Funny copy, relieve worries.

1. It is suitable for sleeping at home in rainy days and going out for a walk in sunny days. After a long time, there is no 1 day suitable for work!

After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and mop the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough? Of course, pocket money should still be controlled.

Xiaoming loves botany very much and dreams of becoming a plant one day. Later, a car accident made his wish come true.

Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

According to my observation, anyone who likes to say that success or failure is not about money has no money!

6. I suggest you go to bed and get up early as possible, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

7. If people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to your face.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

9. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. The happiness of rich people is beyond your imagination.

10. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.

1 1. In this fickle age, the best way to make people forget you is to owe money.

12. Many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain" after becoming mothers! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

13. Staying up late is because I don't have the courage to end the day, and staying in bed is because I am not mentally prepared to start the day.

14. Don't be sweet in the sun, and don't show happiness. Because physics common sense tells us that the sun is easy to lose water, and refrigeration is the best way to keep fresh.

15. Jay Chou said that love is like a tornado. I think this metaphor is very appropriate, because most people, like me, have never seen a tornado in their lives.

16. When you are alive, you will be laughed at at first, then you will laugh at others, and finally you will die laughing.

17. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

18. At the current rate of rising house prices, I don't want to afford a set of affordable housing. I just hope I can afford an affordable grave when I get old!

19. You don't know how stingy my boyfriend is. He gave me a 0.25 red envelope on Valentine's Day and told me to read it backwards.

20. Men and dogs: Men are 20 like pugs, with sweet words in their mouths, and 30 like watchdogs, who are best at cooking and washing clothes.

2 1. The most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

22. Some people say that 99% of things in the world can be solved with money, but what they don't say is that more money is needed to solve the rest 1%.

When I was a child, I thought that when I grew up, if she turned to smile, there would be a hundred spells. When I grow up, I look back and smile. I wish I were dead.

24. Money can be called a goddess, money can't be called a husband, and money can't be called a blue face. As for those who have no money, I'm sorry you are a good man ... ah, what a painful understanding!

25. Many people get up early to brush their teeth and have symptoms of nausea and retching. According to scientific research, the common feature of these people is that they like to look in the mirror.

26. At this age, you have mastered a specialty without learning other skills. You can have a good sleep during the day and get excited without sleeping pills at night.

27. When you are in a bad mood, you should chat with the aunts in the community. In less than a minute, you will know which one is worse than you, and you will be happy in an instant!

28. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.

29. The two people who trust each other most in the world are a high school teacher and a junior high school teacher. The junior high school teacher said, "In senior high school, senior high school teachers will talk about this knowledge." The high school teacher said, "Your junior high school teacher should have talked about this knowledge."

30. Going to eat hot pot, I saw a notice on the wall of the hot pot restaurant that the sheep were raised by myself, the vegetables were grown by myself, and the oil was squeezed by myself, reminding customers to use it with confidence. When paying the bill, tell the boss quietly that I printed the money myself, so you can use it at ease. The boss chased me for several blocks, but he didn't catch up. Very interesting. I grew my own legs. I can go wherever I want.