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How to phrase parking at the gate of the unit?

You can refer to the parking warning.

No parking sign and warning: 1. No parking, offenders will be towed away. Parking here without permission will be towed away. I'm glad that you drive, but I'm more glad that I don't block the gate. 4, parking at will, and you have to pay a huge storage fee to get it back. It is used 24 hours here, and parking is forbidden. 6, harmonious society, don't block the door. No parking. Thank you for your cooperation. Please keep your car away from this minefield.