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The person who impressed me the most was more than 500 words.

A person stays up late at home, brushes his teeth and washes his face slowly for breakfast, quietly puts Bundhit on, and stares at a mountain of homework. My winter vacation life has officially started.

Jing M.Guo said, "The cello sounds like a river. The left bank is a memory that I can't forget, and the right bank is a glorious time that I deserve to persist in. It flows quickly in the middle, which is my faint sadness every year. "

I am wasting my glorious years in luxury now, every day. I have nothing to do but write a mountain of homework, watch all kinds of boring TV, write articles that make me fly and read books that make me awake.

The sky is cloudy outside the window, and it's going to rain. There is nothing on the road in the community except a few people who are rushing home. I can only hear the sound of sand cannons, which are children's toys. I stood by on the windowsill of my study and looked at the mountains hundreds of meters away.

This is a city that sleeps quietly in the embrace of mountains. A river flows quietly, quietly raising people on both sides of the strait. Both sides of the Taiwan Strait have beautiful names: Jiangnan and Jiangbei.

My school is at the beginning of Jiangbei, and I live at the end of Jiangnan. Get up early every day, cross Jiangnan in a hurry, cross the river and get on the bridge, and stay in Jiangbei. It takes at least half an hour to cross every day. If I had wings, it might not take that long.

I once went to school to catch a bus. The nearest station in my home is about one or two kilometers away. Every day, I ride my bike, put it in the shed nearby, and then go to catch the bus. Why do you say "hurry"? Because the bus here is uncertain, I don't know when it will be available or when it will leave. I can only rely on luck in this matter. Fortunately, as soon as you got to the platform, a bus came to pick you up. If you are unlucky, just wait a few minutes; Almost once again, even after waiting for half an hour, there was no one. To make matters worse, you got on the bus and asked him when he would leave. The answer is soon, you waited for more than ten minutes. At this point, there is nothing worse, only the worst. Worst of all, when you come home from school and drive only two kilometers away, you leave with a smile in a bus full of people. You keep saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" and then go home. At this time, it's 5: 30 at most-the last bus in this city is 6 pm. I don't know where to complain, so people have to sigh and take a lot of things home slowly.

Once several foreign tourists came up and asked how much it was. The driver asked, "haven't you ever taken a bus?" A dollar! " I suddenly feel that the so-called investment slogans on billboards are all nonsense. A tourist got on the wrong bus and wanted to get off. The driver quickly shouted, "Don't get off, don't get off. You must pay for it. " Asking for money is more urgent than collecting debts.

Of course, there are gentle voices to help the elderly get off the bus slowly and smile at people. I think today is my lucky day to get on the bus. After all, lucky days are rare in a person's life.

There are too many stories on the bus. I think, what if I want to write an article called "Life on the Bus"?

Someone asked me, it's so difficult to get from home to school, why don't you stay at school? Why don't you live in school? Joke, who said I don't want to live? I have been running around for my bed for a whole semester, but there is still no result, just waiting for a word: the new dormitory will be built soon. After the final exam, I went to see the "new dormitory to be built soon", and only two floors were built! Don't worry, there must be a room for the third year of high school! I think it doesn't hurt to have a little Q spirit sometimes. The only thing I don't understand is: why can people who live near the school live, but people who live really far away can't? Is living on campus inversely proportional to distance?

I don't know anyway.

Today is a memory of high school life!

2

Someone called me at night and told me that the report card had been sent to the doorman. She helped me pick it up and asked me to go to her house to get it. It was raining outside, so I took an umbrella and wore a pajamas like a cotton-padded jacket and went out.

I knocked at the door several times, but there was no one. I have to go home.

I came downstairs to the lawn with an umbrella. Rain washes the world. Suddenly, a colorful shadow passed before my eyes. I stopped for a long time, but I didn't see any more fireworks. I stood alone in the rain.

Maybe life is just a beautiful shadow of fireworks.

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Today, I suddenly wanted to go to Xinhua Bookstore to buy a book. When I arrived at the station by bus, I found that it was closed. I had to walk to Jiangbei.

Cross the oldest bridge on this river and walk slowly. There are not many pedestrians in the street, and they are all in a hurry. I am the only one walking leisurely. Looking at that river, I don't want to describe it with sentences in my textbook. In a word, my impression is better now than before, probably because I haven't seen it for too long.

After walking in Jiangbei for half an hour, I still haven't found the book I want. Every bookstore can only see couplets, purples and golden words on paper, and it is still sparsely populated. I wonder if this place will become a big northwest when the Spring Festival arrives.

I had to walk back to Jiangnan, only to find that many shops were closed, leaving only a few standing there alone. KFC is the most popular, but its popularity is less than half that of usual.

I go to the bus terminal to wait for the bus. I waited for an hour and saw only a few sparse buses passing by, but they never came back. Having nothing to do, I bought a magazine to kill time. After waiting for another half an hour, one finally came and got on the bus and went home. There are always ten motorcycle owners who ask me if I want to go back by motorcycle, and they sincerely tell me that there is no bus. I smiled and shook my head and said no, thanks. I saw a boy riding a motorcycle, which usually costs only four yuan at most, but today it costs twelve yuan. The boy finally lost patience with the bus, gritted his teeth and relented. Let's go Twenty minutes after he left, the bus came. I don't know if I should be grateful.

Today's bus fare is two yuan per person.

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On the morning of February 10, many guests came to my house. They are my mother's classmates and their families. There are 18 people. In the afternoon, when the guests left, I helped my mother wash the cups. I first put some water and detergent in the cup, and then wiped it hard with the cleaning ball in the cup, which immediately produced a lot of bubbles. Next, I washed all the cups in the water. The foam disappeared, so I put the cup upside down on the rag and let it dry naturally. After washing the cups, I helped my mother throw out the garbage and clear the table. My mother praised me for being sensible.

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Looking forward to looking forward to, the 2008 New Year has finally arrived. The next morning, our family came to Songtai Square to gather, and then got on the bus and followed the tour group to Suzhou, Wuxi and Shanghai. Along the way, the car passed the expressway, and there was snow under the expressway, like a snow blanket. After 7 hours' drive, we arrived at our destination Suzhou.

It is said that there are many garden buildings in Suzhou, including Lingering Garden and Humble Administrator's Garden, which have been declared as world cultural heritage, which is really the pride of China people. Then we came to the Millennium Temple (Hanshan Temple), which is the scene described in the ancient poem a night-mooring near maple bridge we studied. The next day, I came to Wuxi, a famous place where teapots are produced. Teapots are a treasure of China people. On the third day, I came to Shanghai to climb the mountain in Jinmao and see the beautiful scenery. These three days are very meaningful.

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The final exam is over and the winter vacation has begun. I went home with the homework assigned by my teacher.

I think winter vacation homework should do and play, and it's better to play enough before doing his homework. But mom and dad say that homework and play should cross, that is, do some homework every day before playing. I have to do this. So, my winter vacation life is spent like this: doing homework, watching TV, playing and paying New Year's greetings.

I'm not conscious enough to do my homework. I always have to do it at the urging of my parents. If you can't do homework, you must ask your parents. If they can't do it, they can only leave it empty and prepare to take it back to school to ask the teacher. Except for a few unfinished homework, most of the homework has been completed.

I like watching TV very much. If my parents don't ask me to do my homework or turn off the TV, I can really get up in the morning and go to bed at night. But dad said: watching TV for a long time has an effect on your eyes. So, I actually only watched some cartoons and children's programs, as well as the Spring Festival Evening. By the way, I also secretly watched several episodes of Princess Pearl, which was very enjoyable.

Playing is my hobby, and my mother says I like playing. During the winter vacation, I played table tennis and badminton with my parents. Every time I play, I won't give up until I have had enough, so they must accompany me. Now that I think about it, I am really selfish. But my father said that my level of playing ball has been greatly improved. Besides, I also go shopping, buy things and set off fireworks and firecrackers during the Spring Festival. I am very happy.

I must have attended the New Year greetings. I went to my grandparents' home, grandma's home, uncle's home and menstruation home for the New Year. During the New Year, I didn't eat much fish and meat, but I ate a lot of eggs and steamed bread. I also ate a lot of sugar, peanuts and fruits, and received a lot of red envelopes. Besides, I can also play with my sister and brother by the way, which is very pleasant.

In a word, I had a very pleasant and fulfilling winter vacation.

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After a busy semester, I was still a little uncomfortable at first. At work, I get along with students every day. Although they will be naughty and make me angry, I still miss them for too long. I don't know if they will be more obedient when they come, whether they will make progress than before and so on.

I have been home for several days. In these days, I am also thinking about how I will spend this winter vacation, whether to stay at home and watch TV like last year, or to visit my classmates or do other things. But when I think about it, I think of the winter vacation homework that the headmaster arranged for us after the holiday. This may be strange to others. How does the headmaster decorate winter vacation homework? How can teachers have winter vacation homework like students? In fact, the headmaster told us to read more books and study more during the winter vacation to prepare for the coming period. In fact, this is also quite good. Let's set goals for our future work so that we can do it better next year. Now I read books and practice calligraphy at home every day, and I feel that winter vacation life is quite fulfilling.

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It has been raining cautiously and continuously every day since the holiday. Today, the weather finally cleared up. I'm glad to see such fine weather. At the same time, today is the day for our high school classmates to get together.

In the morning, after breakfast, I left home early and went to our alma mater. Along the way, I was full of thoughts, imagining the changes of my classmates, imagining what would happen after meeting them, and so on. Time passed unconsciously and finally came to our alma mater. As soon as I entered the campus, the previous scenes were vivid and I suddenly felt a sense of intimacy. At the same time, I found that our alma mater has undergone tremendous changes. First of all, the teaching building was put on new clothes and painted, and then the canteen changed and the library was completed, all of which appeared after we left. Walking on the boulevard on campus, when he carefully recalls his previous study life, it really has a different taste. At this time, I saw several students who were making up lessons walking on the path. They are in a hurry, and now time is too precious for them. Along the tree-lined path, I came to the place where we met-the classroom where we used to study. At this time, several students have arrived. I stepped forward and shouted their names. At this time, there was a greeting, and everyone's face was full of surprises. Next, in the laughter of everyone, the students came one after another. After some greetings, we walked towards our next destination-the teacher's house. Our head teacher is as humorous as before. In the following time, everyone will have dinner and have fun. ...

The day ended in laughter. What a wonderful reunion!

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Since reading, what impressed me the most is that almost every Chinese teacher asked us to write well and practice hard. Although I listened to the teacher at that time, I didn't stick to it. I just practice occasionally. Now I look at my own handwriting, and I really regret that I wasted too much time and didn't practice it well. Just this winter vacation, the headmaster of the school arranged winter vacation homework for us, so I thought about practicing calligraphy during the winter vacation.

But after three days, I practice two pages every day. On the fourth day, my heart itched a little. Forget it. I couldn't write a word anyway, but another voice reminded me. I will persist and don't give up easily. Finally, after a contradictory struggle, I persisted. Especially when I encounter something unsatisfactory, I will take out paper and pen and practice writing quietly. So nothing bothers me. Now practicing calligraphy has become a habit in my life. If one day I don't practice at school, I feel as if there is still one thing unfinished. Through my own efforts, my calligraphy has made some progress now, and I will continue to stick to it in the future.

10 "Spring is at the beginning of the year" and "A good beginning is half the battle". The arrival of beginning of spring means that spring has arrived.

Spring has come, everything is reviving, a hundred flowers are blooming and a hundred birds are contending.

Spring has come, and the spring rain is continuous. At this time, they also come to feel the breath of spring and join in the fun. They added water to the wheat and vegetables in the field to make them grow rapidly. As the saying goes, "Spring rain is as expensive as oil". Look carefully, how well the wheat and vegetables in the field grow. The spring breeze blew up green waves.

Spring is coming, and you can see that the wicker on the river bank has sprouted. At this time, it was Miss Chun who skillfully put on new clothes for the earth, giving people a brand-new feeling.

Spring has come, in fact, the happiest people are those who work hard. They are going to be busy again. After a winter vacation, they are full of energy. Looking from a distance, I saw a group of people talking and laughing loudly in the field.

It's good that spring has come!

A year has passed. New Year's Eve is a night of reunion. Every household is decorated with lanterns to celebrate the peace at the end of the year and the beginning of the new year.

On New Year's Eve, everyone is busy posting Spring Festival couplets, and our family is no exception. I post Spring Festival couplets at home every year. In fact, the knowledge of this couplet is also quite great. As long as you look at this couplet last year, you will know the family's hopes and plans in the new year, and you will also know what happy events have happened in this family in the past year. Look at this couplet.

On this day, children are the happiest. They call on adults to celebrate the New Year early, because fireworks can be set off after the New Year. When the fireworks were set off, several children shouted and jumped around, not to mention how happy they were. Even adults were infected by them and cried. After setting off fireworks, the family gathered around the table for a reunion dinner. The most interesting thing is to eat jiaozi, and you can also get money from eating jiaozi. Whoever gets the money will have the best luck in the new year, so everyone is scrambling to eat jiaozi to see who can grab the rich jiaozi, but no matter what you eat or not, this atmosphere of grabbing jiaozi is the most unforgettable. ...

New Year's Eve is the most unforgettable night!

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I have nothing to do during the winter vacation. I took out a magazine and saw such a story, which deeply touched me.

Wolf's shadow: A wolf is wandering at the foot of the mountain. The afterglow of the setting sun makes its shadow long. Looking at his own shadow, he proudly said to himself, "I have such a big body, almost as big as an acre of land. Why am I still afraid of lions?" Shouldn't I be called the king of beasts? "Just when it was intoxicated, a lion came and killed it. At this time, the wolf was remorseful and shouted, "How unfortunate I am! It was arrogance that ruined me. "This story tells us that either because of the environment or because of our own reasons, people often have illusions, so that they misjudge others or themselves and think that others or themselves are strong or weak. The consequences can be imagined. Therefore, in life, we should not die like this wolf, which will only make us stop and be narcissistic.