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What are the famous shrews or wonderful women in history?
When Fang was young, he fell ill and almost killed him. When he died, he gingerly advised his wife to remarry:
"I am sick, I am still young, I can't be widowed, and it is good for future generations." However, Mrs Fang from Lushi is a very strong and strange girl. Without saying anything, she grabbed the scissors and gouged out one eye to reveal her heart, which made Fang break out in a cold sweat and recovered in a few days.
But since then, there has been a root: henpecked.
On one occasion, Li Shimin invited several old buddies to dinner, and Wei Chijingde, who talked more and more after drinking, didn't stop for a while, revealing the privacy that my old house had a fierce wife and even dared not take a concubine.
Open the prime minister, the husband has a weak outline, which is good!
Drunk Li Shimin quickly raised his glass to hide his long-suppressed smile, and issued an imperial edict to reward two beautiful women in the old house and let him take them back to treat his wife.
I don't know if I was drunk or scared. The old house with shaking legs walked several times in the street and crustily skin of head brought the royal beauty into the house. As soon as Mrs. Fang, who had been waiting at home all night, saw this battle, she immediately threw down honey water, swung a feather duster and knocked the two little girls out of the door.
Li Shimin, who was rejected, also felt a headache. On a whim, he found that the old couple would be punished. He pointed to an altar of Shanxi mature vinegar and two beautiful women pulled from his hometown, and the other wife said:
An altar of poisoned wine, two beautiful women, choose one, you decide! Old house frighten immediately can't afford to kneel, a snot a tear surface determination:
I don't like concubinage, your majesty. Take it back quickly! Unfortunately, Li Shimin ignored him and still stared at his daughter-in-law.
Mrs. Fang, who didn't rub the sand in her eyes, did not hesitate to pick up the vinegar jar and drink it backwards, which absolutely stunned all the audience.
Embarrassed Li Shimin had to find the donkey under the slope:
Come on, you are so jealous, this jealous man will reward you! Since then, Mrs. Fang has become the first "jealous woman" in history.
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