Looking for funny short sentences

1. The one riding the white horse may not be a prince, he may be Tang Monk;

2. The one with wings may not be an angel, he may be a birdman.

3. The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

4. Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it.

5. I am not a casual person. I am not a human being casually.

6. Women don’t care about being decent, because they are not tempted enough; men don’t care about being loyal, but they are loyal because the stakes for betrayal are too low.

7. Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

8. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

9. When the water is extremely clear, there will be no fish; when the people are extremely humble, they will be invincible!

10. The minimum goal of a college student: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland.