A bowl of Longjiang authentic pig's trotter riceNext sentence

The next sentence of "A bowl of Longjiang authentic pig's trotter rice" is "Eat a man's romance."

The complete sentence is: A bowl of Longjiang's authentic pig's trotter rice will make a man feel romantic; a bowl of Guangxi snail noodles will make a man calm; a bowl of Wuhan hot dry noodles will make him look more handsome than Peng Yuyan after eating it; A bowl of Henan Spicy Soup can reveal a man's vicissitudes of life.

Other funny sentences:

1. No doubt, I am the poor man in your dream.

2. When I have money, I will buy a bus, use the dedicated bus lane, and park at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: Sorry, this It's a private car.

3. Women should not think that being good-looking means they can stop studying, and men should not think that being good-looking means they can be ugly.

4. I feel that I am special. I have watched the 86 version of Journey to the West for many years. I always thought there were more than 100 episodes, or at least 50-60 episodes. But I wanted to watch it today, and it was only 25 episodes. Why did I always feel like I couldn’t finish it when I was a kid?

5. Some people even said that I wore blue eye shadow. That was an insult to my dark circles!

6. I am not Superman because I wear my pants outside my underwear.

7. A true warrior dares to be fat but still greedy, sleepy yet still stay up late, poor yet still chase stars, ugly yet still control his appearance.

8. I went from having nothing to having assets of over 100 million, from living in poverty to having luxury cars and villas. I didn’t rely on anyone else to do this, but all on my own, bit by bit, I figured it out.