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"As long as you have four friends to carry your coffin after you die, that's enough." Please provide the original text and source of this sentence?

As long as you have four friends to carry the coffin for you after you die - 2004 Classic Quotes Collection (5) 04-12-17 16:52 Published in: "Southern Qi Fengyun" Category: Uncategorized

We will kick your ass!

- Police cars in the United States often have slogans such as "People's Nanny" or "Serving the People" on the side of the car. However, in a California town recently, this slogan on a police patrol car caused public protests.

Why is your wife so jealous of your new female secretary? Because she used to be my female secretary.

——From a French humor website.

These women have done their part, now it is the men's turn to rise up.

- Although they did not travel with the team, they decided to take turns publishing their nude photos on the full page of the newspaper every day to inspire the Russian team competing in the European Cup to win after defeat. The photographer who took pictures of them was filled with emotion.

We guarantee you that you will find the other half of your life while studying at our school. Maybe not on the first day of school, but you will definitely find him or her.

——The admissions advertisement of Trondheim University in Norway says.

In Spain it is easier to change spouses, political parties or beliefs than football clubs.

——Perez, President of Spanish Real Madrid Club, said about the loyalty of fans.

Britney’s speed is indeed proof that the greenhouse effect is really at work.

- said a cultural critic. Britney, who has always appeared as a new generation of beauties, started to play sexy in 2003. In the photos published in Rolling Stone magazine, she wore less clothes in each issue.

There are two or three in the world The secret is what people don't know, the secret recipe of Coca-Cola, the Queen's wealth, and Ronaldo's weight.

——The French "L'Equipe" said Ronaldo is getting fatter

As long as you have four friends to carry your coffin after you die, it is enough.

-- Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson says he doesn't mind making too many enemies.

You may appear anywhere, but it seems that you are nowhere to be seen.

——"Flying Man" Jordan, who flew a private plane for a three-day business trip to China, was more like a UFO. To the Chinese fans who were eagerly anticipating him, his cancellation of public appearances was like Not yet in China.

The wind is also rustling, the rain is also rustling,

The wind and rain are rustling again today;

Love is also in a hurry, hate is also in a hurry,

Love When did you hate the rush?

I only know how to walk through wind and rain,

But I don’t know that if I take a step back, the sea will be brighter and the sky will be higher;

I often think about that smile in my dream,

< p> The yellow beam wakes up, but the soul is gone;

Singing alone and returning from the past, smiling in bitterness,

Sighing as the falling flowers in the flowing water spring has not yet dawned...

The rhyme of the song Love the wind,

Chant a song to hate the rain,

But it is hard to throw away love for the wind and hate the rain...

That's it, that's it...

_______________________ the setting sun

Southern Qi Fengyun---my home