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Instructions for entering the Olympic Games,

One of the Instructions for Admission to the 2008 Olympic Games, Order

For the safety of netizens, please be sure to follow the instructions.

1. Please wait patiently for the leaders to enter safely before entering in turn.

2. If the leaders are late for the banquet, please wait until the leaders arrive before watching the game.

3. Please keep the mineral water bottles around you to prevent them from disappearing

4. Please do not wrap the gold bricks in newspapers before entering to avoid excessive casualties to the team members and spectators. Please try mud bricks or hollow bricks.

5. When playing the national anthem of your country, be respectful and refrain from whispering, chewing gum, or farting casually.

6. When the national anthem of another country is played, do not stand in awe. Please whisper, chew gum, and fart freely. And they made loud noises and whistled to show their patriotism.

7. When the Japanese team members enter, please shout "Down with the Japanese devils". When the American team members enter, please shout "Down with the US imperialist paper tigers". When the British, French and German team members enter, Please shout "Give me back the Old Summer Palace",

When the Taiwan team enters the arena, please shout "Down with Taiwan independence"...and so on, to show that we are a great country

Everyone has patriotism.

8. When Chinese players are playing, please shout "Come on, Team China" and beat the drums to cheer. When other team members are playing, please whistle.

Netizens are requested to resolutely implement the above clauses. If there are conditions, they must implement them. If there are no conditions, they must also implement them if conditions are created.