How to write humorous bookstore clearance slogan

1, a day without books, Pepsi is barren;

2, reading thousands of volumes, writing like a god;

3. Books are still good medicine, and good reading can cure fools;

4, black hair does not know how to study hard early, and Bai Shoufang regrets studying late;

5. Books are the ladder of human progress;

7. Reading a good book means talking with many noble people.