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The fifth grade book Chinese Unit 8 Interesting Chinese similar sentences

Typewriter ads-no strangers.

Advertising in optical shops-eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your window.

Road traffic advertisement-If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight.

New book advertisement-the author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the mistress described in this novel.

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Car showroom advertisement-always let your driver's license expire before you.

Traffic safety advertisements-Remember, God is not perfect. He has auto spare parts, but people don't.

Cosmetic advertising-go to "spots" as soon as possible, and don't leave "acne".

Washing machine advertisement-idle wife drying mother

Fruit juice beverage advertisement-A little parting is sour, and a happy heart is sweet.

Flower shop advertisement-Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest, and we can even buy some roses for our wife.

Audio company advertisement-respond with a call and a response

Jiaozi Store Advertising-All-encompassing.

Advertising for Lime Factory-Starting from scratch

Pawnshop advertisement-well deserved

The advertisement of the hat company-judge people by their hats.

Barber shop advertisement-penniless

Drug store advertisement-the slogan of the company that asks for trouble to eat hats-"Take people by their hats!"

The slogan of a barber shop-"Nothing!"

The slogan of a drugstore-"Ask for more happiness!"

The slogan of a smoking cessation association-"Never make friends with a woman who smokes unless you are willing to kiss the ashtray!"

A typewriter slogan-"No fight, no acquaintance!"

A cosmetic advertising slogan-"freckle early, don't leave acne."

The slogan of a washing machine-"Idle wife and good mother!"

The slogan of a sour drink-"A little parting is sour, and a happy party is sweet."

The slogan of a printing company-"Print everything except money."

Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart.

Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath. Interesting advertising language