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to keep employees' hearts, keep employees' footsteps first! -[Skinny Shoes] What Mi Shang Qing! -[Taiwan Beer] Almost dry! -[Kirin Beer] naturally cools down to the end-[Nestle Lemon Tea] Pinke takes a bite. Never leave your hand-[Pinke Potato Chips] Technology always comes from human nature --[ NOKIA] Small consideration. Great comfort-[Salonbas] McDonald's is all for you-[McDonald's] between coming and going, You always control the time-[Rolex] Mr. Dad, family and career all need my protection-[Toyota Camry] Trustme, you can make it! ! -[Maidengfeng] House, be sure to live comfortably! -[Meizhu Mountain Villa] Famous paintings can last forever, and famous wines will soon be extinct-[Yiyuan Wine House] The emperor's joy is full of honor --[ KINGDOM Speaker] The history of time-[Navigation Watch ULYSSE NARDIN] Others look at history, and we look at the future-[Today's Weekly] Diamonds last forever, and one remains forever-[de Beers] let. S make things better --[ PHILIPS] building immortal building-[Can pull strong steel plate] The poor are rich because of books, and the rich are expensive because of books-[Wing Han International Bookstore] The computer inside.-[Intel processor] Success needs friends, Taiwan Securities sincerely makes friends with you-[Taiwan Securities] keeps a good family and takes care of the whole family-[keeps a good meatball with a conscience]-[Yimeigong Pill] In fact, people who take medicine fully believe in pharmaceutical people-[Yongxin Medicine] drives straight into the carefree taste --[ SAPPORO Beer] bed talk, Sweet dreams-[National Hotel] mission will be achieved-[FedEx] The bank that everyone feels at ease-[Daan Bank] only dissolves your mouth, but not your hand --[ mm chocolate] 1. Electronic chicken: An electronic chicken keeps you excited! 2. TV: You don't have a TV at home, so you can't keep up with current events. 3. Jumping off a building auction: where to buy a dollar thing, you will jump off a building auction. 4. The vacuum cleaner turns on the vacuum cleaner and can't see the dust. It only takes a few minutes for MRT to reach its destination. 6. Give the problem of the beard to the razor, it must be right. 7. Robots Who says there is only one kind of human beings? 8. The earth defends the earth and does not throw garbage! 9. Glasses with two pieces of small glass, myopia and farsightedness are not troublesome. 1. Map Take a map and see all over the world. 11. Doctor of personal computer omnipotence, please find a personal computer. 12. Earthquake. Terrible earthquake. All the houses fell down! 13. A book contains valuable treasures. What is its answer? 14. Dictionary Who says there is no teacher who can't speak? 15. You can travel around the world as long as you get on the plane! A billboard hung in a beauty salon: "Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. The advertisement for enrollment of a French class says: "If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of your tuition, but you must say it in French. ● The advertisement of a cosmetics company in Hong Kong is: "Get rid of the spots as early as possible, and don't leave the acne. ● An American newspaper advertised: "Looking like a young girl, thinking like an adult man, acting like a mature lady and working like a donkey! ● Eye drops advertisement: "After dropping this eye drop, turn your eyes a few times to make the eye drops spread all over the world. ● On the wall of a barber shop, there is such an advertisement: "Don't think that you have lost your hair, it should be regarded as that you have won face. ● The English country barber shop set up a wooden sign at the bridge, which read: "Gentlemen, I want your heads. The cowhide is blown, please find Dr. Pi. ---------------advertising words of a leather polishing shop. In fact, the fame of Fairy is blown out. -"Tianxian brand electric fan advertising words" let your money produce more money. -"United Trust and Investment Company" does not participate in fire insurance? -You may lose everything in the fire and lose your livelihood-< Fire Insurance Company > Our precious blood, why do we need bedbugs to wrap our bellies? -"Insecticide Advertisement" Woman, what do you pursue? -"Advertising for Women's Cosmetics" In the end, there will be a road. Where there is a road, there will be a Toyota. -"Nissan car advertisement" Friend, the music is in your pocket. -"Jinjiao brand radio advertisement" is hard to say, and it is washed away. -"Jieeryin Washing Liquid Advertisement" Send money, and we will cure your mole sore. You keep the money, and you also keep your mole sore. -----------American advertisement for acne, please choose between smoking and health. -"French Quit Smoking Advertisement" The trip to Wan Li began with a single step. -"Nanjing Leather Shoes Factory Advertisement" is a fire in winter. -"advertisement for warmer" Plants need nutrition, and your skin is no exception. -"Beauty Cream Advertisement" pulls out "fresh" directly. -"An advertisement for a refrigerator" is penniless. -"Shanghai Liang Xinji Toothbrush Advertisement" As long as you dare to come, it's no big deal. -"Beauty Salon Breast Augmentation Advertisement" Dresses up the flowers of the motherland more beautifully. -"Children's Clothing Advertisement" is the family doctor of China people. --------"Zhou Lin's Popular Instrument" Didi Care injects your vitality. -"Mailuoning Injection" CLAMP Creative Advertising Words A Xing, covered in blood, quietly lay in the arms of Zanliu, and looked up with a smile. "Zanliu Jun, actually, I ... you ..." At this time, I only heard Zanliu say "Atiu!" A Xing's last words became a swan song ... At this time, I saw Zanliu look up and smile. "How can you catch a cold at a critical moment?" -Neptune Yin Defai! At the banquet of Indra Day, Pagoda of Jialing sang the last song before his death, while King Karullo was in pain in the crowd. After a long time-he didn't hear the sound, King Karullo looked up in confusion, only to see Wei Wang, the accompaniment, smiling and holding up a box in his hand: "No sound, even the best play can't come out!" -Di 'ao brand Yinhuang buccal tablets! Light, sea and wind met on the Tokyo Tower, and then they were summoned to Sifilo and met their mentor gulev. Unfortunately, "What are you talking about? I don't understand! ! !” Cried the sea. "It's so noisy!" Ear came the shouts of gulev, "eh? Do you understand? What's the matter? " As soon as the sea turned around, I saw the wind holding something and smiling at myself: "It's easier to learn a foreign language with a step-by-step repeater!" " On Whiteday, Touya came to Mountain hare's house and found Mountain hare fainted to the ground. "Snow!" Touya rushed over to help Mountain hare, and Mountain hare opened his eyes to see that it was Touya, and then he fell on him. "I'm sorry, it's really sleepy ..." "Snow ..." Touya hugged him with a face of worry, and suddenly flew out like thinking of something. Before long, he flew back, helped Mountain hare, grabbed a can of things and fed him to drink it-in an instant, I saw Mountain hare standing up and holding that. Sleepy, tired, but also drink red bull! "