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Couples' classic love declaration short sentences

1. If God lets me make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the afterlife, and the third is to be with you forever. If you leave, I will love you with tears; If your heart dies, I will love you all my life; If life disappears, I will love you in reincarnation; If the world disappears, I will love you in heaven.

Lovely you stole my love and my heart. I've decided to sue you in court. What should I sentence you to? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

3, happiness is: rainy days can hold up a small umbrella for you; Happiness is: holding your little hand and watching the sunset with you; Happiness is: you will always be happy!

I make a wish to God: May you be happy forever. God said no, only four days, I said spring, summer, autumn and winter; God was stunned: two days. I laughed: a dark day; Shenjing: One day! I laugh: every day of my life!

I want to build a small room in your heart. When I am happy, I will fight and cheer there, and when I am sad, I will hide and cry. There is a path in front of the house and a piece of bamboo is planted behind it. Do you still have land in your heart? Can you rent it?

I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

7. Your mobile phone is attached to your body; My message is attached to my mobile phone. I really want to break through this screen and let me hold you. I only love you!

8. When love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets; No matter how wonderful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you in the cycle of life and death!

9. Baiyun never promises its existence to the sky, and the scenery does not tell its eternity to the eyes. I don't have too many promises and sweet words, just because true love doesn't need too many words to express!

10, I look at you silently, just like an anemic star, I can't see your footprint when you come; The mood at the moment is like that coin, half storm and half flower; How I want to: exchange my life for your beauty.

1 1, if you are by my side, I will marry you; If there is an afterlife, I want you to marry me; If you walk past me, I won't miss you.

12, when the first ray of sunshine wakes up in the morning, I miss you; When the first little flower blooms in the sun, I am thinking of you; When the first breeze blows in the afternoon, I am thinking of you; When the first dream appeared at night, I was thinking of you!

13, I really want to be your mobile phone: I will always hold it in your hand, often hear your voice, and I can also take pictures of the beautiful scenery you see and keep me in my heart forever.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Stupid love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly. ...

15, I think you are not because I am lonely, but because I miss you only when I am lonely. If you find a reason to call you! I think you will be disappointed, because I have too many reasons. do you want to hear it ? Answer the phone later.

16, I love you, but I don't want anything, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But all this is willing, so silly!

17, with you, I will no longer be an eagle flying alone in the blue sky, but would rather stay in the tree in front of your door, watching you and guarding you.

19, I make a wish to God: May you be happy forever. God said no, only four days, I said spring, summer, autumn and winter; God was stunned: two days. I laughed: a dark day; Shenjing: One day! I laugh: every day of my life!

20. I want to build a small house in your heart. When I am happy, I will fight and cheer there, and when I am sad, I will hide and cry. There is a path in front of the house and a piece of bamboo is planted behind it. Do you still have land in your heart? Can you rent it?

2 1, I can't promise, I can't promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

22. Your mobile phone is attached to your body; My message is attached to my mobile phone. I really want to break through this screen and let me hold you. I only love you!

23. When love is not perfect, I would rather choose no regrets; No matter how wonderful the afterlife is, I don't want to lose my memory of you in this life. I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you in the cycle of life and death!

24. Baiyun never promises its existence to the sky, and the scenery does not tell its eternity to the eyes. I don't have too many promises and sweet words, just because true love doesn't need too many words to express!

25. I look at you silently, just like an anemic star. I can't see your footprints when you come; The mood at the moment is like that coin, half storm and half flower; How I want to: exchange my life for your beauty.

26. If you are by my side, I will marry you; If there is an afterlife, I want you to marry me; If you walk past me, I won't miss you.

27. When I woke up in the first ray of sunshine in the morning, I was thinking of you; When the first little flower blooms in the sun, I am thinking of you; When the first breeze blows in the afternoon, I am thinking of you; When the first dream appeared at night, I was thinking of you!

28. I really want to be your mobile phone: I will always hold it in your hand, I will often hear your voice, and I can also take pictures of the beautiful scenery you see and keep me in my heart forever.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Stupid love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly. ...

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you only when I am lonely. If you find a reason to call you! I think you will be disappointed, because I have too many reasons. do you want to hear it ? Answer the phone later.

3 1, I love you, but I don't want anything, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But all this is willing, so silly!

With you, I will no longer be an eagle soaring in the blue sky. I'd rather stop in the tree in front of your door, watch you and protect you.

33. The swan flew away and the birds didn't come back. They miss their past troubles. When the clouds open and the moon is bright, the water meets again in several places. When the sun sets, people lean on the bright moon, and single nobles follow.

If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the afterlife, and the third is to be with you forever. If you leave, I will love you with tears; If your heart dies, I will love you all my life; If life disappears, I will love you in reincarnation; If the world disappears, I will love you in heaven.

35, lovely you stole my love, stole my heart, I decided to sue you to the court, what should I sentence you? The judge searched all criminal records and cases, and finally the jury unanimously passed: I sentence you to be mine for life.

36, happiness is: rainy days can hold up a small umbrella for you; Happiness is: holding your little hand and watching the sunset with you; Happiness is: you will always be happy!

37. God said that everyone is a semicircle, and he has been looking for another semicircle all his life. I found it, and that's you. You will always be the treasure in my hands until my life.

38. Although I know that acacia in the distance is very bitter, I still choose acacia; Although I know that the meeting in my dream is very short, I still choose to dream; Although I know it hurts to wait for you, I still choose to wait forever …

39. Because there are stars, the night will not be dark; Because one day, the sea is blue; Because of dreams, life is full of expectations; My world is wonderful because of you!

40. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

4 1, when you see this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.

42. There is a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a flower. When your eyes fall on your mobile phone, my blessing will be collected by you. No matter whether you are busy or idle, my concern will always be by your side.

43. If you stop "harassing" me by SMS, I will block you economically, isolate you politically, torture you mentally, destroy you physically and abandon you in life, but I still can't bear to part with you after thinking and thinking!

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

45. Due to the strong solar ions recently, there will be no signal in the sun. Please hold your other hand high above your head to block the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better!

46, the most romantic thing: holding your tender hand, snuggling through the wind and frost; Lean on my generous shoulders and count the vicissitudes of love; Hiding in my solid chest, I no longer feel helpless for love; Love me, don't let you get hurt!

47. Weather forecast: I miss you sometimes this morning, but I become crazy in the afternoon. My mood is expected to drop. Due to the influence of low pressure, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

48. I sent a message with gratitude, which brought my thoughts and sincerely connected you and me. In this way, we met a wonderful encounter in this life, and boundless love is boundless. Love you, willing to hold your hand and go straight ahead.

49. Yesterday, my life was pale and gloomy, so I prayed to God that you would appear. Today, you came to my side, and everything has changed since then. Love you, forget the past, miss you, endless dreams.

50. I sent a message with gratitude, which brought my thoughts and sincerely connected you and me. In this way, we met a wonderful encounter in this life, and boundless love is boundless. Love you, willing to hold your hand and go straight ahead.

5 1, you are an egg, I am a handmade noodle, and I will soak you forever; You are a watermelon, I am a melon skin, always covering you; You are an ant, I am a kang mat, burning you forever; You are the striker, I am the defender of the enemy team, and I have been sticking to you; You love me, and I love you. Let's be together forever.

52. Love is like being a fish. Add onion and ginger first, and love will have an episode. Then, with a boiling frying pan, love will be passionate. Then, add carp, and love will officially enter the play. After that, love will basically take shape. In the end, it will thicken, and the two will be as sweet as honey and inseparable, and * * * will move towards a happy marriage. Don't forget to send it to your friends so that they can also benefit from it.

53. I can't see through my heart. I only hear a mysterious voice in a trance. It is the joy and luck when my heart throbs when I meet your face. Touch your chest and listen. Your heart is saying I love you.

Fish can't live without water, bees love flowers, friends care, good wishes accompany you, and heartfelt wishes are given to you: happiness will always accompany you.

55. Flowers and dense willows can be opened, and the means can be seen; When the storm suddenly comes, it is the heel.

56. Years have blurred the faces of acquaintances, and the future makes us feel more and more lonely. It is not until one day that you look for the lost memory that you find that the people in the memory are so familiar.

57. Quarrel, bicker, be happy and vent. You will always be my best friend!

58. Woman: I like big dolls! I like French perfume! Diamonds represent eternity! Man: Wait a minute, baby! Do you like cheap things? Woman: Yes! I like you best!

59. Wife: I regret listening to your sweet words and marrying you. Dave: I also regret saying those sweet words. Wife: How can we celebrate our wedding anniversary? Dave: How about a minute's silence?

60. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal. Honey, you know what? When we looked at each other, that moment was the most beautiful moment in the world. Even if I were given a village head, I wouldn't do it.

6 1. Everyone was drunk and I woke up alone. Don't laugh at my infatuation. We are destined to meet in this life, and we will wait for you all our lives, so we can relax and have sex. ...

62. Once, I was afraid that one day, we would sit in the same place, but there was only silence; Once, I was afraid that one day, we would walk together. ...

63. I am used to writing my thoughts and love into Hong Fei's works. I believe that when this Hong Fei reaches the other shore. Another kind heart ...

64. I miss someone, tears fall on both sides, and I can't sleep at night. If you want to see someone, your dream will die without a trace. We are still entangled in love after all. Miss the lingering heartbeat ...

65. I want to be a strong woman, a man's wife and a good friend of others! But I am also a little woman, who loves to be lazy, to dress up and to be around her lover. ...