Ask for some classic quotations from 2006.

& ltbr & gt 1, the line at the foot of my bed is so bright, can it be frosted already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo. (Quoted from Degang Guo)

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& ltbr & gt2. The person in charge of the criminal detention called, "Put down the stinky tofu! Release the hostages! Raise your hand and surrender! This is your only chance. ...

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& ltbr & gt3.1On June 6th, 644, Manchu people invaded Beijing and made outstanding contributions to China TV series. A Shanghai poet commented on the current flood of Qing opera. )

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& ltbr & gt4. I am beautiful and single. Men can't be uninterested in me! I dare to wear what others dare not wear, say what others dare not say, and do what others dare not do! I am like a peach, and Wong Kar-wai is a juicer. (Quoted from Zhang Ziyi)

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& ltbr & gt5. Ask your wife if you don't make a decision in internal affairs, and ask Google if you don't make a decision in foreign affairs! (user quotations. Why not ask Baidu? I asked Baidu first, and then Google. )

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& ltbr & gt6. China Mobile immediately responded to an activity recently launched by China Unicom with Grandpa Jay Chou as the image spokesperson, called "Only grandchildren can play the M-Zone". They claim that they have signed a contract with Yao Ming's father, and will soon launch a large-scale publicity campaign with the slogan "The son is in the new time and space, and the father is connected with the world".

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& ltbr & gt Then, China Unicom hired an 82-year-old newly-married professor, Yang Zhenning, as its new image spokesperson with the slogan: "I'm OK!" In order to fight back, China Mobile immediately invited Yang Zhenning's wife, Weng Fan, as a new image spokesperson, and made a slogan: "You can't, I can call you yes! ~ ~ ~ "(Jianghu rumor)

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& ltbr & gt7. The iron fences on a university campus are all sharp, and the warning signs on them are like this: If a boy accidentally overturns, he will become a girl … If a girl accidentally overturns, she will become a girl …

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& ltbr & gt8. Women should not read too much, because in men's minds, junior college students are little dragon girls, undergraduates are Huang Rong, graduate students are Zhao Min, doctoral students are Li Mochou, and postdoctoral students are extinct teachers. It is even more terrible to continue studying-it is the legendary "Dong Fangbubai"! ! !

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& ltbr & gt Men should not read too much, because in women's minds: college students are Wei Xiaobao, undergraduates are Duan Yu, graduate students are Ding Dian, doctoral students are Chen Jialuo, postdoctoral students are Ouyang Feng, and both master students and doctoral students are studying-he is the terrible "Yue Buqun"! ! !

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& ltbr & gt9. All three of us are studying for an MBA. (Shanghai launched a two-year MBA education program for children with a tuition fee of 20,000, and more than 700 children competed. A white-collar worker has the above proud words. )

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& ltbr & gt 10, the real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but to eat everywhere all your life.

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& ltbr & gt 1 1 "I feel very small in front of Chairman Mao's body, and it is my great honor to have the opportunity to visit the memorial hall." Tai Sen, the boxing champion, went to the Chairman Mao Memorial Hall to pay tribute to the remains of the great man whom he admired all his life. For many years, Tai Sen has not concealed his love for Chairman Mao. He once said, "Chairman Mao is a great man with strength." Tai Sen also stabbed Chairman Mao's head in his right arm. He once read through Mao Zedong's works. )

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& ltbr & gt 12, if you want to interview me, you must sleep with me first; As long as you can use it in bed, I will give you an interview. A male reporter from a media in Beijing got an answer when he asked Mu for proof. )

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& ltbr & gt 13, will you sleep with me? A mattress advertisement of a company. )

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& ltbr & gt 14. As the mayor, you should try your best to provide various services to the citizens, but sorry, this item is not included. (Andy Lau's ex-girlfriend Kexin Yu claims that Taipei Mayor Ma Ying Jiu is his ideal artificial insemination object, and Ma Ying Jiu responds. )

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& ltbr & gt 15. What happened to cross-strait cooperation and making money in the world? Lien Chan's speech at Peking University is the most eloquent speech. ) ...