Interesting and funny copywriting

1. If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, remember to come to me. I know several human traffickers.

2. It’s okay to take selfies, but not too much. Otherwise, when others see you in person, they will not only think you are ugly, but they will also think you are hypocritical!

3. Let me tell you how to dress well. First of all, you have to look good. Secondly, you have to have a good figure. The most important thing is that you have to look good and have a good figure. !

4. I feel sleepy all day long, live a difficult life, have an unsociable personality, and look very ordinary. Could it be that I am talking about people in need like me.

5. If you don’t become a householder, you don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are. If you don’t take pictures, you don’t know how fat you are!

6. What should I do if my girlfriend is angry and unreasonable? Take a cup and throw it to the ground to see if it can calm her down. If it does, it's over. If you can't control yourself, just kneel down on the glass shards and you're done.

7. If you quarrel with your boyfriend, don’t rush to find out the reason for the quarrel, but find out why he suddenly became bolder.

8. As the saying goes, people are iron, food is steel, and beds are magnets.

9. It was my mother-in-law’s birthday two days ago. I asked my wife if I wanted to buy an expensive gift. My wife said, “No need to buy something too expensive. She is old, just buy something practical.” So, I bought an urn.

10. Please cherish the people who treat you well, otherwise if you miss this one, you don’t know when you will meet another blind person again.

11. A man and his girlfriend were walking on the street. Her girlfriend said: "I'm not wearing a coat, it's so cold!" He took off his coat and said: "It's really a bit cold!" Then he said Put on the coat.

12. My mother gave birth to two daughters. I am average in appearance, but my sister is as beautiful as a flower. I asked my mother: Why is it so unfair? My mother replied: The first batch of goods, I don’t have much experience, and the quality is somewhat inferior.

13. You will feel lonely when eating alone, but not when eating snacks alone. I really can’t refute it!

Fourteen. Female: "Actually, there are many times when I feel sad inside, but I keep holding back from crying. Do you know why?" Male: "You're afraid that you'll be ruined by crying. "It's scary."

15. Be nice to your wife, because one day, when you are lying in the hospital bed, it is not necessarily the doctor, or your gay buddies, who controls your destiny. It's not those mistresses, but your wife. Only she has the right to sign one of "continue rescue" or "give up treatment".

16. I read a lot on the Internet about the disadvantages of staying up late. The biggest change for me is that I changed from staying up late happily to staying up late with fear.

Seventeen. My hands and feet have always been cold recently. The Internet said it was caused by kidney deficiency. I continued to exercise, drank wolfberry, and made tea for a while, but it still didn't work, so I gritted my teeth and paid the heating bill, and the disease was cured.

Eighteen. I just saw a handsome guy, riding a big motorcycle, making a roar, with long hair and big sunglasses, walking through the streets at eight o'clock in the evening. That's so fast, so cool! It was just a little ugly when I carried it into the ambulance...

19. It would be great if money could buy love. Then I would give up completely!

Twenty. I found a thief in my house in the middle of the night. I stayed in bed and dared not move. I also looked forward to him finding some money in my house.

Twenty-one. Graduation season is here again, and there are seniors selling books at the entrance of the cafeteria. The slogan reads: "One yuan a book, buy books and give them to seniors!" He decisively went up to watch, and the freshman pretended to pick them. A book, pointing to the slogan and saying: "Where is the senior sister you sent me?" The girl answered boldly: "We will take the train the day after tomorrow, remember to see us off."

Twenty-two. I I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me on a bicycle. My bicycle got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt that I couldn’t pedal, so she stood up and pedaled.

23. Although you have never had an easy trip, at least you still have a body shape that can make you fat!

Twenty-four. Today, a child spit on me while walking on the street. Instead of scolding him, I touched his head and said: How sensible! I gave him 5 yuan and told him to do the same to others.

When I came back from walking around, I saw that his face was swollen.