them to death.
11. When others poop in the toilet, I poop directly on the bed. It’s so convenient and it catches them to death.
12. Turn on the game and pretend to be playing, but in fact, you put the book aside and secretly read it, secretly memorizing it, and it sucked them up.
13. It’s hard to find a partner now, so my beautiful roommates and I have a hard time digesting it, and we’re going to kill them.
14. Everyone was fishing in the water, and I was secretly studying while fishing, trapping them to death.
15. Others eat fried chicken and drink Coca-Cola, but I drink hot water every day. I am in better health than them and can kill them.
16. My roommates were all working on cooking, and I secretly picked out the urns. I wanted to look better in death than they lived, and I would kill them.
17. The boat will naturally straighten when it reaches the bridge, no need to make any more efforts now.
18. Everyone was playing on their mobile phones. I was playing TikTok loudly and reciting English words to keep them busy!
19. My colleagues are all off work, so I want to secretly work overtime to complete my performance, get re-employed by the boss, and trap them to death.
20. First place in the dormitory roll! Must-have funny classic sentences in Moments with high likes
Funny classic sentences in Moments with high likes (Part 1)
1. All worries are because you are poor .
2. I gave you roses that day, and the fragrance lingered in my hands. That day when you returned the rose to me, my hand was still injured.
3. The height of life is not how many things you recognize, but how many things you underestimate. The width of the soul is not how many people you know, but how many people you tolerate. Being a human being is like a mountain, looking at all things and accepting all things. Being a human being is like water, you can advance and retreat, but you know how to advance and retreat.
4. A person is like water, able to advance and retreat, but knows how to advance and retreat.
5. It is said that many people check the time in the morning not to get up, but to see how long they can sleep.
6. Just study, why do you need to take exams? Why is there no trust between people at all?
7. The irritability and panic that appear on rainy days will be cured when the weather clears up.
8. Ever since I met your sister, I have decided to be my brother.
9. A husband is not without tears and does not shed them during parting.
10. Just try and you will win.
11. You can’t find my sister’s smile, and you can’t buy it either.
12. There is no banquet that lasts forever, but if you treat me, I can eat with you for a while.
13. Repeating the path others have taken is because you neglect your own feet.
14. He has a net worth of tens of millions, numerous luxury cars, private luxury restaurants, and modern farms and ranches. Since losing his QQ number, he has nothing.
15. No matter how strong the wind is or how violent the rain is, you can’t stay in bed.
16. The loneliest time will shape the strongest self.
17. When I hate someone, if that person suddenly says they like me, then I don’t hate them at all. He is so principled that he cannot hate a discerning person.
18. Even so, I think it’s really great to meet you.
19. Baidu can’t search for you, so I have to go to Sogou!
20. When I have money, let’s buy two lollipops. You can watch me eat one lollipop, and I can eat the other lollipop to show you. Funny classic sentences in the circle of friends with high likes (Part 2)
21. I wish you all have a love that everyone envies, and I wish I had money.
22. There is no rehearsal in life. Every day is a live broadcast. Not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.
23. The longing grows wildly at night, and I am depressed but never forget it.
24. Growing up, the only thing I have persisted in is charging my mobile phone every day.
25. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask her to answer this or that.
26. I will try my best to become the kind of person you like, and then I will never be with you until I die.
27. Be so independent that you don’t depend on anyone, don’t expect warmth from anyone but yourself, and be so independent that you can live a better life by yourself.
28. Growing up, homework has always been with us.
29. Just lie down where you fell. Maybe you will fall again when you get up.
30. The little girl is not talented and can only miss the king, but cannot make him admire her.
31. That piece of paper from the old man turned many young people into lonely old people.
32. Don’t hang yourself from a tree. Try hanging from several nearby trees.
33. When you want to succeed, perseverance should be your good friend.
34. Liking you is troublesome, but I just like to make trouble.
35. You know that I can be happy for your words, but you are so stingy.
36. It doesn’t matter if you like waves, as long as you don’t drown.
37. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but how to make money is your biggest problem.
38. When you choose others, you should also think about letting others choose you. When you test others, you should also think about letting others test yourself. There are few people in life who cannot sell themselves. Big achievement.
39. You are a nice person, but a bit ugly.
40. I will never let others down, because I have already done it before promising others! Funny classic sentences in the circle of friends with high likes (Part 3)
41. You think you are powerful because you are big. Dinosaurs were still big, so they are still extinct.
42. It’s not that there is no water in the well, but that it’s not dug deep enough; it’s not that success comes slowly, but that you give up quickly. Getting something requires wisdom, giving up something requires courage!
43. Let me tell you, I am very stingy and will not even give you hatred.
44. In life, it is harder to face difficulties than to give up. For many things, you can't just let go if you want to, and you can't just give up if you want to. There are always some things in life that you clearly know are wrong, but you keep insisting on them, and you know that they are bad, but you keep guarding them.
45. My socks are full of holes, and my future is not a dream.
46. What’s not Chinese Valentine’s Day? I’m still having a great time without you.
47. The word "grow up" doesn't even have the radical part in it, which makes you feel lonely at first glance.
48. There are no friends in the workplace. Your boss is not your friend, and neither are your colleagues.
49. No one’s luck comes out of thin air. Only when you work hard enough will you be lucky enough. The world will not let down every effort and persistence, and time will not neglect everyone who is persistent and brave!
50. For girls who love taking pictures, a mobile phone is not too bad.
51. Only young people still cry for love, while we adults only cry for poverty.
52. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are so easy to lie.
53. Go in other people’s way and let others have no way to go. Go in your own way and let others follow me.
54. My mother said you can’t make friends who are neither good nor bad, so my friends are all bad.
55. You have only two choices, I will either become your wife, or I will become your wife’s nightmare.
56. Are there any healing sentences, such as when Alipay received 10,000 yuan?
57. Chatting with the person I like is like talking to God. You say it, but they never respond.
58. Although you are not very good-looking, the world cannot survive without you, because without you no one can bring out the beauty of the world.
59. Spit is used to count money, not to reason!
60. If you can’t enter other people’s world, don’t squeeze in. Aren’t you tired? Xiaohongshu highly praised the homophone copywriting
Xiaohongshu highly praised it Copywriting of homophonic memes (Part 1)
1. Forward this purple sweet potato to the person you like.
2. I said I deliver express in Beijing, but you always say that I have a piece of land in Beijing?
3. Green onion asked Chili, did you go to a hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and Green Onion asked again, then who went? Chili said it must be garlic, do you understand? It's garlic.
4. I drove past a small mud puddle. The splashing water in the small mud puddle made a loud noise. It turned out to be loud mud.
5. Only ugly people find partners, and beautiful people sell air conditioners.
6. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked and found out that this was a good thing.
7. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!
8. You don’t even care about me, so what do you care about? Hulunbuir?
9. The doctor gave me a pill, and I dropped it to the ground and it kept ringing. When I looked carefully, it turned out that it was Good sound goes out pill.
10. One day m and n had a fight, and m finally apologized because m sorry!
11. Let me share with you the types of chili peppers, non-spicy, mildly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is spicy for my birthday.
12. One day, the little duck was reading a book. Mother Duck said it’s time to eat. Close the book. Close it. Make peace. Did you hear it?
13. The teacher told us: in a circle, the distance from any point on the circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this class is guessing an old Beijing food - teaching circle.
14. Question: Do you really want to lose weight after eating so much every day? Answer: Enjoy it!
15. The animal that should not be messed with is the orangutan, because it beats its chest.
16. Even if the weather is so hot, we will always get along.
17. If you don’t even appreciate me, why should you appreciate me? Is it like this?
18. When I wear Gucci, my tears always come from para para dior.
19. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, are you okay?
20. Omelette The song I sang to express my love for poached eggs is "This is a little love song for fried eggs~"
21. I was on a business trip and had dinner with a few colleagues. One of my colleagues told me about a place he had been to before and said it was very remote. There are no four seasons there, only two. I thought at that time: Which two seasons are they? Could it be that spring and autumn are very short, while summer and winter are very long. I asked him, you only went there once, for just a few days, how do you know that there are only two seasons but not four seasons? You can only experience one season at most once you go there. He said: There is no 4G signal, only 2G signal...
22. I accidentally touched my knee when I just went out. It’s so knee-jerk, so knee-jerk. Did you hear it? It’s such a pity. Xiaohongshu’s highly praised homophonic meme copywriting (Part 2)
23. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice, or me, the little kid juice?
24. You don’t even care about me, why do you care about it, a barber shop?
25. Fried skewers on the roadside again, bought a squid tentacle in the store, and after eating I feel uncomfortable all over, and the doctor said I feel so empty.
26. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you get back to the ant nest?" The other ant said: "Take the Smiling or...very silent"
27. Which animal is the most vicious? Answer: It's an orangutan, because it strikes hard.
28. A boy ate his classmate, who happened to be a boy.
29.Did you know? Doraemon does not have a neck for hygiene reasons. Why? Because of "blue neck mud accumulation".
30. A sheep migrates.
31. I always shed tears when I wear Gucci, Prada, Dior
32. I couldn’t help but open a pack of spicy strips at home, and I felt even more uncomfortable after eating half of it. The name turns out to be Xiangtanlian Aira (I want to fall in love)!
33. Sun Wukong’s golden hoop disappeared. He went to ask the land father-in-law. Sun Wukong asked: “Where is my golden hoop?” “Great Sage, your golden hoop is perfect for you.” "Hairstyle"
34. Cats will bite you if you suck them, but dogs will not, because sucking dogs is fine.
35. When I was learning to drive, the instructor gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sand Car.
36. Shiitake was walking on the road and was accidentally bumped by Orange. Shiitake said: "You don't have eyes, go to Four." Then Orange died. Because shiitake mushrooms are fungi, "if the fungi have to die, the oranges have to die."
37. The mother sparrow smells the little sparrow: "What kind of hairstyle do you want to have today?" The little sparrow: "Chirp, chirp~"
p>38. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.
39. If Huang Ting can’t find it, go find Li Da.
40. My friends and I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more we ate, the happier we became. I checked and found out that peanuts are good things.
41. Do you know how much a star weighs? Eight grams is because of Starbucks.
42. The shrimp and the clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked the shrimp whose copy you copied. The shrimp said: "I copied the clam." The teacher said: "What are you good at?"
43. The weather is so cold, but my bed doesn’t want me to lie alone. It says that I must have you lying next to me. Only then did I realize that it’s called the bed because I love you.
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45. My eyes light up when I open them, and darken when I close my eyes. Could it be that I am also a refrigerator?
46. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !
47. There really are dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, the sky began to slowly become gloomy, and occasionally it would drizzle. My mother told me to go home quickly. I couldn't hear anything when I was eating. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?"
48. The little bear had a flower, but the flower withered, and the little bear was very sad. Said: Flowers, don’t wither. Did you hear that? Don't cry.
49. I said I was driving screws at work, but you said everywhere that I was attacking Russia?
50. Spongebob was fired by Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob said with tears: "Mr. Krabs..." Mr. Krabs: "You're welcome."
51. Know why the fox can't stand Get up, because he is cunning.
52. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump one after another? Candle Mom: Silly child, because we are small spiritual fires!
53. When I entered, I had to fill in personal information. I filled it in blindly, so my identity became a secret: "I filled it in blindly and passed by quietly, leaving a little secret behind."
54. My stomach hurt in the middle of the night, so I discussed it with my stomach. Me: Stomach, can you please stop hurting? Stomach: My name is not Stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun.
55. "Why do you have to eat eight pears when you eat it?" "Because my family is a family of eight pears."
56. I couldn't play basketball very well today. Why did you give up because you were out of breath?
57. Conan has always spoiled Xiaolan, and he is really a master of spoiling her.
58. A crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab felt aggrieved: "No, I am a crab!"
59. Tell those who used to look down on me that I own a house. It’s not rented. It was just opened in Kings Canyon, okay?
60. If you don’t even love me, then what do you love? Do you love Qiyi?
61. I am a relatively mature person. Things like not eating out of anger are only done after I have eaten.
62. Hello, I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
63. This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.
64. "Why does Xu Xian let Bai Suzhen go when she sings every time she gets angry?" "Because she is the best at singing snake songs."
65. I'm going I bought oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and burrowed into the soil. It turns out that oysters like mud.
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