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Do you have any immortal officials to announce?

Do you have any immortal officials to announce?

1. I'm not going to fall in love, because I don't know whether those people are sincere or false to me. I'm afraid to play with my feelings again. Forget it. I'm bragging. I love xxx.

I like watching mountains, seas, flowers, dusk, sunrise and sunset, stars, the moon and dogs wagging their tails by the roadside, but xxx always likes to show me the way.

Tell the peach blossom not to bloom, the person I'm waiting for is coming.

Let's hold a competition this summer. I gave up the competition, so I just want to drink milk tea, eat watermelon and blow the evening breeze with my XXX.

You don't need to find novelty in different people. In this world, you should have breakfast at six o'clock and eat the same person at midnight snack.

6. I really like you. If there is a future, I will take you to blow the night breeze, watch the sea, watch the sunset and listen to songs, and then I will tell you that I like you.

7. Maintain an open and low-key relationship.

8. What does it mean to fall in love? It means to give up a group of boys for a boy. If you think about it, you will lose, but I don't think so. I'm afraid xxx will hit me.

9. I think he is quite suitable for carrying my bag, so I will take him from now on.

10. I don't know how to introduce him. In short, he is handsome, cute, irritating, gentle and worthy. He is my boyfriend.

1 1. We will keep our heartbeat as long as possible.

12. Walking alone with an umbrella.

13. An alumnus, a friend, a good friend and a boyfriend.

14. I just want to say thank you on the day when I really feel loved.

15. Goodbye big forest. I got caught in a crooked-neck tree.

16. The orange dusk sets off the center of midsummer.

17. I will give you my whole soul, along with its quirks.

There are 1800 kinds of bad habits, and only one good habit is really annoying.

18. Being planned is the top romance in the future.

19. Knock on us, we are so sweet.

20. Gee, I haven't finished fooling around yet. I'm going to be honest with someone.

2 1.- 2 + 1。

22. Then together, dusk and four seasons.

23. It is interesting to talk about serious love.

24. Newcomers, sad female high school students, are so angry and unreasonable that they shed tears from time to time at night and like xxx.

25. Love begins in summer and lasts for four seasons.

26. Long walks and happy encounters.

27. Don't get me wrong. Ordinary couples are not friends.

28. The actress and her amateur boyfriend.

29. You are my ideal in the broken glass.