Funny slogan fence

Fence, Fence: Don't make me up, I like my face upside down!

Don't dirty me, I just washed my face!

Don't kick around, be careful there are explosives in it!

Grass, flower and tree: don't step on me, I'm afraid it hurts!

When I grow up, I will shelter you from the wind and rain!

Love me is to love the taste of nature!

(non-cottage version)