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What is the toast at the Xie Shi banquet?

Teachers and students, for the first time in three years, so many teachers and students of Grade 04 got together. As students, we are very honored first, then very happy, and finally, we are very honored and happy.

Every era has its own fashion. Our ancestors lived in an era when worship of gods was prevalent. What are the sacredness of the gods they worship? It is said to be "heaven, earth, monarch, relatives and teachers". Heaven and earth are transformed, so we should respect them; You are the father of the country, so you should respect you; My parents gave me body and nourished my spirit, so I should respect my relatives; Teachers are also people who preach, teach and dispel doubts, so we should respect teachers. Everyone has his own myth in his heart. "Heaven and earth are teachers" is the myth in the hearts of all our classmates. If people don't respect, it is disrespect. Tonight, we are on the second floor, with a roof above and a floor below, so we don't respect heaven and earth for the time being; Tonight, your father is away, and neither are your parents, so we don't respect your relatives for the time being. There is only one teacher in front of us. If we don't respect our teachers, what is the respect of our husbands? I propose that the students drink to the teachers.

Taigong teaches us: "Once a teacher, always a father". Now it seems that this sentence is no longer applicable. Why? Because it only applies to male-dominated society. In today's socialist harmonious society, there are no fewer female teachers than male teachers. Therefore, Taigong's words can be amended as: a teacher for one day, a father for life. It took us three years to go to graduate school, about a thousand days. Since "a teacher for one day, a parent for life", a teacher for a thousand days will definitely be a parent for life. In front of our parents, can't students make a toast? I propose that the students propose a second glass of wine to the teachers.

The teacher told us that we can study as one person. Whether you are a scholar or a man, you should pay attention to rationality. As far as the current way of toasting is concerned, it is reasonable for children to toast their parents; It is reasonable for students to propose a toast to their teachers. We are often unreasonable in our studies, and inadvertently, today we are reasonable and lucky. At that time, Confucius educated students on the basis of classics, virtue, loyalty, forgiveness and honesty. Teachers didn't abandon us or even abandon us because we didn't know classics, lacked virtue, were not loyal enough and were not honest enough. The students are grateful and thank the teachers for giving us this opportunity to continue to improve ourselves. I propose that the students propose a third glass of wine to the teachers.

In Chinese characters, three people are crowds, three trees are forests, three mouths are flavors, three drops of water are seedlings, three fires are swallows, three cows are embarrassed, three sheep are embarrassed, and three fish are embarrassed ... Based on this, it is inferred that "three" means more. Tonight, the students offered three glasses of wine to their teacher, so we can think of them as many glasses.

Thank you again for coming.