Coax your girlfriend to warm her heart. A short bedtime story "Female Thief"

There is a female thief in Chang 'an who steals everything. She stole everything from royal pearls to delicious food. After stealing, you need to tie a dart to show "a tour here"

Female thieves seem to grow out of thin air, which is a headache for the government. I checked her details and found nothing. She also stole the population book and tied a dart. The darts were pressed down one by one, and the word "pear falling" was written on them.

The Governor suddenly realized that as soon as he patted his thigh, he began to search for a woman named Pear Fall.

Pear falling is not a positive effect of robbing the rich and helping the poor. It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor as long as it is what she wants. If you set your eye on it, you will steal it. Pear fall once stole sister-in-law Li's chicken, and when sister-in-law Li came back, there was only a chicken feather left.

Sister-in-law Li sued the yamen and made a floor at the entrance of the yamen. If the governor doesn't solve this problem, she will live here. There was no choice but to buy a chicken out of his own pocket and gnash his teeth and say, "Pear. Fall. "

The governor is a good governor, but the female thief is not a normal female thief. The female thief posted a portrait of the governor in the downtown area, and each portrait painted a heart with a brush.

After stealing, pears sometimes wait for the governor to search with a group of arresting officers, and then slip away in full view, without hurting people or smashing houses. This is provocation.

The governor had a portrait of a pear fall painted, and a reward order was posted everywhere to catch the pear fall in the sea. The next day, the plaque of yamen was stolen, which should be the location of the plaque, and a dart was pierced.

When the governor came home, he saw pear falling with a reward in his hand, sitting on the coffee table with his legs crossed and eating apples. Anger came from this. I was about to call the guard when the pear fell down first and said, "Why did you arrest me?"

"You don't know?"

"I didn't do those things, so I stole a chicken occasionally. I can't tell it's me. How can I be innocent? "

The governor was too angry to make a move, so he asked, "I ask you, did you steal the plaque?"

"yes."

"What should I do?"

"Who told you to arrest me?"

"……"

"You can't catch it."

"……"

"Okay, okay, the plaque is under your bed."

"……"

"When you want to catch people, see clearly. There is a letter on my dart, which is made of black iron, shiny and quite delicate. " After the pear fell, he took out a dart and put it on the table. "It's yours."

The governor came forward to get the dart, and the pear fell out of the window like a gust of wind and escaped again.

The governor dug up a plaque under the bed. Some gold, silver and jewels were displayed next to the plaque, as well as books for pear inspection.

The yamen received several more thefts, all caused by pears. The darts handed in have no words, and the honest governor decided that they were not pears. The catcher saw a pile of torn portraits of love in the corner and lost in thought.

When the governor goes home, he is most afraid of turning over the bed. As soon as he turns the bedplate, he can see something new. He once doubted whether the dog at home was a fake dog.

A great event happened in the town-the governor was stolen and a dart with a letter on it was inserted in his bed.

In a small forest, a pear fell, and the sack was untied, which contained the governor who blocked his mouth. The pear drop took the governor to the tallest tree in the forest and sat on the branch, so the governor dared not move at will.

On 15 this month, there is a full moon in the sky.

"The dowry is enough."

"The dowry is enough, then I will marry."