Funny jokes about tucao military training

List a few funny jokes I have heard about tucao military training, as follows:

1, military training is like a dog grabbing meat. It's not easy for you to fight for it. Bite his head, kick his legs, eat meat, burp and spit bones, and make others skinny. I wish the military training success, many honors and many happiness.

During the military training in the university, each class is claimed by the instructor at the lower level of the office building. After class, my tutor taught us how to shout slogans when we met the leaders, and let me demonstrate. I was a little nervous and trotted over from a distance. The students shouted to me: Hello, Chief! I waved and said, hello, classmates! My instructor scolded me: Have you ever seen a leader who started again after running well? The second time, I walked slowly and said with trepidation: Hello, classmate! Lying in the trough, this time they shouted the chief like thunder! When I get nervous, I say: comrades are tanned (it should be that students have worked hard), and I finally forget how I stepped down. Hundreds of people even applauded. ...

3, military training, military training will make you sweat, go to school leisurely on weekdays, and test your meat today. Military training, military training will kill you. When the tiger and wolf instructors shout, they will also rush into the mountains and rivers. Military training military training wants you to change, and fish jumps from Longmen to dragon. Bookworms, hold on!

4. A strong classmate was found lazy by the instructor while standing in the military posture. The instructor was furious and sent him to squat. So after the classmate squatted down, the instructor said, "No, we have to go down." So it dropped a little. "Still have to go down", go down a little. The instructor was angry: "I have to press you!" " So the coach pressed his shoulder down. As a result, everyone heard a bang and his belt broke. Everyone laughed wildly, and the instructor also smiled. I wish the freshmen a smooth military training and a happy study!

An instructor asked the students to turn right, but the person in charge actually ordered all the students to turn left at that moment. As a result, all the students turned right, and the person in charge was furious and questioned the students. The students replied, "If the soldiers were outside, they wouldn't suffer!" " "