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Rouge classic quotations

1. The only way to be with a man is because I am in love with him.

2. And you, in this way, the ancient Buddha lived all his life?

Yes, it's my fault. I think everyone is cute and has their own advantages.

4. How bad can a girl as young as 18 be? If you love holding it, you will hold it to the sky, if you love stepping on it, it will become mud on your feet.

It's not beautiful, but few people look as energetic as her in a T-shirt with a few dollars at 7 am.

In recent years, he has carried too much, and he has been under pressure for a long time. Accustomed to it is also a deformed sustenance. And one day, when this heavy pressure suddenly disappeared, its life lost its support and collapsed.

The wounded beast found a hiding place and licked the wound with his tongue. It will pass in a moment. If a sincere person pays attention, it depends on whether you are saved. Your heart is sour and soft. If you can't get a breath, it's really there.

9. Since then, I feel that self-esteem is not the same thing. It's easier to kill a tiger in the mountains than to ask for help. But when it comes to personal interests, you must never leave it to chance. You must try your best to fight for it. It doesn't matter if you fail. Did someone laugh at me? He's just dirty.

10. Walk the Jianghu by fame, laugh and be scolded, and all sentences are given you face by others. You can't stand the excitement, so you have to go home and hug the doll. Reputation, from the masses, can be given to you or taken away. When no one mentions you or scolds you, you will cry.

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12 but women are women after all. After a long time, they let their feelings sprout, which caused today's sad situation. Women are wishful thinking, they will grow up. Whether it's a one-night stand at first, living together, or taking part in accidental amusement, they always hope to grow old together in the end. Few women are really handsome. They always try to scrape something from men.

Han Han Classic Quotations _ Han Han Classic Quotations

Han Han Classic Quotations _ Han Han Classic Quotations

1. Power is higher than the right you try your best to defend.

Seven red lights illuminate my future.

If you like it, you will be presumptuous, but love is restraint.

It's better to fail ideologically and morally than not to think at all.

5. Where did I get my body and name, so that I could lose it and crack it.

Only children can distinguish right from wrong, while adults only look at advantages and disadvantages.

7. If you can't accept it, you can't stay and don't worry about what you can't stay.

8. You haven't seen the world. How can you have a world view?

9. The limit you think is only the starting point for others.

10. Shameless people can write dozens of modern poems a day.

1 1. We have heard countless truths, but we still can't lead a good life.

12. Lu Yao knows horsepower and sees people's hearts for a long time. I have seen people for a long time, but my heart is not old.

13. Winter flowers fail, spring flowers bloom, some people leave, some people return.

14. I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.

15. You don't have to be responsible for every passerby, and you don't have to preach to every passerby.

16. I thought you were not a good person, but I didn't expect you to be even a bad person.

It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise or not.

18. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

19. Be yourself, be with everything you like, and make yourself irreplaceable!

20. Why pebbles are played in people's hands because they have no edges and corners.

2 1. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.

22. there are two secrets to learning Chinese: first, don't read Chinese documents; Second, it is not regarded as a document.

Fame is like hair on the back of the head. I can't see it, but others can see it at a glance.

24. The more you know, the more you look like an orphan in this world. The farther you go, the more you understand that the world is an orphanage.

25. The most painful thing when swearing is that others scold you back and forth with your words, and the weight will soar a lot.

26. Any altar is ultimately an altar, and any circle is ultimately a wreath.

27. The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people bathe in cotton-padded jackets.

28. It's hateful to occupy the toilet and not defecate. In fact, the worst thing is to occupy the pit after defecation.

29. We mainly come to study with you, which is good, but what did you do at school?

30. For men, the saddest thing is that there are two men and one woman in the trip, so that inner unity can never be achieved.

3 1. A group of people who have made no achievements even accuse a world champion of having a problem with his educational model. This is China's logic.

32. Math needs to be done. Keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.

Most lovelorn people are not sad because their lovers leave, but because they feel sympathy and pity for their situation.

34. Don't always ask when the pain comes: Why me? Because you didn't ask this question when happiness came.

35. Sometimes, you want to prove it to ten thousand people. Later, you found that you only got one person who understood you, and that was enough.

I hate being advised to be a good person. Growing up, I got an A every year. How can I be a good person?

37. Every time you say goodbye, you'd better do your best. Say one more word, maybe the last. Take another look, maybe the last.

38. There are all kinds of buses parked at the gate of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials.

The hero of my novel basically has nothing to do, so he lives in chaos. This is life. Why must it be higher than life?

When it comes to money, the life span of love is different. I often see ugly men holding beautiful women.

4 1. Hating someone for four years is worse than liking someone for four years. Like is just an inertia, and hate needs to constantly push yourself.

42. An adult over eighteen still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes, which is really a failure of education.

43. A city is like a woman. During the day, all we see is a face full of makeup, and only at night can we see her face after makeup removal. This is true.

44. There is no such thing in the world. I will like something for a moment, and then I will spend several years slowly torturing myself why I like it.

45. How far a person can go depends on who he travels with; (Han Han's classic quotations) How good a person is depends on who gives advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

46. Everyone has an ideal city. When you want to run away, you will hide in it. Some people hid for a long time, others hid for a short time, but I never went out.

We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; And love based on money is eternal, because money is eternal.

48. I don't like being trapped by nature, and I often violate class rules. The head teacher often punishes me for copying class rules 20 times, so I have to copy them together with three pens. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.

49. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors have not made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it.

50. Nervous people don't forget the content when they speak, but they forget the transition and don't know what they are talking about. Two sentences without causality can actually be strung together.

5 1. If you are in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you feel that you are good-looking and have face, and in the office, you feel that finding a rich man has face. In fact, all you love is face.

52. The trend can only wait but not catch up, which is the same as waiting for the train at the railway station. Stay at the station, there will always be a car. As for the car that just left, we ordinary people can't catch up.

53. The so-called stress, hard study and lack of places are all things for ordinary people. Rich and powerful people have never spoken ill of education, because it is completely beyond their understanding.

54. I have crossed mountains and seas, and I have also crossed a sea of people. Everything I once had disappeared in the blink of an eye. I was disappointed and lost my way until I saw that ordinary was the only answer.

55. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I especially dislike those rigid personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write anything like Our Glorious Bridge.

56. Ancestors are also very poor. Many times, they quoted many of their words, not because they respected them, but because they happened to think of what they thought and used these words to refute or criticize a person who was different from what they thought.

57. Most modern poems actually split a third-rate prose into one line, while the so-called master or pioneer is to disrupt the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then split it into one line.

58. The most irrefutable sentence I have ever said in my life is that the quilt is meant to be spread out to sleep without folding, but this is also the first time that it has been refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules.

If all talents can be produced in this era, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If he did, he would be the king of the people, but unfortunately he didn't, so we must take away the king of the whole world. What the times need is only talents.

60. In one year, the school forcibly overcharged 65.438 million yuan when paying tuition fees, on the grounds that parents' loans were used for educational construction. As for repayment, it is not only indefinite, but also interest-free. In the end, no one knows what the money has built.

6 1. When a ship sinks into the sea, when a person becomes a mystery, you don't know why they left, but that goodbye is his last word. When a car disappears from the sky, when a person becomes a mystery, you don't know why they left, just as you don't know that this is the end.

There are few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the streets once a day. All the girls, with slight beauty, stood in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Very beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

63. I am very good at math, physics, Chinese and English. My music and sports computer are all zero. I can't even turn on the computer. I am still an excellent student. However, if I am terrible at music, sports and computers, I speak Portuguese as well as my mother tongue, but I fail in math, English and chemistry, then I am also a poor student.

64. There is no puppy love and eating forbidden fruit. No matter what age, as long as both parties like and are willing, any emotional or sexual behavior is a natural human right, which is the greatest right of human beings and cannot be stopped by the interference of others. This is my avant-garde and absurd view.

65. When sentences are fluent and there are not too many typos that affect reading, there is no standard to judge the quality of an article. I casually handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing, and no teacher would think that his students' compositions were good enough to be famous, or they would make many revisions.

66. I have my own principles in reading. I don't like Chinese books and composition classes because I hate them to make money and stifle people's personality and creativity. I prefer Wang Shuo, who is very clever and sincere. My writing features are more like Qian Zhongshu's Fortress Besieged, because I appreciate his swearing.

There are few beautiful women in the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the streets once a day. All the girls, with slight beauty, stood in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Very beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager. Occasionally, a few exquisite and refined people strolled by, extremely quiet.

68. China looks down on people who talk big. In my opinion, big talk is nothing, for example, ancient women used to wrap their feet, and when they met normal feet, they were called big feet; People in China are used to gossiping. When they meet something normal, they will naturally call it bragging. Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not speaking.

69. Math, I think I only need to go to the second grade. It is certainly good for a person to develop in an all-round way, but the more he develops in an all-round way, the more mediocre he may be. It is said that learning advanced mathematics is to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is innate, not acquired. Didn't the ancients learn advanced mathematics and have no logical ability?

70. When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore, and I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking. Then, if you like to drive by yourself, I tell you, you can't drive to McLaren, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license has been confiscated.

7 1. There is a big difference between owing people money and human feelings. For example, someone owes you a sum of money, and you are completely disappointed after a long delay. At this time, that person suddenly pays back the money, and you will feel that it is like money outside your body, not your money, and then squander it; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't pay it back for a long time, you will cherish it when that person returns it.

72. The student sent me a test paper, and there was a question in it that was analyzed by my article. He asked me if my article was selected from the following competitions: a: the first national new concept composition competition; B, the first national new concept composition contest; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What the hell do you think this is! What is the purpose of the exam? Our education in China is really great!

73. A family is like a mountain. Both sides should climb up desperately, and only one person can stand on the top. More importantly, home is like a mountain, but one mountain can't accommodate two tigers. Once two tigers face each other, they must fight hard to separate them. Usually, men use non-academic things such as fists to solve disputes. Therefore, there is always a successful man behind a failed woman.

74. In the fight against SARS, some airlines have offered 60% discount for teachers and medical staff, which is very puzzling. It feels like there are not enough nurses, and young female teachers are on the front line. However, I really don't see what this teacher has to do with SARS besides teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. Then I am a cleaner. Can I get a 60% discount by plane?

75. Beautiful women in Shanghai always look straight ahead when walking in the street, and crossing the street is no exception. Most men in Shanghai ignore this beauty and try their best to find it. The muscles on their faces have been trained to act independently without brain control. When they see beautiful women, they will smile. Because of this concern, they only heard cars hitting old ladies in Shanghai, but rarely heard cars hitting beautiful women.

76. The success rate of ugly girls is actually higher than that of beautiful girls, because when beautiful girls are spoiled, men can't help but watch for a while and then vote in their hearts whether it is worth it; If an unattractive girl distracts her charm, she will always feel out of shape, just as China literati learn the writing skills of western writers. Seeing them coquetry will make them feel guilty, so men will be eager to agree to stop their coquetry.

77. The teacher is unpopular, but the tutor is enthusiastic. It can be seen that seeking knowledge is like falling in love. If you drag on dozens, it's low, and one-on-one is precious. Of course, expensive things are really expensive, tens of dollars an hour, which is basically the same as the price of prostitutes. With money, teachers are much better than prostitutes. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; And the teacher gave each other pain, but still received money, which is the greatness of family education.

78. Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people, and people follow suit. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at crowded places.

79. After a man is lovelorn, he either commits suicide or falls in love again. The requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to those for the first time. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if something is delicious and suddenly taken away, you will do everything possible to find a similar taste. This logic only applies to cases where the woman betrays or pursues unsuccessfully. If two people have no feelings for each other, there will be no such shadow love, and the more you eat, the more smelly you don't have to eat.

80. Truth is often in the hands of a few people, and the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of most people, and people follow suit. What the first man said, the second man heard it and followed suit. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other, so he followed the two people. It can be seen that the crowded party does not necessarily have its own ideas, and many of them are aimed at crowded places.

Inspirational Quotations Classic Quotations

1, you said that human nature is complex, and I said that it is prosperous!

2. Wise men look for themselves, fools look for others.

3. Don't be afraid of enemies like wolves, but comrades like pigs.

4, ups and downs are nutrition, success and failure are experience.

5. Every dissatisfied present has a past that didn't work hard.

6. Failure doesn't mean that you are poor, but reminds you that you should work hard!

7. When the world presses the grass seeds, it will always break through the ground in its own way.

8, no old vows, no constant promises, embark on the journey, no need to hesitate!

9. You don't need to work hard. Nothing is a job. You don't have to feel moral, but complaining is moral.

10, credit is like a mirror. As long as there are cracks, it cannot be integrated as before.

1 1. If you have no will, if your boat has no rudder and your horse has no title, what will you get in the end?

12, the so-called maturity, in fact, is to face many things optimistically for a better life.

13, people in the workplace should be a lentil, no matter how anyone steps on it, the result is still the same, flat and faint.

14. Life is like a swift river. Without islands and reefs, it is difficult to stir up beautiful waves.

15, in the face of difficulties, we should stick to our beliefs, just like holding a precious agarwood.

16, let yourself mature while looking for opportunities. When the time is right, the ideal can be realized.

17, life lies in change, it takes courage to change life, and it takes courage to change goals.

18, at the end of love, the most regrettable thing is not that we can't walk together, but that we have forgotten each other's faces.

No matter how outstanding your talents and knowledge are, if you lack enthusiasm, it will be like drawing cakes on paper to satisfy your hunger, which will not help.

You'd better learn something when you feel sad and miserable. Learning will make you invincible forever.

2 1, in the face of opportunities, you should be brave. Whether you lose or win, it is an experience and a treasure that money can't buy.

22, a lot of things, only when the distance is getting farther and farther, can we look back clearly. Flowers are flashy, only the most beautiful in memory, and so are people.

I would rather forgive others myself than wait for others to forgive me. If we tell ourselves to be happy every day, it means that we are not happy.

24. Modest people are not embarrassed because they can see through; Because you think far, you won't make mistakes; Because you stand tall, you are not proud; Because the line is right, I am not afraid.

25. When you reach a certain age, you don't want to please anyone. My life is as precious as others, so there is no need to pretend. You can see the city clearly, but you can't see through people's hearts. Only when you see through people's hearts will you feel sad.

God wants us to live like grass. No matter how trampled, destroyed, burned or cut, they always persist, grow back and become more bright green and tenacious.

27. Life is not absolutely fair, but it is relatively fair. To some extent, the more you get, the more you have to bear. Every seemingly low starting point is the only way to a higher peak.

28. You can not climb mountains all your life, but you must have a mountain in your heart. It allows you to climb high forever, it allows you to always have the direction of struggle, and it allows you to look up and see your hope at any time.

29. Success and failure are only two forms, but there are many mysteries behind them. Don't look down on the weak you think with a condescending attitude. In another way, you may become the master of success.

30. Your heart determines what you see. We are the creators of our own destiny. Whether out of will or ignorance, our success or failure is not caused by others, but decided by ourselves. It is always incompetent people who complain.

3 1, the starting line of life is just around the corner, and the key is whether you have used it or not. Life is like a ruler, we stand one meter away, but if we want to walk two meters away, then we must have strong will and persistent confidence.

32, people only have this life, we can't come for nothing. So let's start with happiness! Do what you want to do and love the person you want to love. Do something wrong, don't regret it, don't complain, there are no perfect people in the world. Fall down, get up and start over. How can I see the rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? I believe I will walk more steadily next time.

Since God sent us here, let's work hard here. Don't miss the past and complain about it. From now on, be a listener, an insight, feel the things around you with your heart, listen to the gasps of hard-working people, and observe the actions of hard-working people with your eyes.

34. Life is a promise. Everyone is included in life. It is even more necessary for us to bear life and let go of those prejudices. There is no need to hold on to the wall that accumulates troubles again and again. The profound understanding of life lies in that the goodness of life is not to let go of anything, but to give yourself a chance to live.

No matter how bad life is at the moment, every seemingly low starting point is the only way to a higher peak. Please believe that the passing of youth is not terrible, but the passing of that brave heart that loves life. Please believe that those days of sneaking away make us look old, but they enrich our lives.

36. It is not the shoulders of others that can make you climb high, but the inner knowledge; What keeps you standing is not humble struggle, but unyielding struggle; What can make you start over is not waiting for the end of your stay, but bravely saying goodbye to it; What you can pursue in your life is not a distant goal, but an immortal belief.

37. People are not afraid of being humble, but they are afraid of losing hope. The essence of life is to appreciate the scenery along the way and reach a distant destination. The secret of life is to find a speed that suits you best. Don't be overwhelmed by illness, and don't waste your life because of slowness. The happiness of life, go your own way, see your own scenery, surpass others' dissatisfaction, and others surpass without losing their ambitions.

38. Poverty cannot wait. If you wait for a long time, you will get used to poverty, forget your dreams and live a mediocre life; Dreams can't wait. If you work hard too late, you will get old and you will not realize your dream. Learning can't wait, knowledge can't keep up, and dreams can't come true; The family can't wait, the tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop, and the son wants to raise it but can't wait; Health can't wait. When the body collapses, everything in life can only be a memory.

Life is too short to wake up with regrets every day. Love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you. A person needs a confidant in his life, whether it is a lover, a friend or a lover. If he/she can get inner comfort and laugh heartily, this is our ideal confidant. With such a confidant, his/her life will no longer be lonely and empty.

40. In fact, everyone is very capable and has their own stage. People's greatest fear in life is to choose the wrong stage, mistakenly think that they are useless, and believe that no one is useless; Only among the people who like Latin dance, the dancers of classical folk dance are not recognized and applauded. Life is very long, and each of us needs applause, because many times we need these little things to build our confidence and prove ourselves.

Classic quotations this year

The latest classic quotations this year

1, only capable men can be imprisoned.

In fact, there are many good women around. If you don't care too much about your appearance, why do you think there are more men than women?

When the wind blows, I vaguely hear the impatient whisper of my collarbone.

Women have literary complex in their bones, just like men have virgin complex in their bones.

5, ask what is handsome in the world, teach people to promise each other.

6, fate, how many people fake your name.

7. Three treasures:

There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

Lies have three treasures: everlasting, everlasting and love to the old.

A handsome man has three treasures: kissing, hugging and pushing down.

There are three treasures in Jay Chou: Oh, yes, this *.

College students have three treasures: copy, paste and live broadcast.

College boys have three treasures: friendship, picking up girls and being good school girls.

College girls have three treasures: make-up, dressing up and wearing less.

Weibo has three treasures: attention, comment and forwarding.

8, childlike innocence is not a bad thing, don't use the disgusting words of maturity and reality to cover up your own transformation, immersed in the pleasure of being integrated into the person who once despised the most, just because of maturity, it is really tm miserable.

9. Coke will turn into sugar water when it is out of breath, and so will love. Save less gasoline and more honey.

10 You have to believe that we will end up like a fairy tale of frogs and dinosaurs.

1 1, XX is a real master, with weapons all over his body and venues everywhere.

12, the so-called online dating is a legendary behavior that can keep people away from chastity.

13, there are many versions of online popular love. Some are the love between handsome guys and dinosaurs, called KB movies; Some are the love between frogs and beautiful women, which is called romantic movies; Have a plenty of love between frogs and dinosaurs, called documentary; Have a plenty of love between handsome guys and beautiful women, this is a science fiction film; If it is love between men (especially in games), it is an ethical film.

14, beauty is a coordinate word, beauty refers to women, and misfortune refers to men. Beauty is actually the meaning of women and men.

15. Women are actually extremely dangerous animals. Her beauty is not so much a protective color as a warning color.

16, whenever there is an international conflict, whenever someone talks about morality, they can always see a group of domestic law of the jungle clamoring for the law of the jungle, and a group of local loser clamoring for the victory of the king and the defeat of the enemy. It's still hard not to be attracted by such a clown country. I don't know how those unpatriotic people do it.

You are my Guo, and I will think of you when I wash clothes.

18. Life is your creditor, and death is your debt collector.

19, if you want a shoulder, I'll give it to you; If you want two shoulders, then I will give you a hug; If you want four shoulders, I will be your quilt. If you want a lot of shoulders, I can only find you a beautiful boy.

There are many problems in the development of human society, but in the final analysis, there are only three problems-appearance, purity and personality. Anything you don't understand, including "100,000 whys", can be found in these three questions.

2 1. Vulnerable groups are never a group, but a group of individuals.

22. Looks determine fate. No wonder my fate is so rough.

Nowadays, people dress not to keep warm, but to have clothes to take off at critical moments; Nowadays people live together, not to get married, but not to get married.

24. There are no unmarried women, only men with insufficient money.

25. Last time I met a cat-flapping netizen named Beauty Messenger. Since that meeting, I have been immune to all ugly things.

26. Most people think with their lower body, but I am different. I think all problems are thought with the upper body, although I think with the lower body.

It is said that drinking alcohol will lead to promiscuity. No wonder Maotai and Wuliangye have recently increased their prices.

29. Once you lose your virginity, you will hate it forever. Looking back, you are no longer a virgin.

30. China is a country lacking in resources, especially beauty resources.

3 1. It is said that Japan made its first pot of gold by exporting original underwear and * *.

32, love is the product of emotion over reason, when reason is restored, love will not exist.

34. Agitators are always scrambling in the feast of language, while thinkers are always worried about who will pay for this feast.

35. It's easy for a sleeping person to shout, but it's difficult for a sleeping person to shout ~ ~ ~ World Sleep Day. You can never wake a person who pretends to sleep.

36. When I was a child, I thought poop was in my ass, but later I realized it was in my stomach. Now I find someone in my head.

37. Where there is faith, there is happiness.

38. Life is hard to get lost. Even * * beauty, from the molecular point of view, is so dull.

39. A girl's first kiss was forcibly taken away by a man, and the man got not only her first kiss, but also a slap. So, what should we men do next? Our dear God once gave a wonderful answer to this question. God said: If someone hits your left face, give it to your right face.

40. Count to 30 before you speak when you are angry. I quite agree with this sentence! Because the first sentence must be, fuck, it costs you 30 dollars to chop you to death.