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Character: Xiao Wang (male), Minister

Xiao Wang: (Walking on the stage by modeling, (with the music of the fashion show) is extremely natural and unrestrained.) Hello comrades, comrades have worked hard. I am the one who is famous for his talent, beauty, virtue and art, and outstanding character ...

The minister waved to the audience frequently, "Hello comrades!

Everyone ran around: Hello minister

Minister: Comrades had a hard time on May Day

Everyone: not tired

Minister: May Day is coming, and our work in the International Liaison Department needs by going up one flight of stairs.

Everyone: serving the people

There is a glorious and great task next.

Woman 2: What is particularly worth mentioning is their exclusive Dolly series of clothes, which are well-made, scratch-resistant and wear-resistant, and also look good.

Man 1: Only by wearing this kind of clothes can you know that it doesn't matter if a man is not handsome, but he should dress with personality.

Male 2: Only by wearing this kind of costume can we know that men are not afraid of being handsome, but they are afraid that no one will look at them.

Minister: Well, now, to get down to business, orders have come down. In order to cooperate with the campus culture and art festival, our Social Service Association is going to hold a live fashion show around the school recently. We need to find businesses that are interested in cooperation and provide free clothing for our MODEL. Our goal now is Dolly Clothing Store. The success of this activity depends on our outreach campaign. However, I heard that this clothing store never cooperates with students, and the task is quite arduous. I hope someone can volunteer and shoulder the heavy responsibility. If anyone thinks they are capable of taking charge of this campaign, please step forward.

Let's all take a step back except Xiao Wang.

Minister: Xiao Wang, I really didn't read you wrong ...

Xiao Wang: (Interrupting) Minister, you made a mistake. I didn't move forward. Minister, I really can't.

Minister: Xiao Wang, don't be modest. I know you must be very happy to accept this great exercise now ...

Xiao Wang: (Interrupting) But recently, Minister, I have a lot to do, and we are about to have an exam. Besides, I have started to retake my advanced mathematics. Besides, I have never sponsored Latin America and have no experience at all.

Minister: (holding Xiao Wang) Xiao Wang, don't say that you won't help me this time. This is a dead order from the top. You have to go if you want to go. I have got the phone number of the girl in the international trade class that you asked me for last time. Whether you can get it depends on your performance.

Xiao Wang: Minister, you can't be so mean to me. We have a pure relationship. Don't tempt me with this, it's useless to me.

Minister: As long as you are willing to help me, I'll ask him out to dinner for you.

Xiao Wang: You said it, man. You keep your word.

minister: whoever breaks his word will go to the toilet

together: once gone, there is no return.

Minister (to everyone), just now, Xiao Wang has expressed his determination to me, and he is willing to undertake this arduous and great task alone. Let's applaud his spirit of being the first in everything. (Applause) Xiao Wang, do you have anything to say before you leave?

Xiao Wang: (tragic music) As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell.

freeze. Thunder, voice-over: I still can't resist the temptation. At 7: pm on May 8, 24, I made a wrong promise with the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time. The mistake began.

Act II (a counter, a man in a suit is wandering around the counter, and a sign says Dolly's Clothing Store)

Xiao Wang looks inside the store, walks back, looks back again, and walks back again.

Xiao Wang: I'm talking to myself. What should I say when I go in later? Hello, manager. I'm Wang Xiaowu, the chief director of the Social Union Department of Wuhan University of Science and Technology. The main purpose of my coming here is to talk about our cooperation.

(imitating the manager) That's right. Welcome. What's the specific cooperation content?

oh, well, we are going to hold a fashion show recently, and we need to borrow your clothes.

Oh, that's no problem. Look at your handsome boy. Today, I'll pay attention to your clothes. Just let me know if you need anything in the future.

that's very kind of you. thank you very much. yeah! It's that simple.

(Solo Jr. took two steps inside, and then stepped back.) That's how much I jumped in my heart. No, breathe in and out, breathe in again, OK, drink some water pressure to calm my nerves, take out a bottle of mineral water, shake my hands and shake the water out.

Xiao Wang: Well, everything is ready. God bless me, cross me, rush into the shop and walk up to the man in the suit. Very quickly: Hello, manager, I'm Wang Xiaowu, the chief director of the School Community Department of Wuhan University of Science and Technology. The main purpose of my coming here is to talk about our cooperation.

that's right. welcome. what's the specific content of cooperation? Oh, well, we are going to hold a fashion show recently, and we need to borrow your clothes. Oh, that's no problem. Look at your handsome boy. Today, I will pay attention to your clothes. Just borrow them and return them. Just let me know if you need anything in the future. It's very kind of you. Thank you very much. Get it done.

Xiao Wang is going out. By the way, he seems to have forgotten what else to do. Looking back, I saw the man in the suit standing there with a blank face.

Xiao Wang hurried forward: Oh, I'm sorry, it's my first time. I'm so excited.

Man: Oh, it doesn't matter. Come on, have a cup of tea first.

(Xiao Wang's hand holding the teacup kept shaking, shaking the water out. )

Xiao Wang puts the glass on the table, inhaling, exhaling and inhaling

Man: What is this?

Xiao Wang: a family-run internal psychological method to relax.

Man: Oh

Xiao Wang: Well, OK, here's the thing. I am Wang Xiaowu, the first director of the External Relations Department of Wu University of Science and Technology, who is both talented and beautiful, with both morality and art, and has outstanding character, and is famous for serving people with morality. In order to cooperate with the campus culture and art festival, our social association is going to hold a live fashion show around the school recently. We need to find businesses that are interested in cooperation and provide free clothing for our MODEL.

Man: Oh, I see. I'm really sorry. I really can't help you.

Xiao Wang: No, I'm not specific enough.

Man: No, Xiao Wang: Are you not interested in our activities?

man: very interested.

Xiao Wang: What's the reason?

Man: Actually, I'm ...

Attendant: Your clothes, sir.

man: well, this is the number. here's the money.

Attendant: Welcome to come again.

Xiao Wang: So you're not ...

Man: Yes, I'm just a customer, so I can't help you. I wish you success. (End)

Xiao Wang: I'm KAO.

attendant: do you need any clothes, sir?

Xiao Wang: Sorry, I'm not here to buy clothes. Excuse me, miss, is your manager there?

Attendant: Sorry, our manager is out on business.

Xiao Wang: That doesn't matter. I can wait.

Attendant: You'd better come back later. We are doing business now, and the manager will be back at about five o'clock.

Xiao Wang: ok.

(The light is dark and bright, indicating the passage of time)

Xiao Wang: Look at the watch, it's 5: 3, and the manager should be back. Enter the clothing store door.

Xiao Wang: Excuse me, has the manager come back?

attendant: just a moment, I'll call the manager out now.

the manager goes on stage. (shaking hands) Please take a seat.

manager: what can I do for you?

Xiao Wang: Well, I am Wang Xiaowu, the first director of the Outreach Department of Wuhan University of Science and Technology, who is both talented and attractive, and has outstanding moral character. In order to cooperate with the campus culture and art festival, our social association is going to hold a live fashion show around the school recently. We need to find businesses that are interested in cooperation and provide free clothing for our MODEL.

manager: I'm sorry to interrupt, but here's the thing. Our Dolly clothing store is just a branch, and its headquarters is still in Beijing. The company clearly stipulates that clothes are not allowed to be lent out.

Xiao Wang: (stunned) Actually, manager, I think the regulations are dead and people are alive, just like our school stipulates that we should observe discipline in exams, but no matter how bad the situation is, there are always students who can break through the blockade ...

Manager: Excuse me, but classmates, the company and the school are completely different things. If I violate the regulations of the company, my salary may be reduced, and the key point will be demoted.

Xiao Wang: Manager, you can call me Xiao Wang. Judging from the manager's accent, you seem to be from Henan. (Henan dialect) is a native of Henan

Manager: (Henan dialect) Where are you from in Henan?

Xiao Wang: I'm from Xiangwan.

Manager: Xiangwan, I know that place, and I'm a newcomer.

Xiao Wang: What a coincidence! We are only separated by a village.

manager: yes, yes, do you remember the locust tree at the entrance to the village?

Xiao Wang: Yes, yes, the day I left, it was five stories high. Is that tree still there?

manager: yes, yes, I remember the dog named Wang Cai.

Xiao Wang: alas, I remember that dog was so beautiful.

The waiter comes forward: Hold up a sign that says, "On public occasions, mind your language"

Xiao Wang: (Mandarin) Meet a fellow villager in a foreign country.

manager: his eyes are shining with gold.

Manager Xiao Wang: Yeah

Xiao Wang: Now let's talk about cooperation.

manager: Xiao Wang, it's not that I don't want to help. The company's system can't be broken casually. I can't afford this responsibility.

Xiao Wang: Actually, I understand your difficulty. As the saying goes, everyone has a hard experience. In fact, I learned a craft besides reading and writing at school.

Manager: Oh, what is it?

Xiao Wang: I can also read the constellations.

Manager: Interesting. Please take a look at it for me.

Xiao Wang: I think the manager must be a Taurus. Taurus people are generally burly and strong. (seeing the manager not talking) or Aries. Aries men are especially sincere about love, and they are quite caring and considerate. (Seeing that the manager doesn't talk), if it weren't for Leo, Leo men are particularly enterprising and tenacious, and they will never give up until they reach their goals, and they are generally quite handsome. Haha, I am a Leo. (seeing the manager not talking)

Manager: Actually, I don't know which seat I am in.

Xiao Wang: I see, but it doesn't matter. In fact, it doesn't matter which seat it is. I believe that everything depends on human effort. If you are willing to pay and work hard, you will succeed.

manager: yes, yes, that year, I went out to work before I graduated from high school, and I almost starved to death in the street. Fortunately, a restaurant owner took me in.

Xiao Wang: It turns out that the manager also worked in a restaurant. I washed dishes in a small restaurant during the summer vacation, but only for one day.

manager: oh, are you tired?

Xiao Wang: No, I dropped five plates on the first day of work. I was afraid the boss would fine me, so I ran away first.

two people laugh.

Xiao Wang: Actually, I think it's important to be smart and honest in business.

Manager: What

Xiao Wang: Bold. I majored in economics. As far as the market is concerned, the changes are unpredictable, and all industries are fiercely competitive. I can only shut myself down if I stop blindly, while real entrepreneurs are good at making bold innovations according to the current situation. A few years ago, there was a sock factory in a certain place, and the business was very bad. Later, an employee suggested that all socks of all sizes should be priced uniformly. In this way, customers' shopping psychology can be used to expand the market. However, if we reform, This factory has also achieved considerable economic benefits.

manager: well, that makes sense.

Xiao Wang: If we can put on the clothes provided by you, it will be a living advertisement for you, which can improve your product popularity. This is a rare opportunity. I hope you can seize this opportunity. If this activity is successful, I believe that the business of your store will be getting better and better. Although it is against the company's regulations to lend clothes, how can the company punish an employee with good performance?

Xiao Wang: ok. Write down the mobile phone number

The manager sent Xiao Wang out: I hope there will be more such cooperation opportunities in the future.

Xiao Wang: Thank you, Manager. We will continue our cooperation for a long time.

Xiao Wang (out of the door) yeah.

Act III:

Xiao Wang: (to the audience) After my persistent pursuit, I finally got the sponsorship. It's really not easy to get the sponsorship this time. Everyone must want to see the real-life fashion show of our foreign relations department. COME ON! Snap your fingers and the music will ring.

the fashion show begins. …………