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Collect the changes in Jinan in recent years

Any city needs development! Development means change!

Jinan is not an international metropolis in China, but it is developing internationally!

Jinan, in China, is also a big city and the capital of a big economic province. Like other cities, Jinan needs to develop and change!

Jinan is the place where I was born, where I grew up and where I showed my talents. Everyone needs to develop and change, and the city will change with people!

Jinan has really changed a lot in recent years, with viaducts one after another; Spacious landscape avenue one after another; The development of new cities in cities; Large-scale greening and beautification; Beiyuan viaduct is about to be constructed; Beijing-Shanghai high-speed railway takes Jinan; I believe that the future of Jinan is immeasurable!

Finally, praise our Jinan in the following language:

1, Jinan is the safest city in China, with the lowest crime rate in China for n consecutive years.

2. Jinan has the largest variety of mutton skewers, saying that more than a dozen have never crossed the ocean.

3. Jinan men are good, conservative and considerate. Beauty writer thrush said that men in Jinan are old cotton-padded jackets with warm sunshine.

4, Jinan women are good, Gong is Jinan's business card, but putting Gong Li in Jinan's beautiful women is not eye-catching, which shows that Jinan has beautiful women.

5, Jinan has Luneng Taishan, which can make people ecstatic or depressed every weekend.

6. There are draft beers in Jinan, and there are draft beer stalls within two or three steps. There are even some comrades whose online names are "I love draft beers".

7. Taxi in Jinan is very cheap. No matter what you do in the city, it will cost 20 yuan.

8. The ratio of taxis to population in Jinan ranks first in the country. Except for the rain, basically three cars can be attracted by a wave.

9. Jinan taxis don't jump in traffic jams, unlike Beijing, which will have a heart attack.

10, there is a spring city in Jinan, where it is easy to meet netizens. If you stand under the sign of spring for 3 minutes, someone will ask you if you are a melancholy bulletin.

1 1. Jinan rents are cheap. 300 yuan can rent a room and a living room.

12, Jinan has just been rated as one of the top ten quiet cities in China.

13, Jinan is a comfortable city. On the road in Jinan, you seldom see anyone running. Everyone is carefree and comfortable.

14, 32 yuan, Brazil barbecue in a star-rated hotel in Jinan, was targeted by outsiders.

15, Jinan people don't discriminate against foreigners, and they don't think others are country people or their subordinates.

16. The places worth visiting in Jinan are relatively concentrated, and the commercial street is not very long. Shopping with your girlfriend won't get you tired.

17, Jinan street is horizontal and vertical, and it will basically not fall down.

18, Jinan Youluokou Market

19, Jinan has a free botanical garden with a beautiful environment, which greatly reduces the cost of love.

20. Jinan people have a strong sense of family. Most people in Jinan prefer to stay in Jinan and be closer to their parents in order to take care of the elderly.

2 1, Jinan people have a strong sense of environmental protection, and many families have already reused wastewater. Jinan people's enthusiasm and concern for the reappearance of spring water has exceeded the concern of residents in any city for their own city.

22. Jinan Development Zone has fewer cars and wider roads. Novices who have just learned this can practice their driving skills.

In the cultural market of Jinan, you can buy all kinds of nostalgic things, true or false.

24. Almost all men, women and children in Jinan will have enough fun, and it will last for one night, but it's just fun.

Lao She said that Jinan is sunny in winter, so I like Jinan because of its winter.

26. The lotus in Jinan is the most beautiful flower. The fragrance of flowers is as lovable as the lotus root under the flowers.

The traffic police in Jinan are handsome and polite, and you can trust him if you get lost.