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There is a saying, "A boy is CCB and a girl is China Merchants Bank". What is the full version?

The boy is a "construction bank" and wants to buy a house to build a nest to attract phoenix; Girls are "China Merchants Bank" and attract husbands with their eyes. Investment promotion means attracting investment and collecting money; Construction is an investment, not a payment. The reason for this jingle is that with the acceleration of urbanization and the pressure of high housing prices, "son preference" is no longer the mainstream in China. Because the cost of raising a boy is too high, half of the people think that giving birth to a boy is the same as giving birth to a girl, and most of the rest say they prefer giving birth to a girl. Some people ridicule: the young man is a "construction bank" and wants to buy a house to build a nest to attract phoenix; Girls are "China Merchants Bank" and attract husbands with their eyes. Investment promotion means attracting investment and collecting money; Construction is an investment, not a payment.

1. China Construction Bank is a national vice-ministerial unit and a large state-owned bank managed by the central government. Founded in 1954 65438+ 10 1, the head office is located at No.25, Beijing Financial Street. The main business areas of China Construction Bank include corporate banking, personal banking and treasury business, with branches and subsidiaries in more than 20 countries and regions, and subsidiaries in many industries such as funds, leasing, trust, life insurance and property insurance. On August 27th, 20021year, China Construction Bank published the semi-annual performance report for 20021year. The report shows that during the reporting period, China Construction Bank achieved an operating income of 465,438+063.32 million yuan, a year-on-year increase of 7.00%; The net profit was 65,438+0,5465,438+0.06 billion yuan, a year-on-year increase of 65,438+00.92%.

2. China Merchants Bank Co., Ltd., 1987 was established in Shekou, the forefront of China's reform and opening up. It is the first joint-stock commercial bank wholly owned by an enterprise as a legal person in China and the first pilot bank to promote banking reform from outside the system. On September 20 19 1 day, the list of top 500 service enterprises in China was released in Jinan, and China Merchants Bank Co., Ltd. ranked 25th.

3. Banks are legally established financial institutions engaged in monetary and credit business, which are the products of the development of commodity monetary economy to a certain stage. Banks are one of the financial institutions. Banks are divided into central banks, policy banks, commercial banks, investment banks and the World Bank, with different responsibilities. The word "bank" comes from Banca, Italy. Its original meaning is bench and chair, which is the business appliance of the earliest money changer in the market. English translation into Bank means the cabinet for saving money. In China, it is called "bank" because of the history of China's economic development. In the history of our country, silver has always been one of the main monetary materials. "Silver" often represents money, while "bank" is the title of large commercial organizations. Calling a large financial institution dealing with money a bank was first seen in the Book of History by Hong Ren of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom.