We are going to schedule a sitcom, and we need to insert some classic funny slogans into it. Can anyone give me a script?

1.___, I feel haggard for Yixiao

Classmate’s answer: You will never regret it if you take off your clothes and belts

(The correct interpretation is “As the clothes and belts get wider, you will never regret it”) Regret", I admit that this is a problem with my thinking)

2. Asked him where he could get such clarity, ____

The student replied: There is a clear spring in my heart

(The correct interpretation is "Only living water can come from the source", but we are still a little bit stuck with water~~~)

3. Why should *** cut the west window candle, ____

Classmate’s answer: The couple sat together until dawn

(The Chinese teacher fainted with laughter while grading the papers. Later, when she mentioned this in class, she fainted again! The correct interpretation is “But when it rains at night in Bashan”)

< p>4. An earthworm shakes a big tree, ____

Classmate’s answer: Not moving at all

(The correct answer is “ridiculous and unreasonable”. Not moving at all, impressive, very consistent Fact)

5. The beauty of a gentleman as an adult, ____

Classmate’s answer: A villain steals someone’s love

(stunned to death)

6. If you are poor, you will be alone, ____

Student answer: If you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines

(Correct answer: If you are rich, you will benefit the world)

7.___, Who in the world doesn’t know you?

Classmate’s answer: Only one who looks like Saddam

(Khan|||....)

8. The three beauties in the harem Thousands of people, ____

Classmate’s answer: An iron rod can also be ground into a needle~~~ (I guess it’s not as simple as grinding it into a needle)

(The correct answer is “Three thousand favors are in the heart” "One body")

9. Without a colorful phoenix with two flying wings, ___

A student answered: A plucked phoenix is ??not as good as a chicken

Another student answered: A husband and wife are both together Return the home

(The correct interpretation is "the heart has a clear understanding")

10. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, ___

Classmate's answer: fight at the end of the bed and close at the end of the bed

Another student answered: Marry the right man if you get into the wrong sedan chair

11.__, a wife who is a wretched man will not go to court

A classmate answered: a husband who is married to a hairy man will not marry her. Go to bed

(The Chinese teacher is furious!)

12. I wish you a long life, ____

Classmate’s answer: A heart that will last forever

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it is quite classic. The correct interpretation is "Qianli ***Chanjuan")

13. Egrets fly in front of Xisai Mountain, ___

Student answer: Dongcun River Climbing a turtle

(Yes, very neat)

14. I advise God to cheer up, ____

Classmate replied: God roared at me three times< /p>

(The correct interpretation is "reducing talents in any way", Gong Zizhen)

15. I am born with talents that will be useful, ____

Classmate's answer: Show your magical powers at critical moments< /p>

Another student answered: The son of a mouse can dig holes

(The Chinese teachers in the entire office laughed wildly without any image)

16. If there is love in heaven, so will heaven. Old, ___

Classmate’s answer: If you are not romantic, you will waste your youth!

(The correct interpretation is "If the moon has no hatred, the moon will be full" Li He's "The Golden Bronze Immortal's Ci Han Song") (Another sentence is "The right path in the world is the vicissitudes of life")

17. Relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, ____

Classmate replied: Please don’t tell him

(The correct interpretation is "A heart of ice is in a jade pot")

18. End of term A couplet came out of the exam, the first couplet is a hero's sword that is not old

The junior high school student's second couplet is: My mother's charm is special

19. Good medicine is bitter but good for the disease, ___

< p>Classmate’s answer: You would be a fool if you don’t eat

Since ancient times, no one has ever died, ___

Classmate’s answer: It’s just that people die in order

(Ending: After the parent-teacher meeting, he was left by the teacher to lecture the bird...)

20. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, ___

Classmate answered: Li Bai slept soundly