Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - Funny slogans for fruits such as; Dear! Can you hold on to an apple that's so crispy to the bone?

Funny slogans for fruits such as; Dear! Can you hold on to an apple that's so crispy to the bone?

1. Dear! Being fat can also be skinny! (This can be a crisp peach)

2. Dear! Tenderness also has connotation! (This can be a peach)

3. Dear! It's completely cool and sweet! (Big iced watermelon)

4. Ouch! I'm almost hurt from holding it in! (Juicy and sweet big watermelon)