Funny quotations from Qixi Valentine's Day

Lead: Tanabata wants to play for a day and watch it, eliminating one pair after another. The more the better! The following is a collection of funny quotations from Tanabata Valentine's Day for your reference.

1). Tanabata, don't ask me how I spent it. I was passing by.

2) On Tanabata, I will play Lianliankan all day, and one pair will be eliminated.

3). It is out of date to want to play or even watch Tanabata. Just touch each other. Get rid of a couple and bring a mistress.

4). Don't sun chocolates and flowers on Tanabata, let your boyfriend sun them and see if there are any duplicates.

5) I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

6). I think you are really not a qualified friend. You'd better change to my wife!

7). Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

8) It's Tanabata, single friends, hurry to the supermarket and quietly put a note in each box of chocolates: Let's break up! Tanabata is coming. If you want to show love, don't show love. After all, with so many people without company, it's not good for you to show your love and meet someone who bumps into your face.

9). If anyone shows love in front of me on Tanabata, I will take a screenshot. When I got married, the object was not you now, so I printed out the photos and put them in a red envelope.

10). Not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can stand dryness, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

1 1). Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. Without you, I am empty!

12). Now when I wake up every day, I can see your sunny smile on my mobile phone. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep. ......

13). Honey, I bought a ticket! The starting point is this life and the end point is the afterlife. Please obey the eternal rules when you get on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle I hope we can love each other forever! Never separate-inseparable

14). If you receive this message, it means that you like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine.

15). If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and look forward to your pity; If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

16). Your hesitation period has passed. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

17). I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it.

18). I met you among thousands of people and in thousands of years. I caught up with you without a step earlier or a step later, but I gently asked you, "hello ~!" Pig head! Can you be my girlfriend? "

19). Tanabata is going to play for a day, and one pair after another will be eliminated. The more the better!

20). When the sisters saw the couple, they went up and slapped the man and said, Spit people, don't you dare fuck a woman behind my back. It would be better if a male student is willing to go up and slap in the face. )

2 1). In fact, the days of Tanabata can be very short. When the hand is pulled loose, the lover is gone. Howl ~? If you can't let go, you'll become a wife, huh?

22). Please prepare a one-inch color photo, a copy of your ID card, a copy of your education and your resume, and send it to the National Space Administration. According to reliable sources, in order to celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day, you should invite Chang 'e! (Bring your own rabbit)

23). Please prepare a one-inch color photo, a copy of your ID card, a copy of your education and your resume, and send it to the National Space Administration. According to reliable sources, Marshal Tian Peng (with his own rake) should be recruited to celebrate Qixi.

24). Valentine's Day Raiders for single men and women: ① Call to book a hotel big bed room; 2 slapping someone else's boyfriend in the street and crying; ③ Go to the cinema and buy all the odd seats; 4 holding the child to recognize the father; Selling flowers in the street, when you meet a couple, say, buy a bunch of flowers for your mother! 6 I don't check out when I eat. When I leave, I point to someone else's boyfriend and say: My ex-husband bought it; ⑦ Impression of qq friends, the man wrote: ex-husband. The woman wrote: the mother of the child.