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A woman in Beijing lost more than 20 bicycles in two years. In order to prevent theft, she smashed them before buying new ones.

A man in Taipei, whose ID number is 123456789, was repeatedly suspected to be fake.

In order to close as soon as possible, a hotel in Beijing will open a cold wind to welcome guests in winter.

Two children aged 10 in Sichuan privately booked their lives online and wanted to walk 200 kilometers to meet their "mother-in-law" working in Chongqing.

A boss in Hainan pays wages to migrant workers during the day and sends people to rob them at night.

A man in Zhengzhou couldn't untie his high-grade belt and dared not eat for two days.

A woman in Chengdu bought a car with tens of thousands of coins.

A man in Beijing rowed 22 cars in a row to listen to the car alarm.

In Xi 'an, a couple's wedding video was stolen and asked to remarry.

A couple in Jiangsu divorced and distributed their property through bidding.

Dog owners in Nanjing put pants on their dogs to prevent other dogs from sexually harassing them.

A city in Colombia has passed a bill to impose a fine of $6,000 on people who make irresponsible remarks, with a maximum sentence of three years' imprisonment.

A 50-year-old thief in Britain was arrested for burglary and his prosthetic leg fell off.

A woodpecker in the United States took his shadow as an enemy to protect his territory, and 10 car rearview mirrors suffered.

A TV series in Mexico has been broadcast continuously for 35 years, and now it has reached 1250 episodes.

An American mother invited a stripper to entertain her son's 16 birthday.

A 240 kg woman in Russia crushed the robber with her own weight.

An American man in his sixties applied to join the mafia and got millions of dollars.

A man in Britain regards every day as Thanksgiving Day and ate 4000 turkeys at 12.

Four female teachers in Saudi Arabia married a car driver for the convenience of going to work.

A family in Canada was struck by lightning three times in six years.

A robber in Brazil hired a moving company to transport stolen goods and was arrested.

Two men in El Salvador robbed a bank by digging a tunnel, which led to the collapse of the foundation and the destruction of the bank.

A 73-year-old man in New Zealand plans to have sex-change surgery to realize his wish to be a woman for the rest of his life.

Because of the doctor's misdiagnosis, a girl in England has not eaten with her mouth for seven years.

The wallet lost by an air crash survivor in Uruguay 30 years ago was recovered 30 years later.

A girl of 12 years old in Japan set fire to a supermarket just to observe the shape of the fire in the supermarket.

An American female drunkard became addicted to alcohol, dug up her boyfriend's grave and found the beer buried with her.

An old lady in the United States called 9 1 1 as many as 20 times because the takeaway shop refused to deliver pizza late at night, hoping to arrest the owner.

A Japanese company asked candidates to be interviewed at the top of Mount Fuji at dawn.

A woman in Anhui failed to apply for a job in Nanjing and asked the police to send a car to take her home.

More than 20 passengers were injured in a bus accident in Henan, and the driver swallowed the accident survey map when signing.

A girl in Nanning applied for liberal arts, but she got the admission ticket for the science examination, but she had no choice but to do the science examination paper.

26 towels from an employer's house in Nanjing have their own uses, and the nanny was fired for frequent misuse.

A family of seven in Hong 'an, Hubei Province, suffered from heart defects for two generations. In 12, they pooled their money to make up for it one by one.

A peasant woman in Henan province worried that her daughter would be difficult to remarry and sold her grandson for 8,000 yuan.

A fugitive in Nanjing laughed when he saw his photo posted on the wall. He saw a warrant.

An old man in Guangdong blew away a subway passenger, making his wife "convenient" on the spot.

A couple quarreled in Beijing, but the woman couldn't beat 1 10 and claimed to have been robbed.

A man in Shanghai committed suicide by throwing himself into the river and climbed up again because the river was dirty.

A school in Gansu has expelled students with mental retardation and let them skip grades.

A couple in Zhejiang quarreled excessively, and his wife had a sore throat for two years.

A girl in Liaoning synthesized a photo of her mother and a Korean movie star, which almost led to her parents' divorce.

A man in Zhuhai lied that there was a bomb in the bar in order to measure the alarm speed of 1 10.

In order to win the heart of the female traffic police, a young man in Hangzhou deliberately violated the regulations at several intersections.

A thief in Jilin steals 5000 to 6000 yuan a day, and the "transfer fee" is as high as 65438+ 10,000 yuan.

A tramp in Guangxi was hit by a car because he wore as many as 27 clothes of the four seasons.

An unlucky thief in Henan lost his mobile phone and was chased by a long-distance running champion.

The old couple in Dalian hid a pigsty for 6000 yuan, and the two pigs swallowed 4800 yuan at a time.

A thief in Harbin was frozen and trapped in the air conditioning station on the 26th floor, and asked the owner of the room to call the police.

A beggar in Taiwan Province Province won a grand prize of 4 million yuan with the money he got, and rewarded his benefactor with 6,543,800 yuan.

The license plates of residents in a residential area in Lanzhou were stolen, and they queued to send money to the thief to redeem the license plates.

Two drivers in Shandong contended that they saw a beautiful woman in a car accident and took her to court. The court acquitted her.

Four men in Shanxi posted the leaders' obituaries to vent their personal anger.

10 Chongqing girl's long hair was stolen on the bus.

A thief in Chongqing stole his wallet and wrote a thank-you letter to the owner afterwards.

A thief in Zhengzhou sneaked into the office of a company and thought for six hours without knowing where to start.

Penguins in a British zoo were stolen as Christmas babies.

American men pick up coins by the roadside 10 years, with a total of $65,438+million.

A German lawyer appeared in court during the day and robbed at night. He couldn't stand the double life, so he turned himself in.

India's railway capacity is insufficient, and ticket suspension (passengers hanging outside the carriage) has been introduced.

The 27-year-old Romanian divorced in March this year and married her 45-year-old mother-in-law.

A man in Britain suffers from brain disease, and his memory can only last for 7 seconds.

A lazy man in Britain has been receiving government relief for 25 years and has supported four wives and 1 1 children.

Global warming makes glaciers melt and polar bears drown because of food.

A karate black belt coach in New Zealand suddenly died under the fist of a girl aged 10.

An American man was renamed Jesus Christ with the consent of the court.

An American teacher tried to demonstrate "how long does it take to make people faint" by pinching a boy's neck until he fainted.

A mental patient in Beijing litters, and some scavengers often gather downstairs to wait for him.

A passenger in Shaanxi stole a life jacket while flying.

Students from a middle school in Yiyang are queuing outside the copy shop to revise their report cards.

There was a traffic jam in Tiantongyuan, Beijing, and residents came home from work in the early hours of the night.

A 52-year-old son-in-law in Changchun called her 44-year-old father-in-law brother and got her front teeth knocked out.

A mother in Kunming lost her son's tuition because of gambling and asked for a refund from the game room.

Zhejiang has launched a "Disaster Tour", where tourists can experience mountain torrents and mudslides.

A couple in Sichuan quarreled, but the man couldn't fight, so he drove his car into the river in a rage.

Real estate developers in Zunyi are very popular in hiring Feng Shui consultants and using roosters to determine real estate prices.

Twins in Taiwan Province Province are so alike that wives often mistake their husbands.

A woman playing mahjong in Tianjin was afraid that her husband would grab a seat, and her bladder collapsed.

A primary school in Zhengzhou divides students into three classes, and the poor students serve the outstanding students for dinner.

"Crying" appeared in Nanjing, charging 50 yuan per hour and equipped with tear gas.

A 4-year-old boy in Wuhan was disobedient after seeing his teeth. The doctor charged 60 yuan a "non-cooperation fee".

A thief in Shandong burglarized and mistook firecrackers for candles. result ...

A passenger in Guangzhou angered the captain by swearing and refused to fly for an hour.

ATMs don't spit money, so a couple in Chongqing brought their own stools and fruits for the night.

A 72-year-old man in Nanjing suspected that his wife was not good at cooking and left home, saying that he had not enjoyed delicious food for 50 years.

The security monitor of a car city in Beijing was unable to lead his men to steal the car in the shop because of lack of money.

A police station in Chongqing owes money, and the 1 10 alarm phone was shut down for 20 days.

The nanny of a housekeeping company in Shanghai has to do 120 questions before she goes to work. The higher the score, the higher the salary.

The time display board of Beijing West Railway Station shows the time on July 25th, 2032, Beijing time.

Shanghai Zoo regulates the temperature, forcing animals to awake and enter the "hibernation period".

A computer school in Beijing is looking for an advertiser, who must be able to climb trees.

A driver in Jiangxi carries ten fake driver's licenses and can't deduct points.

An old lady in Zhengzhou is guarding against thieves. One door has 18 locks and 97 keys.

A man in Chongqing pretends to work as a police station every day in order to make his girlfriend look up at him.

In order to maintain hygiene, Shenyang No.1 Middle School stipulates that teachers and students must take off their shoes when entering the teaching building.

It took 10 years for a fugitive in Shenyang to surrender, and it took half a catty of jiaozi to surrender.

A small town in Australia has imposed a curfew on cats, and it is illegal for cats to go to the streets in the dark.

Due to the decompression effect of dolphin sound, Ireland plans to open a "dolphin hotline".

A man in Saudi Arabia tried to shovel away the bank ATM with a bulldozer.

A British hotel announced that all descendants of Genghis Khan were exempt from the bill.

The longest music in history will be played in 639 years.

Two 14-year-old girls in Britain asked for in vitro fertilization to test whether they have the function of pregnancy.

The doctor forgot to give anesthetic during the operation, and the patient screamed again and again.

An old lady in America fell off a cliff while driving and finally fell on the roof of a house.

Italy held a lazy meeting to exchange lazy experiences.

Two Dutch men with the same name were very happy to get a daughter and took the same name at the same time.

The insurance company plans to raise the insurance premium for fat people.

British prisoners can take two pet birds with them in prison.

Southwest Airlines allows passengers to choose their seats, and has facilitated many marriages.

A stupid thief in the United States encountered a "language barrier" during robbery. The robbed person did not understand English, so he was not afraid of threats.

A Canadian man decided to stab himself with 3,000 needles to mourn the victims of 9 1 1.

A fat thief in Romania jumped out of the window after stealing 250 pizzas at night and got stuck.

An American black bear turned himself in after stealing 36 bottles of beer.

A woman in France was fined for smoking while trying to open the hatch on the plane.

A man in Beijing stole 60 thousand yuan of incense money from the merit box to prepare for the wedding.

A woman in Dalian was stolen, so it should be divination before calling the police.

A company in Chongqing forbids employees to keep secrets. If they fall in love, they will be fined 50 times for squatting in the toilet.

A beggar in Henan called the police angrily after begging for money without success.

The 62-year-old man pretended to be Sun Yat-sen, the 38-year-old father of the country, and defrauded 550,000 yuan in three months.

For their own safety, two robbers in Beijing stripped off their clothes after they succeeded.

A girl in Wuhan explained her plea in English that foreigners gave more money.

A gang in Hangzhou agreed to hold a banquet for a former criminal, which was easily won by the police.

Miss Liu, who went out to work, was beaten by her mother to pay homage to her father's filial piety.

A man's red envelope was stolen in Nanning, and he used Mingbi as real money to retaliate against the thief.

Two cars collided, blocking the airport road in Chongqing, and thousands of people ran with their luggage to catch the plane.

A thief in Beijing wore a Taekwondo suit to be brave before he started.

Cell phone ringtones are getting more and more strange. In the middle of the night, it rang "catch a thief" to help the police.

A man in Nanjing stuffed his wallet with dirty words, waiting for the thief to pick it up.

May 1 A young man in Nanjing asked to work overtime for 7 days to avoid shopping with his girlfriend.

Sichuan man refused to apply for subsistence allowance because he was overweight.

On Valentine's Day in Shenyang, a couple were handcuffed and called the police by a suspected fugitive.

The boss of a company in Shanghai doubled his overtime pay on Valentine's Day, and no one stayed except the manager.

A university in Shandong extended its winter vacation because it could not bear the rising heating cost.

A residential building in Changsha rushed into seven cars in three months and was called "Bermuda".

In the Year of the Dog, there were four Valentine's Days. A bachelor was afraid of bleeding and suspended his love.

A father in Beijing named his son @.

There are few executioners, so India decided to let prisoners teach themselves how to use it as executioners to make up for it.

Opinion polls show that the British are more afraid of spiders than terrorists.

A male nurse in a nursing home in Switzerland killed 22 people in order to reduce the workload.

An American woman flies with her head to exorcise evil spirits.

A Costa Rican man dressed as bin Laden was scary and was shot and wounded by a taxi driver.

A woman jumped from a sleeper in Moscow, and the driver died of a heart attack.

A pair of parents in England sold their property and took their son around the world before he went blind.

An American soldier would rather give up his finger to keep his wedding ring.

A man in Britain fainted because of hypoglycemia, and his 2-year-old daughter was awakened by sugar.

A cleaner in a British hospital cleaned the old lady's dentures, and a week later the old lady starved to death.

Due to more and more tourists, the Pearl Harbor Memorial Hall began to sink.

The French police helped the alarm victim open the door, only to know that it was a jewel theft suspect afterwards.

A man in the United States runs a "kidnapping company", but 500 yuan can kidnap himself.

An American man failed to resist arrest and bit the ear of a police dog.

An American nightclub lost its cash and was later found to be used by beavers to build nests.

A 23-year-old woman in Norway raped a 3 1 year-old man and was sentenced to 9 months in prison.

An old man in Slovakia was angered by the flying football. He plowed the field and planted oats in the stadium.

A habitual thief in Germany was hospitalized, but the policeman in the next bed was arrested.

A bank manager in Germany lamented the unfairness of the world and transferred the money from the rich account to the poor account, so he was arrested.

A policeman in the United States worked part-time as a talk show and lost his job because of telling dirty jokes.

An American man was dissatisfied with the tendency of reporting and invented a news interceptor.

An American thief was afraid of being recognized by the parrot of the victim's house, but he turned to catch the bird and was caught instead.

A 62-year-old British woman was unknowingly stabbed in the back of her neck and strolled around the supermarket.

18 An American woman was shot, but she didn't die. She drove herself to the hospital to see a doctor.

A 18-year-old girl in the United States complained that she was ugly and took her parents to court in anger.

A couple in America used different nail polishes to distinguish quadruplets.

An English man proposed by carving words on his hips.

In order to avoid being chased, an American woman drove straight to the prison gate, hoping to be imprisoned.

A border town in Germany complained that the government had neglected the town for a long time and announced that it would take refuge in Austria on April Fool's Day.

The lightest baby born in America is as heavy as a mobile phone.

A boy aged/kloc-0 in Iran got lost and wandered alone for 9 kilometers.

In Denbovich, Romania, there are special conditions for men to choose a spouse: women must grow beards.

A drunk man broke into a house in Russia and was shot and killed by an old man holding a cucumber.

A drunk in the United States was afraid of an accident and asked his 6-year-old son to drive.

A German website auctioned the left eye of Saddam's bronze statue for 654.38 million euros.

A groom in Malaysia sent a text message to break off his marriage on his wedding day, this grandson!

Robbers in Northern Ireland robbed the bank of 20 million pounds and complained that the stolen van was too small and underestimated the strength of the bank.

A province in Italy thinks lawn mowers are expensive, so they let donkeys eat grass on the roadside.

American travel agencies launch a new project: chasing tornadoes. Shit!

A boy in Nanjing watched a swimsuit beauty contest late at night, and his girlfriend angrily smashed the TV.

The teacher of a school in Hohhot urged to pay tuition and miscellaneous fees, and scrawled the words 100 yuan on the students' foreheads.

A man in Sichuan was dissatisfied with the inefficiency of the bank. In order to get revenge, he took one yuan to deposit and withdraw money for 100 times in a row.

A horror-themed restaurant appeared in Shanghai, and some customers were scared to cry.

A professional porcelain-touching team appeared in Shenyang, focusing on cracking down on high-end cars and drunk driving.

When "Butterfly Lovers" was shown at a wedding in Shanghai, the couple felt unlucky and took it to court.

The rules of returning coupons in Beijing shopping malls are too troublesome, and customers bring their own calculators.

A couple quarreled in Wuhan. The wife called the fire engine and said that her husband was "too angry".

A father in Tianjin set an example to enlighten his lovelorn son, reveal an extramarital affair and his wife committed suicide.

An 8 1 year-old woman in Chongqing took a bus and no one gave up her seat. The driver refused to drive.

A passenger in Wuhan mistakenly put a diamond ring worth 7000 yuan into the cash box as a coin.

A thief in Henan plans to steal books and open a bookstore.

A driver in Shandong province drew a dark road on his clothes with a paintbrush, representing a seat belt.

A karaoke bar in Changsha opened late at night to disturb the people, and residents played funeral music to fight.

A boy in Nanjing sent chrysanthemums to his ex-girlfriend to wish her a happy Tomb-Sweeping Day.

A thief in Chengdu will help the owner clean the room every time he steals something.

A college student in Chongqing suffered from mental illness while writing ghost stories and asked the publishing house to calculate work-related injuries.

An American man wrote a love letter on the lawn, covering an area of 2. 8 hectares.

A man in Canada survived a train accident and went home to attend the funeral after seeing the obituary.

America's long-lived light bulb has lived for 96 years, and it has never gone out since 1908.

A blind man in Australia killed a deaf-mute because his neighbor's TV was too loud.

A dog in Germany was injured, and its owner asked for a $700,000 prosthesis.

A 16-year-old boy in the United States "knocked out" his pregnant girlfriend with a baseball bat.

A cat in the United States was bitten to death, and the owner locked the killing shepherd with DNA.

In order to be adopted by the rich, a boy in England plans to kill the whole family and then pretend to have amnesia.

An old woman in America asked not to be buried after death, but to sit and watch TV for two and a half years.

A man in Germany was forced into a coffin by funeral home staff nine times, one of which was at a wedding.

A middle school student in Milan refused to take the exam, blocked the sewer and flooded the school.

A British newspaper held a knowledge contest, and the winning students could spend a day with porn stars.

A man in the United States robbed with a Disney mask, and the robbed man laughed and ran away.

A Swedish man hates boring life. He faked his death to hide his name.

A female thief in Tianjin stole the ring and followed the owner to try to steal it back.

A passenger in Guangzhou boarded the plane with100kg in cash, and bought an extra ticket because he was overweight.

In order to verify the authenticity of furniture, a furniture city in Beijing opened a free international call, and customers lined up to make overseas calls.

A robber in Guangzhou robbed a bag and sent an email to complain about the owner.

A man in Dalian took his pet dog to the rescue station to beg for dog food.

A hawker in Beijing draws a schematic diagram of "competition" with urban management.

This year 1 month, a 12-year-old girl in Anhui set fire to her home for more than 40 times.

Female college students in Beijing have a sweet voice for the interview and do "vocal cord plastic surgery".

Wu Hanyou gave a beggar a dollar, but as a result, he took out a hundred-dollar bill, and the beggar refused to give change.

18 This floor is easily reminiscent of eighteen layers of hell, so Wenzhou people changed it to 17. 1 building.

A primary school in Ningbo implements the "borrowing system". If you fail in the exam, you can borrow the score of the next exam first.

Shandong missed her parents' wedding and was compensated by China Consumers Association 1400 yuan.

In order to get kickbacks from the funeral home, two Polish doctors quickly hung up on seriously ill patients.

A primary school in Sichuan didn't get 90 points, so students had to kneel down to get the test paper.

In order to please the baby, a family in Hubei caught a hedgehog on the highway.

Heilongjiang marriage registration collects water and electricity fees.

A license issuing agency in Beijing printed the marriage certificate date of a couple separated by one year.

Guangzhou thieves cut open women's underwear behind their backs and stole 3700 yuan.

Taiwan Province province requires betel nut beauty to dress appropriately to reduce car accidents.

A 9-year-old boy in Nanjing refused to eat celery, saying that the magazine introduced celery to kill sperm.

A massage parlor in Chongqing was named as an activity center for veteran cadres, and the boss said it felt quite formal.

A landlord in Beijing asked the tenant: English is not enough to rent a house.

A woman in Chengdu spent 1000 yuan to buy a dog language translator to feed her bad dog.

A person in Chengdu often plays mahjong all night, and his wife asks for "empty bed fee", but the notarization is rejected.

Tianjin has become a headhunting company for white-collar couples.

A thief in Beijing broke into his home and got 2.4 billion yuan of waste foreign currency, and immediately planned to wash his hands of it.

A junior high school student in Nanjing expects his parents to divorce and will receive double lucky money every year.

A 72-year-old Indian man walked into the entrance examination room for the 37th time.

Beijing Auto Parts City sells "license plate stealth spray", claiming that it can avoid cameras.

A child star in Nanjing tried to become a millionaire for many years. He didn't want to go to school.

The boss of a company in Hubei has long fantasized about his fate of having a heart attack and dying on the street. He rented a house near the hospital for 1 1 year.

Three students in Zhengzhou have been on credit for a long time, and the boss issued tools to guide them to steal cars and pay their debts.

There are also gunmen in the year-end summary, with a thousand words and a hundred yuan.

The stolen money obtained by two pickpockets in Beijing is hidden in anti-theft underwear. Shit, I'm afraid the thief will miss me!

Experts predict that the word "8" is unlucky, and India prohibits the appearance of the word "8" on TV.

A man in Chile kissed the car for 54 hours in a row and won the championship of "kissing the car".

An American man kissed a woman and was betrayed for a long time because he was a recidivist.

San Francisco plans to use methane produced by dog shit to generate electricity.

A woman in Brazil fell in love with a temporary colleague and hired someone to kill her former employee.

A community in Mexico launched a gun collection initiative and handed guns over to reward computers.

A man in Canada fell in love with a Belgian woman on a trip and wrote a love letter to 3700 people with the same name and surname in that country.

A Russian ballerina weighed 200 Jin, forcing six male partners to leave.

In order to correct the slimming trend, Argentina introduced the "size method", and the waistband should not be less than 59 cm.

An old man in England kept his promise on his golden wedding day and ate the canned chicken he received when he got married.

An old woman in Britain implanted a chip in her brain, and the remote control was stolen, so she couldn't sleep.

The first thief in Europe angered her mother, and the stolen works of art worth 65.438 billion pounds were smashed.

The police confronted the robber in an American bar. The robber was drunk and the hostage ended safely.

A judge in Munich fell in love with the defendant's girlfriend, courted by text message in court, and planned to sentence the defendant to long-term imprisonment, this grandson!

A drunk in Zhengzhou handed out a hundred-dollar bill as a business card in the street.

A man in Taitung bought a 200-Jin urn instead of pickles as a piggy bank.

A lovelorn girl in Heilongjiang called 1 19 more than 50 times within 12 hours.

A pregnant woman in Guangzhou threw a 200,000 passbook away from the family planning staff, warning her not to bother her with fines in the future.

A woman in Inner Mongolia injected calcium and gave birth to a baby with two teeth.

A man in Shanghai auctioned his soul online, and a girl wanted to buy it to save her boyfriend who was addicted to games.

In order to get rid of the nerd image, doctoral students in Shanghai collectively learn to dance street dance.

For three years, a woman in Harbin only knew that her husband liked to go out for a walk in the middle of the night, but she didn't know that she was a thief.

A thief in Shenyang stole everything he saw, just like moving.

A top student in Shenyang was afraid of the college entrance examination and hid in the mountains for five years.

A thief in Xi 'an left a note to the owner, asking him to redeem the lost property, and repeatedly urged "honesty first".

Boys in Shanghai Senior One and Senior Two are addicted to exams and anxious about their parents.

A private car caught fire in Shenzhen. Read the fire guide on the spot.

A village thief in Anhui became a family. After the Spring Festival, the whole family chartered a car to go fishing in the world.

In order to save her husband's heart, a woman in Chongqing asked for plastic surgery to look like a rival in love.

Nanjing/KLOC-A 0/70-year-old man and his wife have been in love for 8 years/KLOC-0, but they don't know their names, so they can't issue a death certificate.

A man in Shanghai gave up his high salary and went home to find fault with Xinhua Dictionary. He picked more than 4,000 rankings in eight years.

A man in Shenyang is nearsighted by 2 100 degrees, and 14 cannot see his wife clearly.

A dangerous building in a school in Dalian, I trained students to "drill the table" for two seconds and cried!

A woman with breast augmentation in Guangxi was forced by her husband to go back to her body shape immediately.

A thief in Dalian stole more than ten kilograms of coins from the vending machine and was caught because he was overwhelmed.

A retired man in Nanning once took office supplies for nothing, and the supermarket stole notebooks many times.

A tenant in Chongqing changed four girlfriends in March and was fired by the landlord.

Chongqing University boys flirt with trees after drinking and kiss endlessly.

A man in Tianjin lost his ring while taking a bath and forced him to search with water. A bunch of people in the bathhouse waited naked for half an hour.

A primary school in Liaoning stole all the textbooks and stationery from its alma mater and did homework by the way.

The satirical reporter fell ill and the mayor of London was suspended for four weeks.

Argentina introduced coffins for fans to show their loyalty to the club.

A man in Malaysia received a telephone bill of $265,438+08 trillion with a ten-day payment period.

The gold teeth of a drug dealer in the United States were confiscated as property, and the court stopped the trial because it was difficult to extract the teeth.

A British man couldn't stand his mother-in-law's nagging, and offered a pound for online auction.

France has invented a magic mirror that can reflect itself in ten years.

In California, an 82-year-old woman was fined for crossing the road too slowly.

A Japanese thief sneaked into the sumo wrestler's room and was stunned on the spot.

Toilet brush clubs in Japan prohibit wearing gloves when brushing toilets.

An airport in Britain went out to drink after work, and the passenger plane was forced to hover in the air for 25 minutes.

A 69-year-old woman in the United States has developed a waist circumference of 38 cm, ranking first in the world.

A British chef sleepwalked for three days, cooking at both ends.

An American horse likes riding a horse, sleeping in a big bed and drinking beer.

Two robbers in South Africa transferred $654.38+06.5 million in cash from the plane in broad daylight.

An official in Canada is tired and wants to raise a pension of10 million yuan online.

Russia has established the first UFO academy to teach how to deal with aliens.

In Britain, a fat couple weighing 220kg played in the water, causing the floor of the bar to collapse.

The smell of a woman, a Japanese thief, is waiting for a famous brand to do it.

A British company lies for men and women who have extramarital affairs.

A Moroccan woman refused to have a caesarean section, and her child fell asleep for 46 years.

A mayor in New Zealand banned naked cycling races because riders were not wearing helmets.

There is a pornographic version of counterfeit euro notes in Germany, and confused businessmen believe it.

A couple in Mexico escalated their quarrel, shooting at each other and throwing grenades at home.